Sirius’s World

Aroace, they/them, 18

[icantfindmyfish]

VOTE CECIL

[sexymanotddd]

FINAL ROUND: Sans (Undertale) vs. Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)

Sans

Cecil

Voting ended onJan 30, 2023

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[gaydelgard]

glued to this like its a livestream

[dykehelangelo]

poll’s rigged there is no way that many of you fuckers listened to welcome to nightvale

[aplacetoreblogthingsto]

Welcome to Night Vale was the #1 podcast in 2013 and had monthly listenership of over 10 million, sold out live shows, etc. You think that 60,000 odd of those millions of people can’t possibly be on Tumblr? Give me a break. It’s not rigged there are just a ton of people who have been on this site for 9 or 10 years and we’re all getting deep nostalgia for when Cecil fanart and memes were inescapable. Honestly as someone who didn’t know who Sans even was before this it’s cool that so many people played Undertale I guess.

[junoofthestars]

we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era 

[aroaceundynestuff-deactivated20]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TUMBLR SILLYGUYS TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[sirius-the-thembo]

⭐here's a star! :]

SOB THANK YOU ILYSM

[no-noidont]

Skye: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Valen: That’s a snake.

Skye: Thats the longest worm snake i’ve ever seen

Valen: …

[no-noidont]

Skye: Bye Ari! Bye Tanzi! Bye Rayne! Bye Logan! Bye Ari!

Valen: You said ‘bye Ari’ twice.

Skye: I like Ari.

[no-noidont]

Logan, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Ari: Gray.

Valen: Grey.

Logan, turning to Skye: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Skye: Dark white.

[no-noidont]

Ari: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Valen: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Logan: I got distracted halfway through.

Skye: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[no-noidont]

Logan: Time for plan G.

Tanzi: Don’t you mean plan B?

Logan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ari: What about plan D?

Logan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Valen: What about plan E?

Logan: I’m hoping not to use it. Skye dies in plan E.

Rayne: I like plan E.

Skye: Fuck you mean you like plan E?!

[no-noidont]

Skye: Today I decided not to care about people

Ari: That's sad oh well

Skye: other than you and valen you two are a exception

Valen: yeah!

Ari: yeah okay *secretly happy*

[no-noidont]

Skye: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Ari: Yes. Skye: I love you. Ari: It back. *Later* Valen: Why is Skye crying face-down on the floor?

[no-noidont]

Valen: It’s funny how well you and Skye get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? Ari: Skye hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

[no-noidont]

Skye: *sneaking in through their window* Valen: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night? Skye: I was with Ari? Ari: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[no-noidont]

Valen: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Ari: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Skye, scoffing: Oh, please.

Ari, to Skye: Hey, how you doin’?

Skye:

Skye: *giggles and blushes*

[no-noidont]

Skye: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Ari, looking at Skye: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Skye and Ari in unison: *sighs* Valen

[no-noidont]

Valen: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Skye: Ari is the scariest thing I could think of! Ari: Skye told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.