and thats all i have to say about that on that

27 She/Her

[rhymingwithpurple]

It's like I always say: better to have faggots in the mood than maggots in the food

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[expertpedestrian]

[pmamtraveller]

Switzerland as a cake

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[g1ngerbeer]

nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

[g1ngerbeer]

“i need you to live even if it means you never forgive me for this” is an emotion

[queen-sammie]

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

[transbian-stoner]

For anyone wondering

Yes I got terminated for this

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[everything-you-feel-is-real]

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its gigglebait. its hehebait

[iamafatvagina101]

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[overclassy]