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Ugh I just can’t help 🏋️ out of townnn I was at sephora w my family and like yeah the employees were nice but that was the perfect opportunity to get a blush I’ve been wanting and never be seen again 💔💔💔 though I kinda feel guilty, hopefully they don’t track my family’s car

I was sus asf at CVS today but I only took two scrunchie packs?? Hopefully nobody comes to my door but my bag was puffy asf and the loss prevention wasn’t speaking to me yikesss and that blinking blue camera was outside welp

And I got my cat a 24 count of wet food 😋😋

Omg I was posting my lipgloss collection on instagram (mind you I post once every 3 months atp so it’s not like I’m doing daily hauls) and my rude ass “best friend” swiped up talking about everyone knows you didn’t pay for all those… like lol. Who is everybody I speak to maybe a handful of ppl & she’d actually be shocked to know I paid for like 3/150 that I have 😂😂✌🏼 it’s just so weird she’s been commenting on my consumption habits literally every time I speak to her… I sent her my literal completed Xmas/bday list the other day (all shit that was PAID FOR by my mother) and she called me an elite consumer… like why is she such a hater.

I just love wearing free brandy I got two whole pairs of sweats on my last vacation (both from pacsun lol)

Yall where can I Lyft a stylus to play tomodachi life it’s kinda annoying the whole game is dependent on you being creative

Wha are yall doing with țjmâxx & måřşħals peel alarm stickers? It worked one time just taking them off so I got confident, and next time I mist I’ve left some residue and I rung as I left the store! (Dw this was like a month ango and nobody cares) I’m not fully sure where I messed up, is there a better method for those things

Pet store tip!!!

If it’s one of those days where you HAVE to buy a big bag of litter or food, utilize the carts, fill your purse up with things and put it under the cart so they can’t really see if it’s been filled or not. It was my first time so I didn’t fully utilize it. There aren’t usually any cameras so it’s really between whoever sees you and the front door

Oh getting treated like a criminal at a Brandy I’ve never been to when I actually didn’t take anything. I was with my friend she literally said they were pointing and gesturing at me after I left the fitting room. Ik it’s their policy to keep track of who has what in the dressing rooms but I’m not an employee…

So do yall have tips so I can actually steal from them bc i genuinely did not even make an attempt to conceal lol the store is super open and employees yapping everywhere

Old haul

It’s weird, I’ve NEVER been caught so I feel like everywhere is building this big case against me. I usually take no more than $45-$150 in one go from any store, but I feel my flaw is my big ass pleasing bag that I bring everywhere, and the fact that I don’t buy things most of the time that I shop. Got a pretty nice haul from Ulta yesterday 🤓🤓 I only visit the stores in my area every 2 months or so, but whewww

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Omg yall I went to on of those VS with the things that track what you have, I beeped going out the store, I’m on VACATION so I can’t leave the area, idk what beeped, all I took was a perfume and I peeled off the thing. All I have is my bag, I can’t really dispose of it.. UGH hopefully the cops don’t come after me lol I’m gonna keep the shoplifting in my little town where this bs don’t happen

PR drawers like this make me not feel bad at all about robbing these brands blind. Yall will be just FINE without the couple of lippies I took 😹😹 all jokes of course

Me and my friend just got 8 books from b&n, ik the manga usually ahev the hidden security stickers but nothing i had rang. Regular, fairly popular titles tho. Lots of blindspots too we just each put 4 in our book bags after we studied and looked around for a few hours. Massive breath of fresh air compared to Sephora

Someone PLEASE drop 🏋️ tips for barnéş & ñôblé or b00ks à miłłión, I wanna get like 7 books so I can occupy my brain with something other than doomscrolling. Plzzzz

I LOVE PJS

And yall I just got whatever was untagged but this gotta be like $270 in pjs 😹😹 I’ll try on the XL to see if it fits nice and baggy otherwise I’ll just give it to someone. Luckily I feel I’m one of those ppl who can really wear anything from a Small to an XXL bc I’m “tall and skinny” as quoted by my ex employer

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