Depths of the Oceans @sirenbynight - Tumblr Blog

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

howifeltabouthim

'I would make you certain vows on our wedding day . . . I could not take marriage vows lightly . . . All my devotion and fidelity would be pledged to you—for the rest of my life and yours.'

Mary Balogh, from Tangled

#tyler

whatthekoi-deactivated20260510

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

mmilhouse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

waspsinyouryard

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

conchacrumb

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

podcastwizard

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

raylangivins

exeggcute

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine