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Pretend baby: [cries] Matt: You touchin’ it’s upset it. Jon: What’s it want? Jane: Jon strikes me as a serious, thoughtful chap and he’ll want to think about all of the things that the baby will need and he’ll want to anticipates that he’ll get those needs. Matt: You sure it’s a burp? Jon: [burps] You burp - encourage the baby! Matt: [burps] Jane: Matt’s just your bouncy, excited guy and I think if they were parents, real parents, I think they would complement each other beautifully.

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This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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hannahballin

don’t worry brandon, i still want you.

coopsaudrey

I don’t want a new class. I want you guys. You’re my kids!

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I'm sorry, just...feels...

r-oving

You don’t realise it Alfie but you’re that teacher. The one who talks to us like we’re adults, the one who always helps us no matter what. You’re the teacher that makes us feel good about ourselves for things that other people don’t even notice and that’s why you’re the teacher we’ll remember for the rest of our lives.