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Part of World of Warcrack

[medangerzone]

@kol-toptier-a:

idc how u work it out just make sure i get my bells or else 🔪 

#also whats your native fruit i need pears#bring me pears or else 🔪

You’ll get your bells, and a tip if you give them cool clothes designs too! I also have pears which you can have :D 

[kol-toptier-a]

fine i’ll give them clothes, come to my town then and give me the pears. Or Else  🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪

[medangerzone]

Ah I don’t have all the bells yet, but I will! I can post you some pears right now as a thank-you for doing this. :) I’ll give you an inventory full of them when I get you the bells too! 

[kol-toptier-a]

#aaaah im so excited for my wolf island!!! #i named it gilneas and liam hates it haha

wow yeah i hate that name too ur banned from my island now u huge furry

[medangerzone]

@kol-toptier-a:

idc how u work it out just make sure i get my bells or else 🔪 

#also whats your native fruit i need pears#bring me pears or else 🔪

You’ll get your bells, and a tip if you give them cool clothes designs too! I also have pears which you can have :D 

[kol-toptier-a]

fine i’ll give them clothes, come to my town then and give me the pears. Or Else  🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪

[kol-toptier-a]

hey nerds u want specific villagers in ur animal crossing island? pay me and i can hook u up with some good shit

100k bells startin fee no negotiatin ori’ll hack ur switch and steal ur island then send thassarian after u

[medangerzone]

Do you have any of the wolf villagers? I want all of them! :) 

[kol-toptier-a]

theres 11 wolves in the game u gotta choose to drop one furry

[medangerzone]

Oh no! D: Hmm perhaps I’ll have to coordinate with Liam and Arator so we can get all the wolves between us! 

[kol-toptier-a]

idc how u work it out just make sure i get my bells or else 🔪

[kol-toptier-a]

hey nerds u want specific villagers in ur animal crossing island? pay me and i can hook u up with some good shit

100k bells startin fee no negotiatin ori’ll hack ur switch and steal ur island then send thassarian after u

[medangerzone]

Do you have any of the wolf villagers? I want all of them! :) 

[kol-toptier-a]

theres 11 wolves in the game u gotta choose to drop one furry

[kol-toptier-a]

hey nerds u want specific villagers in ur animal crossing island? pay me and i can hook u up with some good shit

100k bells startin fee no negotiatin ori’ll hack ur switch and steal ur island then send thassarian after u

[kol-toptier-a]

why play that goose game when you can instead just go outside and harass people for free with your fucking huge runeblade and get probably more enjoyment

[darion-migraine]

because geese don’t have a highlord apparently responsible for dealing with all the people it pisses off on a daily basis!

[kol-toptier-a]

hmm i guess you make a good point there mum

or i guess you would have if i read it

[darion-migraine]

#brb DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HARASS PEOPLE IN STORMWIND

ughhhhhh just remember to tell people you’re a high elf, we don’t need the horde/alliance war getting any worse

[kol-toptier-a]

#its already causing enough drama in acherus

im practically married to a human do you think i want to make this whole shitty war any worse?? geez mum what do u take me for

[kol-toptier-a]

why play that goose game when you can instead just go outside and harass people for free with your fucking huge runeblade and get probably more enjoyment

[darion-migraine]

because geese don’t have a highlord apparently responsible for dealing with all the people it pisses off on a daily basis!

[kol-toptier-a]

hmm i guess you make a good point there mum

or i guess you would have if i read it

[kol-toptier-a]

why play that goose game when you can instead just go outside and harass people for free with your fucking huge runeblade and get probably more enjoyment

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Did I mention I’m a DILF now?

[kol-toptier-a]

aren’t you like 5

[wrathion-wrathioff]

and youre dead but i guess you never got the memo

[kol-toptier-a]

wow yeah ur definitely a kid if you think thats a good comeback lol

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Did I mention I’m a DILF now?

[kol-toptier-a]

aren’t you like 5

[darion-migraine]

*preemptively locks the door to his room*

[kol-toptier-a]

*a good choice, as Koltira comes screeching down the corridor to Darion’s room and thankfully is stopped by the locked door, which he fruitlessly tries to open, but then huffs and flops down on the floor outside, whining*

[dadvarfordadgon]

*the Lich King’s voice echoes through all the minds of the Knights of the Ebon Blade, apart from Darion’s* Hey shitheads you want some fucking gossip? Darion’s been fucking Baron Rivendare for the last year or so. So yeah, enjoy that shitbags. Now stop saying I never tell you anything juicy.

Bolvar Out.

[darion-migraine]

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY

[kol-toptier-a]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS RIGHT

[darion-migraine]

@kol-toptier-a:

oh, ok then *looks a bit nervous before he speaks again* uhhh well i guess i should let you know that well uh… bolvar was like broadcasting i think most of your conversation to the rest of us. i dont know why he was doing it really but yeah i thought u should know. …please dont be mad at any of us.

*is quiet for a moment, then sighs again* I don’t know why I’m surprised. That jerk. *he bends down to give Koltira a reassuring hug* You don’t have to worry about that, Koltira. I’m not mad at you or any of the death knights. I’ll take my issues to Bolvar directly. 

[kol-toptier-a]

*nods, and hugs Darion back tightly* ok mum, thanks. *he lets go and backs off a bit* but yeah i’ll uh leave u to it though *he pauses, then looks a bit sheepish* also i definitely promise half of acherus is not currently standing outside the door trying to listen in at all thats definitely not happening OK BYE MUM *he darts out of the door and closes it behind him, cutting off the sound of some commotion coming from the corridor as soon as he steps outside*

[darion-migraine]

@kol-toptier-a:

*the fact its really weird Darion doesn’t have his helmet on snaps Koltira out of his kind of trance and back to what he actually came here to ask about* …wait where is ur helmet then??? seriously whats going on we all heard bolvar in our heads??? is he the lich king again??? and u just disappeared for a bit?? what about rivendare wasnt he the lich king???????????????????????

Okay, okay, slow down just a bit. This is a lot for me to cover. I don’t know where my helmet is, I probably put it down somewhere. And uh… yeah. Bolvar is the Lich King again, and he’s pretty pissed off at me. But don’t worry, I’ll handle it. 

[kol-toptier-a]

ok, but what about everything else?? theres not two lich kings so whats happened to rivendare??? and bolvars not mad at the rest of us right?? hes not going to fuck with us like arthas did right????

[darion-migraine]

*sighs* You know its not easy answering about six questions at once. And… Bolvar won’t fuck with you. I’ll do everything I have to to make sure that doesn’t happen. Rivendare, well… he lost in the fight against Bolvar. He’s hurt, but he’ll be okay in time. 

[kol-toptier-a]

oh, ok then *looks a bit nervous before he speaks again* uhhh well i guess i should let you know that well uh... bolvar was like broadcasting i think most of your conversation to the rest of us. i dont know why he was doing it really but yeah i thought u should know. ...please dont be mad at any of us.

[darion-migraine]

@kol-toptier-a:

*the fact its really weird Darion doesn’t have his helmet on snaps Koltira out of his kind of trance and back to what he actually came here to ask about* …wait where is ur helmet then??? seriously whats going on we all heard bolvar in our heads??? is he the lich king again??? and u just disappeared for a bit?? what about rivendare wasnt he the lich king???????????????????????

Okay, okay, slow down just a bit. This is a lot for me to cover. I don’t know where my helmet is, I probably put it down somewhere. And uh… yeah. Bolvar is the Lich King again, and he’s pretty pissed off at me. But don’t worry, I’ll handle it. 

[kol-toptier-a]

ok, but what about everything else?? theres not two lich kings so whats happened to rivendare??? and bolvars not mad at the rest of us right?? hes not going to fuck with us like arthas did right????

[darion-migraine]

@kol-toptier-a:

*actually, for once in his god damn life, knocks on the door before he looks in, seeming a bit more tactful and wary than he usually is* Uh mum? is everything ok? i- *he’s near instantly distracted from his quest to find out whats going on when he sees Darion without his helmet on, and just stands there, staring at him with wide eyes, actually stunned by how pretty he is* …oh.

*looks over and swears under his breath, moving forward to shove Koltira back a bit and close the door enough that Rivendare is hidden from view* What is it, Koltira? 

[kol-toptier-a]

*doesn’t even really react to being shoved, still looking astounded* …you’re really pretty what the fuck???

[darion-migraine]

…What are you…? Oh. *realises he no longer has his helmet on and sighs* Well fuck. Now all of Acherus is going to know I’m a fucking ginger. 

[kol-toptier-a]

*the fact its really weird Darion doesn’t have his helmet on snaps Koltira out of his kind of trance and back to what he actually came here to ask about* ...wait where is ur helmet then??? seriously whats going on we all heard bolvar in our heads??? is he the lich king again??? and u just disappeared for a bit?? what about rivendare wasnt he the lich king???????????????????????

[darion-migraine]

@kol-toptier-a:

*actually, for once in his god damn life, knocks on the door before he looks in, seeming a bit more tactful and wary than he usually is* Uh mum? is everything ok? i- *he’s near instantly distracted from his quest to find out whats going on when he sees Darion without his helmet on, and just stands there, staring at him with wide eyes, actually stunned by how pretty he is* …oh.

*looks over and swears under his breath, moving forward to shove Koltira back a bit and close the door enough that Rivendare is hidden from view* What is it, Koltira? 

[kol-toptier-a]

*doesn’t even really react to being shoved, still looking astounded* ...you’re really pretty what the fuck???