sis effect

My brother got me hooked on Mass Effect. These are the results.

[viscountessbranksome]

I’m fine :D

*destroys every Disney dvd in the house*

[siseffect]

Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to... the dark side or something?

[viscountessbranksome]

@siseffect so I saw the movie and I still think the name is stupid as hell

like what does that even mean

The Force is not a person. It’s an energy field. Energy fields don’t sleep.

[siseffect]

Lol idk, they just thought it sounded good? I didn’t see it. Don’t like JJ Abrams. (This is also Julia btw. Frickin tumblr making life difficult for me.)

[viscountessbranksome]

I don’t like Jar Jar Abrams either. Or Disney.

The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Mouse War has.

[siseffect]

Weirdest acquisition ever, amirite?

[viscountessbranksome]

He underpriced his company and that’s what makes me angry

But I’m furious in general because he should have never sold it

Because they DISNEYFIED IT

It felt like a flipping Disney movie and I’m sick

[siseffect]

Agreed completely, but why would he underprice it? Was he really trying to get rid of it that badly?

[viscountessbranksome]

@siseffect so I saw the movie and I still think the name is stupid as hell

like what does that even mean

The Force is not a person. It’s an energy field. Energy fields don’t sleep.

[siseffect]

Lol idk, they just thought it sounded good? I didn’t see it. Don’t like JJ Abrams. (This is also Julia btw. Frickin tumblr making life difficult for me.)

[viscountessbranksome]

I don’t like Jar Jar Abrams either. Or Disney.

The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Mouse War has.

[siseffect]

Weirdest acquisition ever, amirite?

[viscountessbranksome]

@siseffect so I saw the movie and I still think the name is stupid as hell

like what does that even mean

The Force is not a person. It’s an energy field. Energy fields don’t sleep.

[siseffect]

Lol idk, they just thought it sounded good? I didn't see it. Don't like JJ Abrams. (This is also Julia btw. Frickin tumblr making life difficult for me.)

[viscountessbranksome]

I still think “the force awakens” is a terrible name not even sorry

[siseffect]

Why are you here?!? There are major spoilers going around! Major!!

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Me: Guess who I'm watching.

My brother: Wil Wheaton.

Me: No, but you're going in the right direction. 

My brother: Patrick Stewart.

Me: No one involved in Star Trek.

My brother: What if I just named every actor in Star Trek?

Me: Hahaha.

My brother: Levar Burton.

Me: No!

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Harbinger: This hurts you.

*I kill him with a headshot*

Me: This hurts YOU, mothafucka!!

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I feel like Legion appeals to the Aspergers tendencies hidden in all of us.

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[bowtothetangerinequeen]

Wow, you are such an asshole. Did you ever meet Patriarch? How about Charr? BAKARA? Yes, the Krogan are violent. They didn’t have a chance to grow out of that thanks to the damn Salarians and even if they never did, they’re still an amazing and interesting people.  Hell, even Wreav has an awesome sense of humor. (Albeit, a dark one.)

And before you respond with more tripe, may I remind you just how “awesome” your own species is? I’d say that someone should genetically alter your genetic code so all your future children end up still born, but I’m not evil and wouldn’t wish that on anyone, even if they are an ass.

You could still use a good kick in the quad though, just sayin’.

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Ouch. Well, my brother will be happy to hear this at least.

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If #MassEffect were a symphony, ME1 would be an adagio, ME2 a minuet, and ME3 prestissimo.

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My brother: wrex is the sole reason for wanting to save the krogans

Me: he can't be. he's one individual

My brother: Yeah but he is the leader and he is making all these necessary sociatal changes

Me: you have to consider the species as a whole and the inevitable consequences of letting them thrive

My brother: the slaarians just up worlded them tooo early

Me: excuses

My brother: Excuse: A reason or explanation put forward to defend or justify a fault or offense.

Me: exactly

My brother: So it's a valid excuse. The reason behind their poor behavior is excused.

Me: i find it invalid. if like, turtles were suddenly uplifted, they wouldn't be violent maniacs.

My brother: Polite rebuttal: Fuck you.

Me: geez, what's the impolite rebuttal?

My brother: You don't want to know.

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I had my Shep have sex with Jack just to see if I could do it and to see what would happen.

*shivers, sitting in a shower*

I feel dirty.

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Over a hundred thousand credits? Shopping spree on the Citadel!

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After I posted this on Facebook last night, my brother commented: slowpoke.jpg.

I just beat ME3 on my second playthrough, so was thinking about it. What, we're not allowed to think about things after all the hype dies down?

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My brother (looking at this blog): No one commented on this. (moves pointer over the Sis Effect logo he designed)

Me: Well, there really isn't a space to comment on it. I can put it in a new post.

My brother: Nah, whatever.

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Me: Okay, so what if Legion agreed to have a love program installed, but it won't automatically make him love you in particular: he still has free will to fall in love with whoever he wants.

My brother: ...

Me: And he falls in love with a toaster.

My brother: ...

Me: And you go to him and say, "I'm sorry, that's kind of ridiculous.  Do you want me to tweak your love program, or uninstall it?" And he just clutches the toaster and is like, "No! We're in love!!"

My brother: ...

Me: Come on, what would you do??

My brother: No.

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Me: There should be a romance option with Legion.

My brother: No. (in Legion's voice) "Shepard-Commander. I love you." No.

Me: What do you think he would say if you asked if he'd like a love program installed?

My brother: Leave.

Me: You think he'd leave?

My brother: No, I would leave. In the middle of the sentence.