postcards and honeycomb @kettleworks - Tumblr Blog

fiollaigean

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

ovur

What a disgusting pervert, we should kill it

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

apjvff

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

practicing piggy movement tech

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

feel like im getting it down

princncess

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

princncess

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

fantaboy91

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

internetslug

minmos

Maria silent hill 2 listen to me. You need to leave James Sunderland for the green m&m

dogpuppy

pleasuretrade

the Leather Archives & Museum in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and