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DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?
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crash bandicoot is a twink
DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?
It’s almost time.
Sixteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.
On this exact day, Cosmo had an idea. You can only reblog this today.
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
Judging from the context of the chapter…
We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)
But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.
Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character
ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!
Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
When I was like 3 my mom took me to a grave of her friend to pay respects and I nonchalantly explained how I died before in a war, met god (who I said “was a beautiful woman in a long dress that touched the ground”), and requested to come back to earth again for some unknown reason
I so often think about the mistakes I made last time I was a teenager and then say to myself “I’ll try to remember that next time” that I guess I’m gonna have to grow up a few more times until I get it right
I also woke up in the middle of the night a few days ago and said “reconfiguration: conditionSet=‘temporary’;” and then went back to sleep so make of that what you will I guess...
happy birthday to curiosity. keep picking up space rocks you funky little rover
This is my last day as a teenager for the next 94 years... astonishing. No idea how to feel about it so I just won’t.
My goodness, I’ve only got just under a week left of being a teenager... that’s... that can’t be right...
Tags tumblr always forgets I ever used: my art tag, that new tag I started using yesterday, people’s names, any 1 of the 592873264921 tags I didn’t use today
Tags tumblr always remembers: That one comment I made about the weather in 1995 and never used again because it wasn’t fucking important, Ronald!
*showerthoughts voice* technically, since there’s three people in this relationship, we should be sending each other =3 instead of <3
We mourn. We remember. We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.
Waddup, it's ya boi with a funky fresh haircut!
... I'm sorry. I cut my hair shorter than it's been since I was an infant (again) and I love it so much I actually took selfies. Had to wear my hat backwards though because my neck has never seen sunlight before.
Taking time off Tumblr has been nice (though don't think for a second that I haven't missed you). I don't know when I'll get back to posting regularly, but I do wanna get back to it eventually.
Also, I'm turning 20 in less than two months, which is... wild.
I hope you're all doing well and don't miss me too terribly! (I'm joking, but you better be having a nice day or someone is getting an asskicking)
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
My dashboard right now
It’s that time of year again, folks!
According to all known laws of #animal care, there is no way a #lizerd should be able to #adventure time.
Do not let lizerds go on adventures! It could be dangerous!