[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[8n53archive]

i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

[factory-dildo]

piecing this dead blog back together one repost at a time

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[andrewlloydwebber]

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

[syd-the-avenger]

That was the wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast

[mpreg-harrystyles]

[trashboat]

op change your url challenge

[lemondorp]

I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

[pleaseburger]

how long have u been on T?

sorry chief but I'm a cis guy :/ curious to know what I did tht gave off the impression I'm on T though

[pleaseburger]

to answer your question: my whole life, I guess

[cheeseborgler-deactivated202010]

[pleaseburger]

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[nikoni]

[mylistofthangs]

[nepal]

Rice planting. Nepal

[monsterfuxxxxer]

Vibe checking. Nepal

[11byers]

Look, he’s not like you, Hopper. He’s not like me. He’s not like… most.

STRANGER THINGS — WILL BYERS IS GAY!

[demonmadej]

Stop it! Stop talking to it!

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

This is my favorite example of Aang’s and Zuko’s dynamic