God I finally caved and made a sideblog for stancest there's so much wrong with me. a bigass Stanley pines fucker. 18+ blog, I'm in my 20s, he/him, they/them pronouns. call me Clover https://sixerstanley.straw.page/ https://ko-fi.com/sixerstanley
Hi! i just wanted to make a list of stuff i like and dislike if people send me headcanons or ideas! this is not at all a judgment on people who like the stuff i dislike, I'm just doing this so that I can stay in a healthy mindspace! Thank you for understanding and i love u all.
Likes:
anything with pining
consensual smut
kinky smut (as long as its consensual. cnc counts)
hurt/comfort
angst (with a happy ending most of the time but there will be exceptions)
fluff
really romantic shit. idk man I'm a simple person i like happy endings with my stancest 🥺
anything else is probably fine as long as its not on the dislikes list
Dislikes:
violence between the stans. like, more than punching.
gore
aus where either of the stans are evil
ships with either of the grunkles with the kids
transphobic stan or ford
noncon
Again, no judgment at all, these are just my personal boundaries. If you want to send something and its not in like dislikes but its not in the likes either, you should be good! send it my way!
this is me asking you to make a post on how the new olivia rodrigo album reminds you of stancest, I'm dying to know
OKAY HI HELLO HI!!! I'm sorry it took so long to answer this, I was trying to find energy after I came back on vacation!!
But yeah, obviously not every song makes me think of Stancest, but there are. More than just a FEW. I also just have brain rot </3
Without further ado, here is my little yap session about OR3 and how Stancest relates. These are going to be in order of the album, but I'll make sure to mention what era I imagine the Stans to be in
HERES YOUR WARNING THAT THIS IS FUCKING LONGGGGG
Drop Dead:
god. Drop dead the single that you are. I will admit this is kinda a stretch, but as soon as I heard this song when it was released I thought of sea grunks Stancest who are just SO in love.
I know that the bar closes at 11
I hope you never finish that beer
You know all the words to "Just Like Heaven"
And I know why he wrote them
Now that you're standing right here
The beer line in particular just screams so Stan to me? Like to me this is Ford pining so so so much for Stanley. And yes, a lot of this song doesn't quite work for them but here's another part
'Cuz I always had a vision of us standing like this
All pressed up in the bathroom line
You're looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles
The most alive I've ever been
But kiss me and I might drop dead
Like!!! Both of them WANTING to be together as early as them being kids/teens!! They dreamt of sailing away together!!!!! And NOW THEY HAVE IT!!
(I also wrote a fic with a title from this song, hehe. Check it out if you want!!)
Stupid song:
Stupid song is kinda similar Stancest wise to drop dead--i really either imagine it for teen Stancest or sea grunks, just because they are so so in love. Again, a lot of the lyrics don't uh?? Really work, but the main vibe of falling in love so fucking much you cannot put it into words. Actually, since there is an undercurrent of anxiety to the song (being set aflame, a car without a brake, all bad things leading to disaster) I changed my mind, it's way more teen Stancest to me in those early relationship days.
You're a spark in the dark and my clothes all caught aflame
You should feel how I feel when somebody says your name
I'm a car speeding down the boulevard without a brake
And I want you more than any stupid song could ever say
I'm a heart made of wax and I'm melting in the sun
I'm a thread on your shirt that is coming undone
I feel right, I feel wrong, I feel totally insane
And I want you more than any stupid song could ever say
We LOVE a little feeling right and wrong for stancest--bc they're so IN LOVE and it's right!!! But oops! Incest is a no no. So they'd feel a bit wrong about that, especially as teens.
And the bridge is similar! Could honestly work with any type of ship (I find a lot of the Stancest specific songs to me come later in the album) but I still think it's sweet for them (if you ignore the impending doom part of their relationship)
Every night like the one before
Dream of you from like 1 to 4
Positively and truly sure
Nobody's wanted somebody more
It's a thing that I can't ignore
Tell your friends that you're mine, I'm yours
With a hand on my heart, I swore
Nobody's wanted somebody more
It's a thing that I can't ignore
Tell your friends that you're mine, I'm yours
With a hand on my heart, I swore
Yup. Teen Stans for sure.
Honeybee:
Okay honestly I didn't consider honeybee to be super Stancest but I just looked at the lyrics again, and it could def work. To me, it's a love song, but a very kinda...sad love song. And honestly I could see it being in Old! Ford's perspective post canon, when they're on the boat
And it's too hard to describe this
In a way that feels honest, but even when I'm quiet
I love you, baby, I promise
And I hope I never see what your face looks like goin'
A face, I swear, that I could spend my whole life knowin'
Here's to hopin'
VERY FORD CORE TO ME!! I think sometimes Ford has issues expressing himself, especially his affection, ESPECIALLY to Stanley. So "even when I'm quiet, I love you baby I promise" works so well
Also, I'm taking it in a much darker way, the whole "I hope I never see what your face looks like goin'" to me, reads as Ford mourning Stan if he were to go first, death wise. Part of him wishes He were to die first, just so he wouldn't have to see Stan go lifeless in front of him.
Maggots for brains:
AND HERE WE GET INTO THE CODEPENDENCY GUYS!!! STANCESTS BREAD AND FUCKING BUTTER!!! this song is SOOOOOOO teen Stan to me!! Especially when Ford is away, and maybe when Ford is starting to realize how dependent they are of each other, to an unhealthy extent, and as a result is putting some distance between them.
My day was so mundane
I don't think I left the house
Drank a pot of coffee
Tried to write, nothing came out
Somehow it's the weekend
I'm still bored out of my skull
And I went to a party
But only on principle
Empty, look at me
I'm a zombie in my body
I'm a train off of the track
I feel dirty, I feel rotten
And the colors are all flat
I'm a sad shell of a woman
And I've got maggots for brains
But that's just the thing that happens
When my
When my baby goes away
When my baby goes away
He goes away
Everything feels moldy
Like the fruit that's in my fridge
And everything that's funny
I wish I could tell to him
And sometimes at a low point
I even wish for a tragedy
'Cause I know he'd come over
And take real good care of me
It's weird, he's not here
And of course, the bridge:
What can I do
But think of you
But think of you
What can I do
But think of you
But think of you
To me, Stan, and teen Stan especially, has no idea who he is for the most part, if it doesn't somehow involve Ford. Like, his dreams are to be With his brother Sailing, and that's about all he knows as a teen at that point. Which like, yes unhealthy, but that's part of why I like their relationship babey!!! Unhealthy CODEPENDENCY!!!!!!
I'm skipping u + me=<3 bc it's too standard of a love song tbh, I can't really fit them in there lol
My way:
Okay this is me being very self indulgent. But man I LOVE jealous teen Ford. And this is what this song gives me. Specifically at Carla in my crazy mind, because we really do not know that much about her canonically Lmao. But if this was a modern au, I think it would work SO well for teen Ford fueding with a Petty Carla
But you linger in the air
Just like a bad perfume
It's getting to me, embarrassingly
And here's the part
Where the girl gets pissed
And the girl is me
Did you get that hint?
You're in my way now
Don't go, go where you don't belong
Think I can't make out
Ah, ah, how hard you hang on
Kind of insane, how
You keep calling
But you never get the message
It goes my way now
Man, I wonder what you think
Is gonna go down
You send him another poem
And think that he'll let me go
Or maybe you're just tryna
Get me riled up now
You're posting another pic
In clothes that I know are his
Well, here's a map
Of the lines I drew
And some girl steps over
And the girl is you
God it's just so fun to me personally. It's great, I love a jealous teen Ford. heres the bridge as a bonus
So, where'd you get that confidence from?
Last time that I checked, I won
Let me be direct: just stop
You're being fucking weird
Maybe I'm a petty bitch, but you made me resort to this
That's it, I win
That's it, I win
is it entirely in character? not necessarily. is it fun? yes.
purple:
HERE WE GO BABY. TEEN FORD SOLO SONG!!! to me this song is very stancest in the chorus especially, and then the outro. and theres one line in particular that REALLY reminds me of ford.
You kissed my neck
Made our paths intersect 'til the two lines formed a circle
And I melt with you, your red and my blue
Now I see the world in purple, purple
its the codependency back at it again!!! they arent seperate colors, they are just purple now, and to me this is super teen ford when he realizes like, oh. maybe it shouldnt be like this. maybe i should be my own person. maybe i should get away.
AND THIS FUCKING PART!!!
It's a small world (It's a small world)
When it only can revolve around us two
It's crazy (It's crazy)
I had big dreams 'til I tied myself to you
Now I'm all-consumed
THE DREAMS PART!!!! THE FUCKING DREAMS PART!! ford has big dreams, but now that hes with stan, he may not be able to live them out!!!
and then of course, the outro:
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
Are we so in love? Are we too attached?
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
When you smooth it out, but it feels too flat
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
When you get so close and you can't go back
Melt with you 'til it all turns black
Melt with you 'til it just feels sad
this song is just so so so so so so so sooooooooooooooooo ford feeling hesitant about their relationship as teens and how theyre so reliant on each other and ford being like. uh. well. maybe thats not...great????
im skipping the cure, because its not really stancest to me
i think begged COULD work, like maybe if its teen stan and ford is starting to distance himself, and stan is starting to feel it. im not really gonna put the lyrics down, but i think it could work but my brain is starting to malfunction from writing this for so long LMAO
Whats wrong with me:
THE KICKED OUT STAN SONG (Stan pov!!!) to me. it just gives stan who had just been kicked out and is SO heartbroken over losing ford.
I'm just staring at the ceiling
Can't describe this feeling I've got in my head
I'm out of body in my bed
And I'm just searching up my symptoms
Desperate to fix 'em, I'll do anything
'Cause lately I've been spiraling, oh
I'm not feeling like myself and
Nothing ever seems to help
Went to the doctor and she said I was fine
But every movie that I see makes me cry
It's like somebody put a weight on my chest
I should talk to a friend
But I can't get out of bed
My head is spinning and my stomach is sick
Say I'm in love, so it's hard to admit
I can't eat, I can't sleep
I think you're what's wrong with me
okay sorry the tumblr post editor is being stupid so this part is just me talking. i just think the song is stan mourning his relationship with ford, and pining for ford so so bad, once hes kicked out
okay now its regular again. what the hell. heres the other part but i think you get my point
Went to the doctor and she said I was fine
Tried meditation with a bottle of wine
It's like somebody put a weight on my chest
I should talk to a friend
But I can't get out of bed
My head is spinning and my stomach is sick
Say I'm in love, so it's hard to admit
I can't eat, I can't sleep
I think you're what's wrong with me
stan pines??? more like stan piningggggggggggggg
to me, less and expectations are also songs that dont really work. but you know what song makes me think of stancest THE MOST?????
Cigarette smoke:
this song made me crazy when i first heard it. its so stancest. its so FORD POV after stan was kicked out....his heartbreak, betrayal, and sorrow just shining through. ill let the lyrics speak for themselves
The cigarette smoke
Is a smell that I know
It clings to my clothes
And seeps into my bones
It's a real quiet house
With the shower left on
Five beers in the fridge and the second car’s gone
I regret you
And how long I stayed
I resent you
For not being brave, oh
Tell me something honest so the memories turn dark
You said that I made loving look easy
'Til I made it hard
Give me back my time and I will give you back your heart
it really seems pretty self-explanatory to me, but just in case. the beers, the cigarette smoke (teen stan def smoked u cannot change my mind how else would he sound like that) and the fact stna is just GONE bc he was kicked out. and again, ford is mourning the relaitonship too, and is full of so so so much betrayal and bitterness towards stan, but still loves him. and of course, the bridge
It's bone-dry, bitter and hollow
You'll be miles away tomorrow
Why'd I try at all?
It’s bone-dry, bitter and hollow
You will never know my sorrow
Why’d I try at all?
god. its so good. its so ford. im gonna be sick. i really think right after everything, this is where hes at mentally when it comes to stan. missing him like a limb, but still so bitter and hollow about it all.
and there you have it! again, im sorry it took so long for me to respond to this, i hope you enjoyed my yapping and i hope it made at least SOME sense?? maybe it doesnt lmao. but yeah. its a great album, and makes me think of this ship so fucking much.
let me know if anyone has any additional thoughts!!! love u all <3
hi hi hi sorry i just got back from my flight and i have people who want me to talk about stancest + olivia rodrigo's new album, and i will, im just super exhausted djfnksfdj ive been on vacation all week so i will try to answer those asks (along with one thats been sitting in my ask box for way too long) whenever i get the energy. love u all!
okay i was thinking about cooking up a new old!stan and teen!ford fic but i was rereading my last one to recap and everything and its sooooo weird bc when i posted "does your mother know" i legit thought it was trash. i thought it was SOOOO bad i remember going to my friends dms and being like guys this fucking SUCKSSSSSS
and now im reading it, and im like. damn. i was kinda cooking????
okay i was thinking about cooking up a new old!stan and teen!ford fic but i was rereading my last one to recap and everything and its sooooo weird bc when i posted "does your mother know" i legit thought it was trash. i thought it was SOOOO bad i remember going to my friends dms and being like guys this fucking SUCKSSSSSS
and now im reading it, and im like. damn. i was kinda cooking????
thank you everyone who responded to my post. im okay, was just going through a really rough night, but im okay. i cried and immediately fell asleep, lol. im sorry for worrying you if i did, and thank you so much for everyone who reached out. ily all.
When Stan snatches a strange looking necklace from Pa's shop for Ford, the results are deeply unexpected.
Not unwanted, though.
A late birthday gift for @sixerstanley, and the forbidden sequel to the ficlet I made like a year ago. Reader beware, I got a little ✨️freaky✨️ with it.
