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Art and angst| he/they pronouns| Ask box open| My English goes brrrr. So bear with me

[spamtonspamtonspam]

Didn't you forget something?

Or was it someone?

[crude-mood]

HARD RESET Pages 1-3 This is just a short and sweet comic. Lobotomy AU. Everytime Caine starts to regain his memories they reset him. Mostly because the more he remembers the more dangerous it gets- he's a vindictive little shit.

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Love this bc Grace's age by their standards is very very young despite Grace being mature by his species standards

I keep imagining so many Eridians secretly calling Rocky a pebble snatcher lmao

[brysh]

Witcher cast as textposts

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[beemovieerotica]

[aesungaia]

[bisexualbunk-deactivated2026050]

logging on and churning out posts to keep the dashboard alive #allinadayswork

[hannibalbabygirlifier]

Roche path of tw2 so funny to me because it’s just geralt going on the worst most fucked up road trip imaginable for 3 months to prove he didn’t commit regicide with some guy that everyone is like hey. You know he’s kind of a morally bankrupt freak. And geralt is like yes! But he’s my friend 👆

And then he commits regicide with him

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Having a right solid laugh remembering what Lambert said to Geralt after they found out that two of Jad Karadin's people were still around to question about Aiden's murder

Because Lambert is sending Geralt SO FAR AWAY (relatively speaking) and he's choosing the destination that's still in Redania 😂😭 imagine telling your buddy to fly out of country just to pick up a parcel for you, while you take a jaunt over to the next area code

Lambert: Geralt, you're a good guy and I know for a fact you can never say no to helping someone, but I couldn't give a shit about you right now compared to my goal of avenging Aiden, and also I need you to sail to the ass end of Skellige, which is literally several hundreds of miles away and will require you to pay a lot of gold to someone who can take you, to track down this guy who might be there

Geralt: Lambert, of course I will do this for you, my friend. Where will you be going?

Lambert: oh. Next major city over. Like, 5 days walk, tops. Maybe 4 if I jog

Geralt: ????

Lambert: yeah, anyway good luck and don't forget this is the most important thing I've ever asked of you :)

[ekiira]

What the snow brought back

Snow has always meant bad news to Lambert.

Once, he waited for it to take his father away — and it didn’t.

Instead, the Law of Surprise brought the witchers to his door.

Years later, at Kaer Morhen, he waits again through another winter, afraid that the snow will take someone else this time.

But fortunately Geralt comes back. Eskel is there.

Vesemir is there for him, as he always has been.

There is no endless snow in this world —but perhaps not all waiting ends in bad news.

Becoming a witcher took many things from him — but not everything that was taken was lost.

Although I’ve only played The Witcher 3, I grew genuinely fond of Lambert through the fragments of his story. His bitterness makes sense when you think about his childhood, yet the bond he has with his brothers makes him feel like someone who isn’t fueled by hate.

Maybe that’s just me wanting him to deserve something better.

[veckati]

freak off

[thornethenorn]

There's a pattern when it comes to witcher fics. Everyone's Eskel is game!Eskel. Everyone's Jaskier is Netflix!Jaskier. Geralt depends on whether the author actually likes Geralt as a character or has the hots for Henry Cavil. Lambert you can never tell until they mention his hair color. Aiden isn't in the show but everyone has a different version of him because he's a collective OC. Vesemir is just Vesemir.

[dirtycombatboots]

Geraskier fans who only watched Netflix show usually write their dynamic as chaotic diva girlfriend Jaskier and suffering boyfriend Geralt trying to find right answer to trap questions archetypes.

Come here. Closer. Even closer. Now listen, I'm about to blow your mind

In the books, their dynamic, it's the opposite. If that ship was written in books, it's Geralt who would ask stuff like "would you love me if I was a worm" and get mad at Jaskier over conversations that didn't happen but Geralt imagined them anyway and got upset. Jaskier would bribe him with sweets before apologizing even though he has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

No, that witcher isn't brooding in the corner while the bard is performing. That witcher is choosing one of thousand ways to accuse the bard of trying to attract other witchers. Why? Because new lute strings. Who are you trying to attract with that shine? So what if there aren't any other witchers for miles? How do you know that anyway, did you specifically check if they are here? I'm not enough for you?

I find it abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. Because from outsider perspective they still would seem exactly as netflix-based version of this ship is written

[nvcl347]

I'm gonna choke

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[shillanov]

[ppcrn-krnl]

Hurts

Sorry guys 😣