Sir Polygonus the Pointy of the World Wide Web

Valiant & Chivalrous Knight Errant. 25 winters survived. 69 quests and counting. Enjoys longswords and long walks on the beach.

[3000s]

[thriron]

[sirpolygonus]

I wonder if the little wizard in the refrigerator ever gets tired of holding their post to offer light.

[sirpolygonus]

A truly incessant vocation. Tis only fair they should get to nibble on the groceries.

[sirpolygonus]

I wonder if the little wizard in the refrigerator ever gets tired of holding their post to offer light.

[knightwatching]

i dont reply to peoples comments on my posts because i am stoic and im busy guarding the entrance to the castle. its not that i get flustered and not know how to respond. i am so so strong. dont fuck with me

[medievalsquire]

my knight says the dragon is probably gone and i just wish he excluded one of those words

[medievalsquire]

the horses know i am not built for this life

[medievalsquire]

my knights lucky sword is objectively the worst one he owns and he insists on using it on all the most dangerous missions

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[medievalsquire]

i've been told that the red bull will ascend my soul to heaven above

[medievalsquire]

Squire Affirmations

My knight shouting "run you absolute lout" at me is not a personal criticism, he is merely stressed

I will not volunteer information unless specifically asked. especially not about past knights

I do not have "bad vibes"

It is okay that i do not understand the political situation. no one does actually

If something ancient and powerful whispers my name i will simply not engage

[0fficelady]

Every day feels like sieging enemy castle with no trebuchet

[pallidprincess]

guys the gate is open

[meri-is-best-axolotl]

You don't know a damn thing about sieging

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I attempted to rob a man at zweihanderpoint but unfortunately he pulled out a pike and gained the range advantage, giving me no choice but to flee

[trigonomicon]

I'm experimenting with comic-making.

[medievalsquire]

my knight told me to “pack light” for this journey so i brought only the essentials (his armor, his weapons, his backup weapons, his ceremonial weapons, his emergency ceremonial weapons, three weeks of rations, and a small personal item for myself (special rock))

[medievalsquire]

Squire Affirmations

I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again

The horses love me

I am not in love with the wizard apprentice

My knight appreciates my hard work

It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly