Communication Degradation Challenge
Inspired by chatting with @tess-bimbo-again about my rather extensive vocabulary and accurate touch typing skills... It has come to my attention that edging alone isn't really enough to degrade these skills in a way that many find amusing and would be rather humiliating for myself.
So... why not take it into my own hands? It's an opportunity for me to challenge myself, essentially humiliating and degrading myself by willingly working to adjust my communication skills.
So, I have devised a challenge for myself which will require some participation from you lovely followers!
No editing, no deleting, whatever is written stays written!
40 notes - Rethinking capitals
No longer using capital letters when referring to myself, only using them for people/things of importance (e.g. Doms)
50 notes - Word syllable limit #1
Limiting all words to three syllables or less
75 notes - No autocorrect
Reasonably self-explanatory
100 notes - Removing punctuation
Apparently full stops are "boring"...
125 notes - Word syllable limit #2
Limiting all words to two syllables or less
No longer referring to myself as... myself. Alternate names/pronouns to be determined by followers
175 notes - Sentence word limit #1
No more than 10 words in a sentence/line
200 notes - Sentence word limit #2
No more than 7 words in a sentence/line. Filler words such as "like" and "um" do not count towards the total though.
225 notes - Mantra interruptions
Anytime I try to go against any of the previous rules or accidentally break one, I interrupt the sentence with a mantra (to be determined)
250 notes - Word replacements:
Taking requests/suggestions for specific words to say or replace other words in my vocabulary
300 notes - Sentence word limit #3
No more than 5 words in a sentence/line. Filler words such as "like" and "um" do not count towards the total though.
400 notes - Altered typo keyboard
Create a custom keyboard with automatic replacements for words as designated by followers
500 notes - Intentional spelling error mantras
Repeating mantras with intentional spelling errors written in sent in by followers (one per day)
600 notes - Intentional spelling error mantras + edging
Repeating mantras with intentional spelling errors written in sent by followers (one per day) while edging
700 notes - More intentional spelling error mantras + edging
Repeating mantras with intentional spelling errors written in sent by followers (two per day) while edging
800 notes - Intentional phonetic spelling errors
Probably the most challenging, but specifically spelling out words phonetically, how they sound
900 notes - More intentional spelling error mantras + edging + plugged
Repeating mantras with intentional spelling errors written in sent by followers (two per day) while edging and wearing a medium princess plug
1000 notes - Word syllable limit #3
Limiting all words to only one syllable (mantras are an exception to the rule)
Every 100 reblogs will add on an extra two weeks to the challenge!
Also, I will just be doing the challenge on my public blog since I know some people in my DMs aren't a massive fan of incoherent typing, but let me know if you want me to adhere to the challenge in DMs and I will!
areudirty
ellievsbear
theartofmadeline
prguitarman
yousharknotpass
