Fundamentally flawed.

writer/occasional bad artist/peddlar of unusual smut. mostly a girl. sometimes not. ace flavoured.

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I find myself inspo light 😱 Drop me an ask for something that could feasibly fit into 5k or less and I'll do my best :) All asks are welcome and my AO3 is here if you want an idea of what tags I'm down with :D (If this is pinned you're good to ask!)

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CHAPTER 8 FINAL CHAPTER!!!

Failsafe (21552 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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CHAPTER 7!!!

Failsafe (19427 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 7/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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CHAPTER 6!!

Failsafe (15668 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 6/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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#RR Pre-orders Live 6/1/26

#RAINBOWROAD for RAINN Charity Drive will open on 6/1

With Good Omens coming to a close, I'm excited to announce I will be doing a FINAL print run of the #RAINBOWROAD trilogy.

Please reblog so we can spread the news!!!!

What is #RAINBOWROAD? A Good Omens F1 Alternate Universe that ate my brain for 5 years, spans a decade from start to finish, and has changed my life. Through previous print runs and Fandom Trumps Hate, this universe has already fundraised $3000 for charity. Previous proceeds went to Rainbow Railroad. The final print run will be donated to RAINN.

So, what is included?

Printed Trilogy:

Book 1: Sit Tight Take Hold 424 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x.93. Weight ~2 lbs Art by Blairamok (See cover art above)

Book 2: How do you solve a problem like Ezira?, Accept a Little Spin, and Oh, there's a long way to go 408 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x.93. Weight ~2 lbs Art by DustandHalos (cover art below)

Book 3: Fools Rush In and bonus content, 0-60 in 3.5 468 pages on matte 80lb text paper, color printing throughout. Cover has matte lamination in color. Dimensions of the book are 6x9x1.06. Weight ~2lbs Art by Pyracantha (cover art below)

PDF copies of all three parts + an additional PDF copy of Supercut + Tea With Cyborgs

Option for PDFs only if you donate to a charity of your choice and send me a receipt. Any amount valid.

Where are the proceeds going?

Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN)

If you are intersted in learning more about their work, please visit their website HERE.

Continued FAQ below:

How much does shipping cost?

For US residents, bundles will cost a flat fee of $13. They will ship via media mail through USPS.

For anyone outside of the US, shipping has been estimated through the cheapest carrier, most likely MEEST or EMS Parcel Post. Unfortunately, I cannot control the cost of shipping, and I know that it is extraordinarily high. The bundles will weigh anywhere between 4-6+ lbs, which is expensive to ship.

Wait, I'm from the US. Why am I paying more for Media Mail?

While Media Mail typically would cost $8-9, the increased price is to offset international orders, whose shipping will cost anywhere from $45-70 with the discount. I hope you understand. I want to make this as accessible as I can without personally eating any costs. I am not making any profit off of this project.

When do orders ship?

Once pre-orders close on 6/30, I will order the books. There is typically a 2-4 week turn around for them to be printed and delivered to me. I then have to package and ship everything from my house. I will also be out of town in August for 10 days to attend TIC7, but I hope to have all orders shipped by September 1st.

US mail should take 2-8 days. International orders can take anywhere from 2-4 weeks, so please be patient.

What percent of proceeds are going to RAINN?

100%! This excludes the cost of printing and shipping. For reference, the first print run cost $1,254 for the books alone, not including shipping and packaging supplies. Anything remaining goes directly to charity. I am not keeping any costs for labor or making any profit on this.

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CHAPTER 5!!!

Failsafe (11956 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 5/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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Chapter 4!!!

Failsafe (10196 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 4/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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Chapter 3!!!

Failsafe (8662 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 3/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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CHAPTER 2!!!

Failsafe (4959 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 2/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down, and his heart races, and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last thing he needs to realise is that he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted, and you can only push these things under for so long.

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Hiiii!

Would love to read about Ilya/Shane 🩷

My favorite tropes: identity reveal / sexting / yearning 😉

Kinks: soft dom Ilya / bossy bottom Shane (please don’t judge me for it) 😳

No-no’s: “Daddy” and/or degradation 🤢 (And no threesome or infidelity)

I couldn’t write to save my life, so I’m not sure if this will work.

Love you! Bye!

XO

Hey Anon! Hope you like! :):)

Ask Nicely (8770 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander Additional Tags: Sexting, Light Dom/sub, Dom/sub Undertones, Praise, Praise Kink, POV Shane Hollander, Sub Shane Hollander, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, Strangers to Lovers, Stranger Sex, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Masturbation, Messy, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Identity Reveal, Showers, And Ilya's knack for making them mildly and sexually awkward Summary: Shane should just ignore the text from some unknown number. It's obvious someone's got the wrong number. It's not his problem. He doesn't.

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CHAPTER 1!

Failsafe (3385 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 1/8 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Claustrophobia, Lando Norris is Good at Feelings, Oscar Piastri is a Mess, Lando Norris has this under control, actually, Insecure Lando Norris, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Wet & Messy, Spit As Lube Summary: Oscar thought he'd dealt with this years ago. The way his chest clamps down and his heart races and he thinks the walls are closing in. And the last things he needs to realise he hasn't whilst Lando is standing right there. But Oscar's exhausted and you can only push these things under for so long.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Getting Together, POV Lando Norris, Swimming Pools, Semi-Public Sex, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Come as Lube, best laid plans, and all that, Oscar Piastri has the brain cell, Lando Norris is Down Bad, Lando Norris is Obsessed with Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris is a Disaster, Oscar Piastri is a Tease Summary:

Lando has a plan. It's a great plan. The best plan.

It's a shame Oscar isn't following it.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Young Royals (TV 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Simon Eriksson/Wilhelm Characters: Simon Eriksson, Wilhelm (Young Royals) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Wilhelm Loves Simon Eriksson, Simon Eriksson Loves Wilhelm, BDSM, Dom/sub, submissive wilhelm, dominant simon eriksson, Spanking, Caning, Rope Bondage, Anal Fingering, Butt Plugs, Punishment, Simon Eriksson Takes Care of Wilhelm, Older Characters, Post-Canon Series: Part 2 of Consequences Summary:

Four years after Simon first accidentally stumbled into Wille's submissive tendancies at Hillerska they're both far better educated about the whole thing. Wille needs clear boundaries and expectations and, more importantly, the consequences. Simon's there to provide them.

for @bicauseofyouu

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CHAPTER 11!!! Final Chapter!! Complete!!

Home (28403 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Young Royals (TV 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Simon Eriksson/Wilhelm Characters: Simon Eriksson, Erik (Young Royals), Wilhelm (Young Royals), Rosh (Young Royals), Ayub (Young Royals), Kristina (Young Royals), Ludvig (Young Royals), Linda (Young Royals) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Alternate Universe - Non-Royal (Young Royals), Older Brother Wilhelm, Younger Brother Erik, Age Difference, age gap, Older Wilhelm, Younger Simon, Guilt, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Wilhelm Needs a Hug (Young Royals), Erik Needs a Hug (Young Royals), Bad Parent Kristina (Young Royals), Erik & Simon Eriksson Friendship, POV Simon Eriksson, POV Wilhelm (Young Royals), POV Erik (Young Royals), Kissing, Underage Kissing, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Implied Sexual Content, Mild Sexual Content, Grief/Mourning, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort Summary: Erik is eight when he meets Simon and life is pretty perfect. He has a family that loves him and the best best friend in the world. He's fourteen when everything changes.

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Is there more wilerik on the horizon for you? 👀

Currently at the moment I'm afraid not 😔

I've got a request to finish up and I'm desperate to get Luminesce wrapped up to and posted 🙂

I'm not too sure if I'll write more for my Simon/Wille/Erik, esp without Simon (I just love the dynamic to much xd) but perhaps at some point a separate un connected just Wille and Erik might happen 🙂

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CHAPTER 10!!!

Home (25373 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 10/11 Fandom: Young Royals (TV 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Simon Eriksson/Wilhelm Characters: Simon Eriksson, Erik (Young Royals), Wilhelm (Young Royals), Rosh (Young Royals), Ayub (Young Royals), Kristina (Young Royals), Ludvig (Young Royals), Linda (Young Royals) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Alternate Universe - Non-Royal (Young Royals), Older Brother Wilhelm, Younger Brother Erik, Age Difference, age gap, Older Wilhelm, Younger Simon, Guilt, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Wilhelm Needs a Hug (Young Royals), Erik Needs a Hug (Young Royals), Bad Parent Kristina (Young Royals), Erik & Simon Eriksson Friendship, POV Simon Eriksson, POV Wilhelm (Young Royals), POV Erik (Young Royals), Kissing, Underage Kissing, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Implied Sexual Content, Mild Sexual Content, Grief/Mourning, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort Summary: Erik is eight when he meets Simon and life is pretty perfect. He has a family that loves him and the best best friend in the world. He's fourteen when everything changes.

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https://www.tumblr.com/thoughtfullyweepingluminary/809762248782495744/wberlingood-szymek80-wienermitsosse

Yeah. Be warned, very nude, very double p in one behind.

🤤 ugh yes. Total Wille and Erik sharing Simon vibes. Immaculate. Delicious. Exactly what I was picturing.

LookHowWellHeTakesIt.

ThankYouForTheFoodAnon❤️