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Independent Yakko Warner, written by Mink. Originally established in 2012! Canon compliant to the original 1993 version, but also Reboot friendly!

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Wakko really getting the luxury comfort of resting his legs on dots head and sitting on yakkos knees

#Come Along Siblings! : The Warners ;#they love to make piles!

@recklessinventor said: ❛ can i have a harmonica ? ❜ [look out, he'll make a laser beam out of it-] 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹 - Accepting

“Hmmm... an odd request, but let’s see what I can do about it!” Yakko starts fishing deep in his pants pocket. “Hold on- hold on... it’s in here somewhere!” He holds up one finger with his other hand. “No... that’s not it... wait... got it!”

The Warner yanks a nice and shiny harmonica out from the pocket.

“Do you play?”

#recklessinventor #answered ;#meme answer ;

@warraigoe said: ❛oh my god , jail for one thousand years .❜ / from dot !!! 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹 - Accepting

“ Aw, spoilsport!! ”

“ It was only TEN puns in a row! That’s hardly any at all! You can’t get mad at me for that. ”

#warraigoe #answered ;#meme answer ;

warraigoe·.

@siryaksalot· said:

‘ is it because i’m better looking than you ? ’ // For Dot >:)

dialogue prompts. / accepting.

❝ do you even READ the theme song, yakko ? it says dot is CUTE. you’er the one that yaks. ❞

“ Ah yes, how dare I go against the gospel that is our theme song. Find a better metric, sister. Maybe one of those ‘who is your favorite Warner’ fan polls? ”

#:)...#warraigoe (dot)

ohisms

𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹 | PT. 2 . ( horribly memey sentence starters based off things people say within my narnia rpc discord server . )

❛ did you just taxidermy god ? ❜ ❛ i’m gonna start bawling . ❜ ❛ there’s something so cursed about this energy . ❜ ❛ swans are so terrifying . ❜ ❛ yeah i had thought about that too , but it’s kinda ugly . ❜ ❛ i can no longer defend ye . ❜ ❛ thou shall eat ass & prosper . ❜ ❛ i won’t learn a thing , i’m a flat character . ❜ ❛ can i have a harmonica ? ❜ ❛ imagine me hitting a tin cup against the bars like in an old timey jail . ❜ ❛ i’m so close to putting everyone in time out . ❜ ❛ i’m trying to rescue my true love , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ yes , i’m gay . yes , i’m a homophobe . we exist . ❜ ❛ i’m too stupid for identity theft & you know that . ❜ ❛ i’m having a horrible time . ❜ ❛ that sounds like something an adam driver stan would say . ❜ ❛ i don’t have my glasses on and thought [ name ] was a piece of fried chicken . ❜ ❛ i’m like starbucks . i’m basic , but everyone loves me . ❜ ❛ all guinea pigs are arsonists . ❜ ❛ i’m just a little beast , clearly . ❜ ❛ where is the fun in eight years of suffering in england ? ❜ ❛ yeah , i just wanted to feel cool for a second . ❜ ❛ i’ve hired a deep web hitman for you . ❜ ❛ you quite literally started this . ❜ ❛ [ name ] is too sexy to be cancelled . ❜ ❛ status update : donut yummy . ❜ ❛ my love language is bullying . ❜ ❛ what does ‘ alright ’ mean , really ? ❜ ❛ marx & rasputin … they’re in love . marxputin is my otp . ❜ ❛ i’m going to be so insufferable . ❜ ❛ so . we’re all bottoms , huh ? ❜ ❛ i’m going to start attacking you . ❜ ❛ look at him , he’s never killed anything in his life . he’s a baby . ❜ ❛ status update i am a wrecked & broken man . ❜ ❛ i’m calling it coercion to avoid responsibility . ❜ ❛ i need to learn how to shut the fuck up . ❜ ❛ one time i accidentally stole a rosary so i’m definitely on jesus’s shit list . ❜ ❛ i’m a little sick in the head . ❜ ❛ oh my god , jail for one thousand years . ❜ ❛ it’s a cute little fella that would try to kill me . & i would let it . ❜

#ask meme ;#These are JUST weird enough.#queued ;

kingworm

#video ;#They're crazy about me! : Visage ;#queued ;

cierv-o-robot-o

redraw!

#Come Along Siblings! : The Warners ;

thcsevoices

@siryaksalot asked: ❛ how long have you been standing there ? ❜ // For Wakko!

𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎

He shrugs. “Couple’a hours.”

Wakko had gotten out of bed for a late-night snack, and, unfortunately, had not found anything in the fridge worth eating. But that certainly hadn’t stopped him from looking. And looking. And looking.

“Can we turn th’ heat up in here?”

siryaksalot

Yakko stoops down to look over his brother’s shoulder into the fridge. He can see the icicles forming on Wakko’s hat, and decides it’s best to nudge the door closed with his finger. It snaps shut quietly, as to not wake his other sleeping sibling.

“I’ll make you a hot cocoa. Scalding enough to give you third degree burns. Sound good?”

Whether or not Wakko wants to eat the mug too is up to him.

#thcsevoices (wakko)

pbandpinkmayo

She needed a nap 🌼

#Come Along Siblings! : The Warners ;

siryaksalot

Yakko follows the Roger Rabbit rule when it comes to swearing: Only when it’s funny.

siryaksalot

season 2 decided to shit (haha) all over this so I will close my ears to that particular song.

#LMAO #mink thinks : ooc ;

tcthinecwnself-a

@siryaksalot said: “ don’t let go. ” // For Max!! Let’s get back to it :)

after the storm

Max, for one, does NOT need to be told twice. His arms are wrapped around Yakko’s back, and his legs practically latch onto him like vines. How his fear of heights hadn’t come up in conversation yet, he didn’t know, but now he feels like he’s clinging onto his boyfriend for dear life.

He might as well be. He’s not a funny toon like Yakko, who knows what could happen to him if he fell from this height!

“Y - Yakko?” He manages to squeak out, face pressed against the other boy’s back. “I - I’m – I wanna get down now. Can we - can we get down!?”

siryaksalot

Yakko maybe underestimated his boyfriend’s tolerance level for adventure. And danger. He is so used to climbing on top of the tower with his siblings, enjoying the wind whipping his ears all over the place. He’s stood up there so many times it’s like nothing anymore.

He should have remembered Max’s general nervousness about being high up in the water tower, and accounted for it. But the romantic thought of being alone together up here blinded him! Foolish foolish love.

“Don’t worry!” Yakko reaches behind and lets his arms snake all the way around Max, extending far beyond normal length. “I can carry you down, and we’ll never ever come up here again! Not ever in the rest of history! In fact, I’ll have this tower roof CONDEMNED.”

#Hiiiii again! so glad to be back #tcthinecwnself (max)

I am here! busy week, busy life.

#mink thinks : ooc ;#TBD