Deep Sea Freeshooter

{Indie rp/ask blog for an AU Xigbar} M!A Status: None but accepting. Askbox: Open. (Tracking my URL tag, so tag things like this so things actually get noticed. Seriously; I'm terribly flighty and visually impaired. Tag things for me.) Unless otherwise stated, all artwork belongs to someone else.

[sirenofspace]

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

[rpmememaker]

Send These Sentences!

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"I will smack you to hell"

"I will smack you to heaven"

"I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"

"I will smack you the life out of you"

"I will smack you back to life!"

"I’ll smack the glasses off your face"

"I will smack you to another species"

"I will smack you to another race"

"I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!"

"I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face"

"I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time"

"Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!"

"lemme smack dat ass"

"lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[granua-deactivated20130904]

First person to submit a wedding ring to me gets to marry me for a week.

[bybxbble-blog]

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"Why that sounds like an swell idea thank ya" He replied cheerfully as he rubbed his nose

"Yeah, well it kind of gets a little lonely sittin’ round here by myself all the time." Naturally, though, it also left a lot of time for the eavesdropping he enjoyed, though on a much higher scale. "But hey, leaves lots of time for other things, so I can’t complain there."

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M!As: Send Me Some!

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

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Goofy smile as he rubbed his nose "Well Xigbar, ya seem nice so I hope we can be pals soon"

"Tell ya what, Mister Goof," Xigbar says, pulling himself up onto the rocks in his tank, "I don’t have much of anything to do right now, so you can stick around if ya want." Having to hang around like this all the time got boring.

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I have officially decided that George Carlin is the older real life incarnation of Xigbar.

[keyblader-to-dawn-deactivated20]

Sirenofspace follows in the Darkness

“Okay, this is going to sound odd, but what happened to you? Last time I remember seeing you, you had legs." The silver-head spoke up, raising an eyebrow.

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"Simply put," Xigbar replies simply, "one should stay very far away from sea witches." He really didn't want to talk about it more than that; it wasn't as if he liked being a weird mammal-fish hybrid.

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"You guys have no idea how boring it is to sit in a fish tank all fucking day."

[hellboundxwarrior-blog]

Send me anons as my kid.

[wielderofmjollnir-deactivated20]

[spirit-girl-lie-rei-deactivated]

BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.

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“☁”

send me a “☁” and i will put my itunes on shuffle, pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up and use it for a starter.

                                     Mastas of Ravenkroft

                                        My Chemical Romance

“I’m dressin’ up like a cat.” Xigbar thought the idea of a “fish” dressed up like a cat would be ironic and amusing, which was why he’d decided to use the idea for a Halloween costume.

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+ Sorahikarukaze

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"WAH!" Sora shouted as suddenly the man seemed to cut himself in half. "Nope! I’m going back to sleep now. This has gotta be a nightmare." 

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"Do what'cha like but it really ain't so bad." Xigbar says simply. To him, this was all completely normal.

[abrideoffire-archived-deactivat]

send me a “☁” and i will put my itunes on shuffle, pick my favorite line from the first song that comes up and use it for a starter.

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+ Ansxm

"To what do I owe this... Pleasure, Ansem?" He himself may have been a good portion Xehanort by now, but that didn't mean he particularly cared for the other Norts.

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+ Sorahikarukaze

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"Thats gross man," Sora said glancing at the fish and back to him. "How are you moving on land without legs?"

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"I didn't used to care for it myself, but being stuck like this apparently changes the tastes." Sora's question caused a small fit of laughter to erupt in the aquatic nobody. "Pfft you're kiddin' me right? I haven't been moving with legs for a hell of a long time!"

It was an earnest -albeit amusing to Xigbar- question, although explaining would take more time than he cared to spend. Instead, he opened a rift in the space above his waist, teleporting his upper half to the spice cabinent to pick out a handful of bottles -simple things, really; Xigbar wasn't the best of chefs- and returned.

"See? Easy as pick-up sticks."

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+ Sorahikarukaze

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Sora rubbed at his eyes and yawned. “I don’t know why I was sleeping in the first place.” He mumbled. Glancing at the man again and noticing the lower half of his body was a fish. “How are you on land?” 

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Being one of the higher ups of the Organization, Xigbar knew some, though this was something he wasn't about to tell Sora about. At the question, however, a grin spread across scarred features.

"Simple." He says. "I can tolerate being out of water for a few hours, and I don't expect anyone else to make food for me." Xigbar motions to the plate of assorted fish on the counter beside him, as if to further prove his point.