A Six Cent Cap

A place where a mime can express himself in the one way he knows how. The Internet.

[ashmaw-ooc]

Vampire: the Masquerade Clan Haiku (I am so sorry)

Camarilla Clans:

Brujah Near Dark was so good like when they bar-fight bikers? that was my sire Gangrel we are not just beasts! we are men! we are - shit! cat! bark! bark! BARKBARKBARK!!! Malkavian if i spoke prose they would all find out I don’t know what I talk about Nosferatu hey there count orlok oh fuck, i am so sorry that was pretty rude Toreador i really enjoyed interview with a vampire not so much these days Tremere hey is that your clan’s deep-sleeping progenitor? asking for a friend Ventrue i can tell you to eat all of this old cat food and I bet you would

Sabbat Clans: Tzimisce i made you a gift out of you and me and him and this horse. you like? Lasombra could you tell me if i put my lipstick on straight? you better not lie

Independant Clans: Assamite our clan is run by a baby wizard demon not even kidding Giovanni no bad has ever come from killing your sire the master of death Ravnos our founder was slain by a big crossover event you’re surprised we freaked? Followers of Set i promise this time it is not snakes and evil haha, no, it is.

Bloodlines:  True Brujah some serious-ass doctor who shit in this clan but no amy pond :( Samedi have you heard the one about the gawker I made into a raisin? :| Nagaraja that’s some fine-lookin’ skin you are wearing like a hot people gyro Kiasyd I can assure you we know how weird our shit is we have to live this Daughters of Cacophony it’s not how you sing but how you kill all men with song. also how you sing.  Baali did you think Setites were the authority on making players squick?  Children of Osiris  no one has ever actually played this clan except that one guy Blood Brothers playing a single blood brother is like eating just one dorito Harbingers of Skulls we forgive you for diablerizing our liege but not the incest Caitiff don’t hate me because i picked all the physical disciplines. #YOLO  Old Clan Tzimisce we don’t even want the best discipline ever. BECAUSE REASONS, MAN. Gargoyle guess how few players named their dude goliath and got away with it? >:|

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would you like to swing on a star

YOU COULD BE A FISH

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If you could be any animal, what would it be and why? Sorry for the generic question. :P

Owls are cool.Elk are badass.A cat. I feel like a cat most days.

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What do mimes smell like?

Autumn leaves, leather, cardboard and license plates.

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it's not gay if it's on the moon

And thats okay. 

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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncccccccccccccccccccccce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomp* I FOUND U!!!!! *gives you cheese from Wisconsin (my homeland) as a peace offering*

I appreciate the CHEEEEEEEZZ

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Hey Internet, IM BACK. Should I go to Steampunk Worlds Fair?

[mathjames]

I see you, Porthos

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Oh look.

Its Pablo.

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Every one is all sad and shit. Im over here like...

Mo fuckin Musketeers.

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[iandsharman]

Indy by diablo2003

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Oscars 2014 LET IT GO, Frozen, Idina Menzel performance

Idina Menzel Does an absolutely amazing performance with her song from the Oscar nominated animated film, Frozen.

We live in a world where I can win Best Performer, but not Leo. DiCaprio. This goes out to you!

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If yall dont have me on Facebook then you missed some of my best material yet. Thanks Oscars.

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Up Soundtrack-The Ellie Badge

Up Soundtrack-The Ellie Badge

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She remembered you from the SPG miming video (yes THAT one) and thought you were hilarious. She was really touched that you and the other RFErs took the time to do the video and was super tickled by the mime-highway-rescue story I got to tell her after SPWF. Thanks, man. :)

Hahaha. Yeaah. I just wanted some pancakes. hahah.Im honored. All my love goes out to you and yours. :)

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You LIIIIVE!?

i do. 

[ru-debega]

My sweet Cassie passed away last night at the all-too-young age of 16. It was sudden. She wasn’t in any pain. I was lucky enough to know her for almost two years. I visited her every Sunday and we played with dolls, watched anime and movies and together acted much younger than our ages. It was awesome. She was awesome. There’s a hole in my heart.

I feel like there’s no better way to eulogize her than to show this video of her response to people (including Voltaire and SPG and Sixpence) saying hello to her at SPWF. The sheer joy, gratitude, and mild profanity are Cassie to a T. 

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My heart goes out to you and your family. Im glad she enjoyed my awkwardness and everyone being so loving. Forgive me for being late to this. <3