.sinclair

Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me.

[officerjordan]

I… I need to go patrol that corner. Put some clothes on, pilot, before I’m forced to report you. This isn’t your private dorm.

[sinninginspace]

Alright, alright, jeez...See you laaaater...

[piercingthunder]

[pt] I’ve always been so bad at picking up girls, so I hope you’re right.

[sinninginspace]

[pt] RJ, you will get so much pussy when we get home. If we get home. Ship might fall apart first.

[officerjordan]

Look, it doesn’t really matter what it smells like in here, we’re going to be getting out soon enough. Are they shorts like actual shorts or are they like boyshorts where they’re really just glorified underwear?

[sinninginspace]

Actual shorts.

Spandex shorts.

Look, see? They're fuckin' fine! It's all good, c'mon.

[sinninginspace]

Alright, I’m taking it off. 

[officerjordan]

There is definitely something in the rules against this, I-I’m sure of it. Can you just stay clothed until after the lock down, please?

[sinninginspace]

What? I smell! You said it yourself, I can't be standing around reeking. Chill, I have shorts on under!

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Seriously?

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Are you kidding me? You're gonna be fucking knee deep in it. When I got home for my first time, I got so much dick, I had to start turning people down.

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Yeah. First of many hopefully. Why?

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Because when you get home? And you have that under your belt? You're literally gonna have more people wanting to do you than you know what to do with.

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Dude shut up I knew you were kidding.

[sinninginspace]

[pt] This is your first tour right?

[officerjordan]

Maybe to you, but it’s definitely not my favorite smell. I prefer standing near people who are freshly washed.

I’ll just go patrol over there. Way over there.

[sinninginspace]

Alright, I'm taking it off. 

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Well, I am surprisingly patient, so if you think I won’t, trust me, I will.

[piercingthunder]

[pt] You’re not…are you serious? 

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Hell no, RJ, I'm going to be a god damn sergeant at the academy when this tour is over! I'm kidding!

Probably. 

[sinninginspace]

Hey! I smell fine, thank you! Rude.

[officerjordan]

You smell like you’ve been working on a viper engine. Which you have been.

[sinninginspace]

Well, that's true. You ain't wrong there. Whatever, step further away if you don't enjoy the smell of engine grease. Which smells amazing, by the way.

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Shut up, asshole. Well, you’ll have to wait another six months anyway.

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Well, I am surprisingly patient, so if you think I won't, trust me, I will.

[sinninginspace]

You want me to take it off?

[officerjordan]

Wow, no, that’s really okay. Hopefully this lock down will end soon as we can all go back to our rooms and get much needed showers.

[sinninginspace]

Hey! I smell fine, thank you! Rude.

[sinninginspace]

[pt] No way.

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Yes way. It’s that hard to believe?

I mean, I’ve done stuff but never like…all the way or whatever.

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Awwww. RJ, you're so cute. I will take your virginity. I'll do it.

[sinninginspace]

What? Are you kidding? I look totally hot! It’s like messy chic. Guys go nuts for this…

[officerjordan]

Well I’m not a guy, and I don’t like messes.

[sinninginspace]

You want me to take it off?

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Yeah, so we’re all gonna die.

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Welp I’m gonna die a virgin.

[sinninginspace]

[pt] No way.

[sinninginspace]

So you agree, I look sexy.

[officerjordan]

W-what? No, I do not think so. My definition of sexy does not include a grease covered pilot in baggy pants. Not someone who talks back so much.

[sinninginspace]

What? Are you kidding? I look totally hot! It's like messy chic. Guys go nuts for this...

[piercingthunder]

[pt] Holy shit, you’re kidding right? We’ve got zero defenses….

[sinninginspace]

[pt] Yeah, so we're all gonna die.