#HarryYes

I'm Shelby. I love Harry Potter. Siriusly, what else is there to know?

[endoshan]

[loonylovely6177]

[seriously-smitten]

Sirius: I would do anything for you Tonks

Tonks: Tell me my hair is prettier than yours

Sirius: Almost anything

[seriously-smitten]

Snape: Tomorrow is garbage day

Sirius: I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you

[seriously-smitten]

Tonks: Sirius sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of ‘bless you’

Arthur: How do you accidentally say ‘shut the fuck up’?

[immxrtalbi]

Regulus: *phone ringing and caller id says Daddy*

Sirius: You still call dad daddy? That's just sad.

Regulus: *picks up the phone while glaring at him* Hey, James.

Sirius: *choking*

[more-main-than-my-main]

People are talking about how awful Snape is for telling Harry he is, "just like his father, arrogant and" yadayada and yeah hes a bastard but

Sirius Black telling Harry he isn't like his father at all in that disappointed tone because Harry literally has to babysit Sirius so that this grown ass man doesn't get himself killed by showing up somewhere he isn't supposed to be is just fucking cruel.

[rocketing-to-pigfarts]

James: I don’t have feelings for Lily anymore, so, time for me to get out there and spread my-

Sirius: -legs

James: -wings

Sirius:

James: get out there and spread my legs?!

[sobremesavpetrichor]

Sirius: my parents hate children.

Regulus, nodding: their children in particular.

[jamesandthedog]

James: What are you doing?

Sirius: Remus.

James: I meant right now.

Sirius:

James:

Remus: Hi.

James: Remember those days when I could just walk into our dorm?

James: Loved those.

[theprodigypenguin]

I want to read a fic where everyone comes back from the dead the same age they were when they died and they all have to disguise themselves as they try to figure out how to fix what happened and they eventually all see Teddy and he's like 29 or something and just:

Sirius: That's your son?

Tonks: Yeah you can tell cuz his hair.

James: Dude.

Remus: ?

Lily: Good job.

Remus: Please stop eye fucking my child.

Dorcas: We can't.

[jessketches]

Lily: Lets play two truths and a lie.

James: How does that work?

Remus: You tell two truths and one lie about yourself, and we have to guess which is the lie.

Sirius: I'll go first!

Sirius: I have green eyes, I have black hair, and I jumped off a building and crashed on top of a car while seeing if I could use Wingardium Leviosa on myself.

Lily: Haha yeah but it's not supposed to be that easy.

Remus: His eyes are grey.

Lily: You did WHAT??!

[prettyremus]

James: Handcuffs fucking hurt.

Sirius: Remus and I use rope. Try that next time.

James: Thank you so much for the information I didn’t ask for, but I don’t think I can convince a police officer to use rope.

[themissinghippogriff]

Type of Quarantiner

James: at home exercises, bought all the tp, lysols e v e r y t h i n g, when he has to go out he has a quidditch long sleeved shirt wrapped around his nose and mouth

Sirius: constantly wacking it, didn’t buy any tp, what day is it? let me just eat this chip with mustard on it- i will see u all at dinner, his mask is an old sock wrapped around his head that is tied off with a hair band

Remus: pretty much vibing, has an actual mask, takes the necessary per cautions, expert at social distancing, over James and Sirius complaining about being bored

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

#2020

[madnessandthemystery]

2020 can be canceled already.

[severusdefender]

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

[death-totheauthor]

*Slytherins remain silent*

[its-hp-bitch]

[hennuswennus]

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

[norbah]

There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.

Snakes are deaf.

[siverfanweedo]

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

[foxgirlbeans]