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@siouxsie-kahlo
taelerbyeong:
he held his chin briefly, as if he were considering what they said. “yeah, that sounds about right. you’re just that hot. i wonder if people will notice when you evolve and it turns into a giant smelly flower.”
“I am. I know I wet your willy, or whatever,” Siouxsie says, flapping their hand dismissively. “Probably not - people don’t care about me, after all.”
ophelia-ohara:
“I see what you did there. Clearly that’s the perfect name for him, I love it.”
“Good shit, right? I should go into comedy. I think it’s time to quit my day job and pursue a career in stand up.”
worshipthetemple:
“My life is full of mistakes and that’s ok. At least they’re all attractive,” their phone slides off their face and they flinch at the action, and let out a laugh. “Like all the bug pokemon are massive. I don’t want to wake up to see a Ghastly hangin’ out nearby either. I’m weak. I can’t fight them all.”
Siouxsie rolls their eyes, low huff of amusement puffing from their lips. “Shallow,” they note, tone teasing. “Oh, c’mon. Get one of those electric bug zappers. Y’know, the one that look like tennis rackets. They’d be great for fuckin’ up bug pokemon. Also roommates.”
charlie-jfc:
Charlie smiled slightly at them, noting the familiar app up on the screen of their phone. “I don’t blame you… I ran through traffic yesterday for a 584 CP Staryu.” He blushed, not admitting to many he was a big gamer besides his close friends. “What’d you almost get?”
Siouxsie cocks a brow, mouth twisting in their amusement. “That’s great. Truly amazing,” They tease, tutting their tongue. They shrug their shoulders at his question, locking their phone and shoving it in their pocket. “A Meowth - I got him, though. He’s my son now.”
worshipthetemple:
“Not that I’d ever complain to have such a talented partner as you are,” they tease with a grin before giving up on the game and balancing their phone on their forehead. “I’m sure science can try but does science want to? I’d be happy with a Lapras or something to go on the water with. But then you think about it, Beedrills are like 4 feet tall… I don’t want that in my life.”
“Don’t speak too soon, Temps. You’re making a grave mistake,” Siouxsie jokes, twisting their head to watch Temple’s antics, tapping their thumbs absently against the side of their case. “Mmm, true. Gotta look out for those big dick bees,” they reply absently, mouth curling. “It’d be cool to have a swarm of them, though. I’d fuck some people up.”
taelerbyeong:
he scoffed. “yeah, i do, actually. you’re missing out, bird person, rick and morty is the fucking best.” taeler waited eagerly for the return of his favorite adult swim show. “you got a weird bulb-thing growin out of your back?”
Siouxsie rolls their eyes, tutting their tongue. “Yeah yeah, bossy. Maybe I’ll watch it one day,” they reply, turning their head to look at him properly. “Yeah. Everyone’s just so distracted by my beauty that they don’t even see it.”
charlie-jfc:
“Seriously dude, I just put a ton of fertilizer down and a sign that says don’t want on the grass.” He used the shirt hanging over his shoulder to wipe the sweat from his face, hating this time of year to do the groundskeeping in the Westbrook park. Charlie waved off his attitude, having not been in the best mood the past couple of weeks but it didn’t mean taking it out on this person. “I’m sorry, the heats just getting to me.”
Siouxsie’s head shoots up when they realize someone’s speaking at time, brow furrowing.
“Oh. Oh shit. Sorry, dude. I was--” They break off, deciding that their pursuit of a high CP Meowth probably wasn’t the best excuse. “Sorry.” Siouxsie takes the few steps off the grass and back onto the path, blinking up at Charlie.
“Nah, don’t worry about it. Not everyone likes the warm weather. I’m real sorry about the grass thing, though.”
ophelia-ohara:
Ophelia laughed and nodded. “Yeah, let’s go with that one, I like that one better. Oh man, genocide? Yeah, that’s not a good name, especially not for a Pokémon. Although… It does make it sound really scary.”
“Yeah, pretty scary. But he’s okay, now - his name is Dwayne. ‘Cause, y’know. He’s a rock type.”
andrew-hale:
“Whoa, whoa. Old? Come on. We’ve gotta be near the same age here. I can joke about being old but this is just crossing a line.” Andrew gestured between them with a smirk. “Words of the wise. I’d hate to know what you named your other Pokemon then. Jesus.” He gave a roll of his eyes, still teasing. It was his nature.
Siouxsie pulls a face. “Gotta be near the same age? Don’t insult me like this. You are an old man. An old man who doesn’t know what a bulbasaur is.”
“Don’t be so fucking rude. They all have excellent names.”
taelerbyeong:
“you ever watch rick and morty? nevermind,” he snickered.
“yeah, he’s definitely a handsome little, uh, cat planter… thing.”
“D’you think I’ve got the time for that? No,” Siouxsie retorts, as if they’re the busiest human being around - though they had been pretty busy recently, with recording new stuff and playing some gigs. Really they just wasted all their valuable TV watching time doing stupid shit like pokemon go.
“Mhm. Just like me, his father.”
ophelia-ohara:
“It is, it’s very… uh, you know, like the olden days where no one had internet,” she joked and rolled her eyes with a light laugh. “Yeah, solid name for sure. I say go for it. Oh, that was an interesting idea though? I like that one.”
“Or it was only dial up so you could never use it ‘cause your dad was always on the phone,” Siouxsie replies, wrinkling their nose - that was a dark time in their lives. “It was interesting, until my geodude’s name turned out to be genocide.”
andrew-hale:
Andrew shrugged unable to hold back a smile. “I had nerdy friends. I don’t know. About the only television show I really remember watching was like, Looney Tunes and shit. I was a spazzy kid. I didn’t have the attention span.”
“I don’t know any Darrens, so…”
“God, you are so old,” Siouxsie retorts, mouth curling at the corners despite themselves. “It’s embarrassing. Honestly.”
“Neither do I. But I know these things, buddy. Trust me.”
riverxadams:
“I hope this is the last time this happens, I mean… Not to sound cliche, but. It’s 2016. I think this is the year that big studios realize, ‘hey, we really can’t get away with this anymore, BECAUSE IT’S 2016.” River paused during his rant, then flashed a dimple smile as if his outburst hadn’t even happened, leaning over to glance at their screen with a nod of approval. “I like Darren.”
Siouxsie ‘mhm’s along as River speaks, favouriting their newly named bulbasaur. “Thank god I’m not in the film industry,” they add on, before nodding a bit. “See? This is why I like you. You’re agreeable. I appreciate that.”
worshipthetemple:
“Every day I fall a little bit more in love with you S, you best be watching yourself,” they tease as they toss pokeballs to catch a few pidgeys in the area. “If a pokemon calls to me, I keep it. But I have a few around because I don’t know what to name them yet.” Temple shrugs. “Oh, they’ll have ten bucks from me soon enough.. probably…”
“That’s all part of my evil plan, dude. Looks like it’s working well, too,” Siouxsie replies, scrolling through their lists of pokemon, tapping in a name for another. “I refuse to give them any money until they make real pokemon. When I can sicc an electric rat on someone I’ll give nintendo my money - until then they can get fucked.”
taelerbyeong:
“alright, bird person,” taeler said, raising his hands in surrender. “oh man, me too. i hope people go broke over it, and then a fan-made film comes out and totally wrecks the place.”
“what about li’l nug, then?” he asked, ignoring the insult.
“Bird person?” Siouxsie retorts, eyebrows lifting. “That’s the dream. Probably won’t happen, but still. We can hope.”
“It’s settled,” Siouxsie says, ignoring Tae’s next suggestion. “His name is Darren. What a handsome young man he is.”
worshipthetemple:
“She’s so pretty though but then crud like that happens,” Temple sighs and just blows air out in a huff. They then pull out their phone and rolls over to be on their stomach. “Mildred and Fred, who is my Vaporeon. Mrstealyogrl is my pidgeot. Otherwise I don’t have anyone else named,” they say scrolling through. “All these eggs to hatch and only one incubator… ugh.”
“She’s a demon. Don’t be fooled by her boobs and her adherence to Eurocentric beauty standards. She’s a literal demon,” Siouxsie replies, cocking a brow at Temple’s words. A laugh filters from their lips, shaking their head. “All my pokemon who I’m keepin’ have names. They’re all my children.”
“Sucks to be you, buddy.”
andrew-hale:
“This is the part where I cringe and admit I have no fucking clue what you’re talking about. I heard something about… ghost something the other day in passing, but that’s about it. I’m really bad at keeping up with shit.”
“Bulge-asaur. Wait—why Darren?”
“Jesus Christ, man. You’re really ageing yourself here - you were a youngish person in the 90s, right? You should know what some of this shit was. Like, c’mon. I lived on an Island and my parents didn’t believe in television and I still know stuff.”
“Because he looks like a Darren. Duh.”