Fluttershy = best pony

Crack RP blog for Sir Zeliek from World of Warcraft

[darion-migraine]

@baronrivendare:

*smiles slightly* Well it was a bit of a surprise, but I can’t say it was entirely unwelcome. You don’t have to make it up to me… but if you did, it wouldn’t go unappreciated. *grins*

*smiles* I’ll have a think about what I can do, then. I’ll see you later. *notices that Zeliek has his eyes covered and Blaumeux has her back turned, so lifts his helmet up a bit and kisses Rivendare’s cheek before heading out of Naxx*

[baronrivendare]

*is caught a bit off guard by that and just stands there grinning to himself, looking pretty fucking happy*

[sirzeli-heck]

*pipes up at that moment* Uh, can I uncover my eyes yet?

[baronrivendare]

*glares at Zeliek as he kind of ruins the moment* No. *heads off to go continue reading in his own room*

[sirzeli-heck]

Aww. *continues to cover his eyes*

[darion-migraine]

@baronrivendare:

*smiles slightly* Well it was a bit of a surprise, but I can’t say it was entirely unwelcome. You don’t have to make it up to me… but if you did, it wouldn’t go unappreciated. *grins*

*smiles* I’ll have a think about what I can do, then. I’ll see you later. *notices that Zeliek has his eyes covered and Blaumeux has her back turned, so lifts his helmet up a bit and kisses Rivendare’s cheek before heading out of Naxx*

[baronrivendare]

*is caught a bit off guard by that and just stands there grinning to himself, looking pretty fucking happy*

[sirzeli-heck]

*pipes up at that moment* Uh, can I uncover my eyes yet?

[darion-migraine]

@darion-migraine:

*is pretty fucking terrified at this* MUM! IM FUCKIN BEING ATTACKED HELP!!!!!

*runs in and sees Lady Blaumeux going wild on her horse and sighs* Oh my fucking god not this shit again. Give me one of those. *he takes a tincture and downs it, immediately ripping his shirt off and luring Blaumeux out of the room with his own tits, jumping off of Acherus and running to Naxxramas*

[ladyblaumeux]

*pursues relentlessly*

[baronrivendare]

*is just sitting on the sofa in the horsemen’s common room reading a book when Darion crashes in followed by Lady Blaumeux, prompting him to actually look up from his book and at this scene in some shock* …What the fuck.

[sirzeli-heck]

*is sitting on the other side of the sofa and screams when he sees Darion’s tits, covering his own eyes immediately*

[darion-migraine]

*turns up in Naxxramas fully geared and stocked up on elixirs* Hey Rivendare are you ready to fuck Bolvar up?

[baronrivendare]

*is already ready and raring to go* Of course. Let’s go.

[sirzeli-heck]

*pipes up from where he’s sat on the sofa in his horrible fluttershy onesie with his even more horrid fluttershy body pillow clutched tightly to him* Oooh! Are you going somewhere cool? Can I come?

[baronrivendare]

*doesn’t look back and just starts walking faster* Fuck no.

[sirzeli-heck]

Awww. :(

[darion-migraine]

*turns up in Naxxramas fully geared and stocked up on elixirs* Hey Rivendare are you ready to fuck Bolvar up?

[baronrivendare]

*is already ready and raring to go* Of course. Let’s go.

[sirzeli-heck]

*pipes up from where he’s sat on the sofa in his horrible fluttershy onesie with his even more horrid fluttershy body pillow clutched tightly to him* Oooh! Are you going somewhere cool? Can I come?

[ladyblaumeux]

@sirzeli-heck:

*continues squirming and crying* I can use the Light! That’s why I’m one of the horsemen! I’m powerful, and you shouldn’t threaten me like this!!!!!

*turns up out of seemingly nowhere and looks between Zeliek and Thassarian, then puts a hand on Thassarian’s arm, cursing it to be in great pain until he releases Zeliek* laisse-le. 

[thassariangst]

*cringes and drops the death grip, wincing* Oh fuck, ow! 

[sirzeli-heck]

*backs away from Thassarian as soon as he’s dropped, and smiles gratefully, if slightly tearfully still, at Blaumeux before looking back at Thassarian and Koltira* You’re both really mean, but since I’m nice I’ll tell you what I found out. Rivendare is really drunk already by the looks of it, he got into a conversation with some weird guy, then he spotted me so I had to run off before he attacked me. :( I don’t know what Highlord Mograine was doing though, he didn’t look like he was up to much. They were both at least near each other, I don’t know if that means anything to you though.

[thassariangst]

@sirzeli-heck:

*is still crying pathetically, making it hard for him to actually respond* I don’t want to talk to you two right now! Go away! *starts crying harder* You’ll probably just be mean to me anyway, just like everyone else is!

*casually death grips Zeliek* Yeah, I will be mean to you if you don’t give us the information we asked for. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*shrieks again, still crying* Stop it! I’ll use the Light against you, and then you’ll be sorry!!!

[thassariangst]

*does not stop and unsheathes one of his runeblades* You can’t use the Light, you’re not a paladin anymore. Talk. *prods Zeliek with the flat of the blade* 

[sirzeli-heck]

*continues squirming and crying* I can use the Light! That’s why I’m one of the horsemen! I’m powerful, and you shouldn’t threaten me like this!!!!!

[thassariangst]

@sirzeli-heck:

*is still crying pathetically, making it hard for him to actually respond* I don’t want to talk to you two right now! Go away! *starts crying harder* You’ll probably just be mean to me anyway, just like everyone else is!

*casually death grips Zeliek* Yeah, I will be mean to you if you don’t give us the information we asked for. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*shrieks again, still crying* Stop it! I’ll use the Light against you, and then you’ll be sorry!!!

[kol-toptier-a]

*is still sitting on Thassarian’s shoulders, but he’s now got some kind of cocktail in his hand* urghhhh how long does it fuckin take that guy 2 go and spy on darion and rivendare and then get back here?? like wtf hes takin foreverrrrrr

[thassariangst]

#maybe rivendare did kill him#thatd be funny tbh

I wouldn’t be surprised. I wouldn’t miss him, either. His costume was making me sick to look at. 

[kol-toptier-a]

yea same bronys are fuckin horrible *looks around and then spots Zeliek running out of the Undercity and crying* oop actually speak of the fuckin devil hes over there *points, while trying to still keep his balance* i guess we better go see if hes found anything out or w/e

[thassariangst]

I guess so. Ugh, why does he cry so loudly? So obnoxious. *holds Koltira in place and walks over to Zeliek* Well? 

[sirzeli-heck]

*is still crying pathetically, making it hard for him to actually respond* I don’t want to talk to you two right now! Go away! *starts crying harder* You’ll probably just be mean to me anyway, just like everyone else is!

[dariusyiffley]

@sirzeli-heck​:

*starts backing away, looking utterly terrified* But it’s true! That’s what you furries all are, horrible stinking rabid animals!

#Oh light protect me

*snorts* The Light isn’t going to protect a rotting corpse like you, neither will your imaginary pony girlfriends. You know what I’ll do after I kill you? I’ll put your body in a fursuit. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*shrieks and runs away as fast as he can, still crying loudly*

[dariusyiffley]

@sirzeli-heck:

*is still crying very hard but is still trying to come up with an argument* You can’t act like you have any morals! Especially with you lot and your horrible yiffing! That’s just completely disgusting! 

*growls* Yiffing is not digusting, you little shit! Its a connection of two furries, on a level far too deep and meaningful for a creepy little brony like you. You’re probably just jealous we get any action at all. 

[sirzeli-heck]

It is disgusting! You’re all disgusting! You furries are all the same! You’re all like rabid animals, it’s horrible! You could never even hope to be as nice and lovely as the ponies in MLP are!

[dariusyiffley]

*lowers his head to Zeliek’s level and bares his teeth* Do you really think its a good idea to call a worgen a rabid animal? 

[sirzeli-heck]

*starts backing away, looking utterly terrified* But it’s true! That’s what you furries all are, horrible stinking rabid animals!

[dariusyiffley]

@sirzeli-heck:

*is still crying very hard but is still trying to come up with an argument* You can’t act like you have any morals! Especially with you lot and your horrible yiffing! That’s just completely disgusting! 

*growls* Yiffing is not digusting, you little shit! Its a connection of two furries, on a level far too deep and meaningful for a creepy little brony like you. You’re probably just jealous we get any action at all. 

[sirzeli-heck]

It is disgusting! You’re all disgusting! You furries are all the same! You’re all like rabid animals, it’s horrible! You could never even hope to be as nice and lovely as the ponies in MLP are!

[dariusyiffley]

@sirzeli-heck:

*looks like he’s very much trying not to cry* Why are you so mean? We’re doing nothing wrong! I bet you’re a furry too, so you’re just being hypocritical anyway! What with all your weird furry fetishes!

*snarls at Zeliek and draws up to his full height* There is nothing weird about being a furry. The furry community is one of the most diverse, accepting and talented that has ever been. Your pitiful gang of pony-pervs is the real problem. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*is definitely crying now* We’re not a problem! I’ve got loads of friends who like me in the brony community and they’re all nice people! And on the other hand I’ve never met an actual nice furry, and you’re definitely not proving the idea that there are no nice furries wrong!

[dariusyiffley]

Oh please, its common knowledge that we furries are the most understanding and morally sophisticated of all people. The fact that I’m being mean to you right now means nothing. I don’t have to respect a sodding brony. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*is still crying very hard but is still trying to come up with an argument* You can’t act like you have any morals! Especially with you lot and your horrible yiffing! That’s just completely disgusting!

[dariusyiffley]

@sirzeli-heck:

*looks like he’s very much trying not to cry* Why are you so mean? We’re doing nothing wrong! I bet you’re a furry too, so you’re just being hypocritical anyway! What with all your weird furry fetishes!

*snarls at Zeliek and draws up to his full height* There is nothing weird about being a furry. The furry community is one of the most diverse, accepting and talented that has ever been. Your pitiful gang of pony-pervs is the real problem. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*is definitely crying now* We’re not a problem! I’ve got loads of friends who like me in the brony community and they’re all nice people! And on the other hand I’ve never met an actual nice furry, and you’re definitely not proving the idea that there are no nice furries wrong!

[sirzeli-heck]

*is still running in terror, not looking where he’s going, and ends up crashing into Darius Crowley, then pulls back, looking up at him in slight terror, but not recognising him at all* Oh no, I’m sorry! I wasn’t looking where I was going!

[dariusyiffley]

Hm? Oh, its fine. *turns around and actually looks at Zeliek, grimacing* Urgh, a brony? Disgusting. Maybe you should focus more on where you’re walking instead of jerking it to a children’s cartoon. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*looks rather upset at that* How dare you! My Little Pony is a masterpiece which promotes a message of friendship and peace! If you act like this maybe it would do you good to actually watch some of it! Then you might actually learn to be nice to people!

[dariusyiffley]

Friendship and peace my hairy worgen arse. You creeps took something that wasn’t for you and warped it to suit your depraved fetishes. You should be ashamed of yourself. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*looks like he’s very much trying not to cry* Why are you so mean? We’re doing nothing wrong! I bet you’re a furry too, so you’re just being hypocritical anyway! What with all your weird furry fetishes!

[sirzeli-heck]

*is still running in terror, not looking where he’s going, and ends up crashing into Darius Crowley, then pulls back, looking up at him in slight terror, but not recognising him at all* Oh no, I’m sorry! I wasn’t looking where I was going!

[dariusyiffley]

Hm? Oh, its fine. *turns around and actually looks at Zeliek, grimacing* Urgh, a brony? Disgusting. Maybe you should focus more on where you’re walking instead of jerking it to a children’s cartoon. 

[sirzeli-heck]

*looks rather upset at that* How dare you! My Little Pony is a masterpiece which promotes a message of friendship and peace! If you act like this maybe it would do you good to actually watch some of it! Then you might actually learn to be nice to people!

[sirzeli-heck]

*is still running in terror, not looking where he’s going, and ends up crashing into Darius Crowley, then pulls back, looking up at him in slight terror, but not recognising him at all* Oh no, I’m sorry! I wasn’t looking where I was going!