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-- || "God made men. .45 made 'em equal."

-- Independent Original Character (mostly fandomless) "Sheriff" -- Semi-Selective, 21+ Mun & Muse -- 13+ Years RP Experience -- Written by Warden

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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 9

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I've been known to kill a man or two."

"For every problem, there is a solution."

"I used to get into a little trouble when I was that age. Didn't you?"

"Flattery will get you nowhere."

"I've never shot a man in the head. That's more your field of expertise."

"I thought for sure you were dead."

"I won't become a murderer!"

"Don't worry, your little secret's safe with me."

"I don't like anyone meddling in my private affairs."

"I find your use of the word 'mercy' strangely inappropriate."

"Being feminine doesn't mean that you are not a murderer."

"Did you really kill all those men?"

"What are you hiding?"

"You're the most cold-blooded man I've ever known."

"Have you ever killed anyone? I mean, have you ever got actual blood on your hands?"

"Oh, I'm not your friend."

"I regret that we met this way."

"My first impression was correct. You are a barbarian."

"You will cease to pry into my personal matters, or I shall certainly break your neck."

"Why have you got a gun?"

"Wait, wait, wait - how is this legal?"

"If you're going to stab me, stab me in the front."

"The first step to not getting caught is to not tell anyone what you're doing."

"Was this an attempt at a poetic death?"

"We all have our darker side. We need it; it's half of what we are."

"There are ways to convince you of your errors."

"You need to leave the country."

"Give in to yourself. You will be happier."

"So, are you ever going to tell me why you're on the run?"

"There is nothing wrong in doing what you want."

"I'm not a psychopath, I promise."

"I have a reputation for ruthlessness. You will find that it is deserved."

"I'm not afraid. In fact, I find this rather enjoyable."

"What better place to dispose of bloody clothes than a hospital? Just put on a fresh pair of scrubs and bingo!"

"You're the greatest liar I've ever met."

"What are you? A mercenary? A gun for hire?"

"Why are you endangering your life by coming here?"

"Who are you? What do you want from me?"

"I never believe a word the police tell me."

"I have done everything else for you, but I will not murder for you."

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-- || @travelers-of-the-multiverse

Not a day went by without a new carcass laid in rotting solitude at the edge of the road. Buzzards and vultures called it dinner. The compassionate, a poor victim of circumstances. Sheriff labeled an omen of things to come. Nothing is certain in Wrath anymore, but death and dirty deals. He crossed the macabre landmark on horseback, and envisioned the next hit's face on it. Or his own. He knew better than to underestimate.

The steep price was not a matter of hubris nor overcompensation. Whoever called for this imp to be struck down had to know of their reputation. So the pipeline says - this one is not to be trifled with. Hence why the next mogul in line, pockets lined with blood money, saw it fit to have someone else do their dirty work. Some or other drivel about threatening business. The reasons hardly ever mattered to Sheriff. Long as it's no unsuspecting innocent's head, the offer's as good as taken.

It took days to track the bastard down. Not the first hit called on him, for certain - he knew how to move in a manner so elusive and almost paranoid, leads went cold within mere moments of being found. The last had Sheriff entering hostile territory. Bad blood flows like rivers here, as does the gray matter of unwelcomed passersby.

Uncertainty reigned as to this 'Striker's plan. Whether he was aware of his pursuer or not, and if taking him this far deep into the heart of an opposing outlaw gang's corner of the sandbox was a stupidly suicidal ploy, or in actuality a genius strategy. Like he hoped Sheriff would back down, fearing the consequences of trespassing upon these grounds.

Far from it. All those zeroes'd make a man willing to jump off a cliff if the chances of survival were remotely manageable.

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[crownmemes]

Criminal Sentences, Vol. 11

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How close to death do you want to get?"

"You're more of a fool than I took you for."

"They say that dogs can smell fear. Did you know that some humans can as well?"

"It's a dangerous world out there. You never know when you might need a friend."

"Who says we're on the same side?"

"Why would I feel guilty about doing my job?"

"Sometimes I forget that you have such capacity for pure innocence in your life."

"Careful. I'm not sure I can tolerate a nervous co-conspirator."

"I'll warn you now; if this is a trick, I will kill you."

"All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be."

"Is that how you justify murder? It builds character?"

"If you killed someone, you'd tell me, right?"

"You shot one guy and you stabbed another - what the hell are you going to think of next?"

"Do I look like a killer to you?"

"If you're looking for a happy ending, you've come to the wrong place."

"The truth is, I really don't care."

"Have you come here to pick a fight?"

"You're drawn to death. You like to be around it because it thrills you."

"That part of me that admires you is not the part that makes tough decisions."

"Is that a threat? Are you threatening me?"

"This is just a game for you, isn't it?"

"It's time for you to learn how to mind your own business."

"I'm not meant to be the bad guy in this case! You are!"

"I'm a terrible person. I pretend that I'm not, but I am."

"Don't worry, only the good die young."

"I suppose this means I'm in your debt."

"You'll find your weapons no longer work."

"Do you have any enemies?"

"You can have answers, or you can live. Your choice."

"Have they found out who the murderer is yet? Because I think I might struggle to sleep tonight if you're still at large."

"You know what I do. You know who I am."

"I'd like some information, if you don't mind."

"You know, you really shouldn't be here."

"We had a deal. I let you live with me, and you don't talk about my work."

"People think it's killing that I like, but murder's just an act. It's all about the anticipation, the planning."

"We're all meat. Get over it."

"Please don't scream. It's tedious, and no one can hear you."

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First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"May I have this dance?"

"I can't say I think much of your welcome."

"Can I have a cup of coffee, please?"

"I don't mean to pry, but is something troubling you?"

"What an honour to meet you!"

"What are you grinning at?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I hope we shall become friends."

"Do I gather that you recognise me?"

"Who exactly are you, anyway?"

"You do know I have a first name?"

"Who are you? What do you want from me?"

"How can I help you this beautiful morning?"

"Why don't you have glass of champagne?"

"My name is not important."

"Do you really want to start off this friendship with a lie?"

"You know, you have one of those faces. The kind that's vaguely familiar."

"What did you say your name was again?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Do you come to a lot of these events?"

"Won't you have a drink?"

"We've got off on the wrong foot, haven't we?"

"I regret that we met this way."

"How did you get in here?"

"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"

"How old are you?"

"I'm just passing by."

"Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

"Perhaps I could be of assistance?"

"So, do you ever do anything for fun?"

"I completely understand why you might need a moment or two to break the ice, but do you mind if we now consider it broken?"

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑻𝑾𝑶 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  act natural.  ❜ ❛  be careful.  ❜ ❛  but why?  ❜ ❛  calm down.  ❜ ❛  come here.  ❜ ❛  do you?  ❜ ❛  don't ask.  ❜ ❛  don't cry.  ❜ ❛  don't go.  ❜ ❛  don't move.  ❜ ❛  for what?  ❜ ❛  good idea.  ❜ ❛  guess what?  ❜ ❛  hurry up.  ❜ ❛  i forgot.  ❜ ❛  it's nothing.  ❜ ❛  join me.  ❜ ❛  keep quiet.  ❜ ❛  leave it.  ❜ ❛  let's go.  ❜ ❛  not bad.  ❜ ❛  not now.  ❜ ❛  now what?  ❜ ❛  shut up.  ❜ ❛  take care.  ❜ ❛  take this.  ❜ ❛  that's impossible.  ❜ ❛  then when?  ❜ ❛  think quickly.  ❜ ❛  time's up.  ❜ ❛  try me.  ❜ ❛  wake up.  ❜ ❛  watch out!  ❜ ❛  well done.  ❜ ❛  what happened?  ❜ ❛  what now?  ❜ ❛  who knows?  ❜ ❛  why me?  ❜ ❛  your turn.  ❜ ❛  you're wrong.  ❜