Do As I Say

J | 32 | She/Her | Fil-Am | 18+ MDNI Shit-posting + Shawn Hatosy NSFW side blog: Chai After Dark

[sippingchai]

I really went from Shawn Mendes to Shawn Hatosy over the course of a decade.

[theavengers]

Avengers: Doomsday (2026)

[lmmunitys]

#needthat

[whinysushi]

You will get baptized between my thighs even if we're not in a church

[strawberrycherrycola]

Belly belly belly belly belly belly

[wesandresons]

SHAWN HATOSY as BRETT RICHARDS FIRE COUNTRY 4.03 “The Tiny Ways We Start to Heal”

[ripley-stark]

fandom about some mf (is a man): you might dislike this character but you have to admit he's very interesting. even if you don't like him, he's a very well-written character. he's very complex. so even if you dislike him you should maybe reconsider that. because he's complex and interesting. and i think deep down he cares so much. there's a lot to analyze about his decisions, which he was force to make due to the terrible position he was put in. and if you don't like him you don't really understand the show tbh.

same fandom about a woman who has done comparable or much tamer things, with a much smaller fraction of fans: this may be a hot take but no one else has said this and i have to get this off my chest. some of you might like her but she is a TERRIBLE PERSON! she didn't have to do any of those things she did. she put herself into a bad situation, inconveniencing everyone around her and showing no remorse for it whatsoever. you may like her but i just don't get it!! if you like her or defend any of her actions, you are probably a real life abuser and hate women. so even if you do like her, maybe think about that. you can like her but you have to admit her flaws. otherwise you are encouraging women in real life to murder others and commit crimes, which is ignorant and wrong. her sympathetic scenes are not even canon because they're so manipulative, performative, and trite. such a waste of screen time very obviously trying to get us to feel bad for a MONSTER! she clearly didn't actually mean any of the good things she's done. deep down she is just a rotten human being with no motive but to make other people's lives miserable. i'm sorry but that's the truth.

[wesandresons]

[sammy-bryant]

Solid work.

[1girl2jesters]

These men blogging like bitches

[sippingchaiafterdark]

You need someone to take care of you?

I need someone to push off a cliff.

[unc-peepaw]

Sammy, my beloved

[mewnbuns]

it’s straddle him sunday ✨

[disgustinggf]

come over so you can lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

[sippingchai]

damn ok chai it’s thirsty hours

If you see me no you don’t 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[nanamisbbygirl]

there's something so hot about slapping a man in the face.

especially when he's big an buff, and is looking back at you with a familiar smirk.

water is dripping down his face from the water you threw at him, an empty shot cup in his hand—god why is he so fucking sexy like this?

staring back at him, you can see the slightly red, throbbing skin, making a note of the impact. funny enough, he seems to be unfazed other than the reaction that's happening below the belt. he'll deny it but there's a staining in his boxers, though.

"is that all you got?" he teases, rubbing his calloused hand over his jaw. breathless, you can't help but pout—you gave him everything you had and he still wanted more.

he turns his check the other way, exposing a new side to you. he taps his cheek bone impatiently.

"c'mon, give it another go." he encourages, smile growing more and more as you wind up your arm.

so when your hand finally slaps against his face, sound echoing through the bustling bar you’re met with a grin more sly than before. “that’s it,” he encourages, eyes flashing with something lustful. “atta girl.”

[veganpussyy]

i should be making out with his tip rn