Greetings! Stanford Pines, here, and I seem to be in a.. situation. It is complicated.
My body has been reverted to exactly the way it was at the age of ten, and, well, to say the least I'm against it.
Questions and comments are welcome, as well as suggestions to remedy this. I am currently grounded from "lab time" and cannot research my own solution. I miss lab time.
(Please read the provided "O.O.C." message underneath the cut before interacting.)
okay ooc time. hello! my name is connor (@kittynugg) im the guy who runs this blog, created the au, writes the fic does all the art. yeah im pretty talented and amazing i think.
so let's get all the unfun stuff out of the way real quick-- shit i don't want mentioned on here.
-ships involving ford (ESPECIALLY billf*rd), ford here is aroace! fidd*uthor is iffy i think its a cute ship and im only really censoring that so this post doesn't come up in searches for it but keep in mind ford's orientation if you do want to mention it
-the mpr*g ford poll. pregnancy is like really triggering to me just. just dont talk about it just the mention of it has ruined my entire day before
-sexual/suggestive shit. must i reiterate that ford is aroace
-sigh. must i reiterate. do not say romantic shit to ford. especially if you are acting as bill.
-religion. makes me uncomfy (mentions and shit are fine, but dont go on about our lord and savior n shit)
don't make me have to add more shit to here okay? okay! now here are some things you CAN do
-talk about alcohol, drugs, yk fun stuff (not fun NOT FUN i just think its fun from an interest standpoint. my ford's been an alcoholic before and im genuinely not sure if that's canon)
-bring in other aus! he's talked to two alternate fords so far and it's been very fun for me!! (surprised i have to say this considering i specified it above but billf*rd-centric blogs maybe dont)
-tag him in tag games! he'll respond :]
-say things to make him act 10 i love writing baby ford
here's the fic on ao3 and tumblr, and here's the TON of art i've made of minified!ford. you might get art too if you sent in an ask!!! maybe!! is that a good incentive please interact
oh btw!!! sorry the blog theme is shit its. very difficult. if anyone's good at coding and wants to help dm me !!
*you can talk to other characters such as dipper and mabel! i like portraying literally anyone guys
Anyway, back to me.
For the sake of categorization, you'll notice certain tags on this blog, here is a list of them.
#👓 - Original posts made by yours truly.
#🌲 - Posts primarily written by (or featuring in part) Dipper.
#✨ - Posts primarily written by (or featuring in part) Mabel.
#🎱 - Posts primarily written by (or featuring in part) Stanley.
#connor's yammering - Out of character posts.
#anecdotes - Posts in which I've told stories about certain life events, usually in Stanley and my childhood.
#answers with art - Asks with responses that feature illustrations.
#moth - Posts featuring moths, I am tempted to add an "s" to the end but I was asked specifically to tag "moth" for the sake of filtering, and I would rather not change it to something they may not have in their filters.
#offerings - Things being given to me, which is a tag I need to go through and update since I've certainly missed a lot of posts featuring such a thing.
#other aus - Conversations from across the multiverse!
#other fords - Posts featuring alternate versions of myself.
#tag games - "Tag games" that I have participated in.
#ford being 10 <2 - A tag created by Connor and not me, what it says on the tin. Sigh.
Notable events that have happened on this blog are listed below.
The Great Minification - The entire town being "minified" as I have been.
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
Ah. Well, I'm sure I don't need any help diagnosing that, certainly not a blood test. The last time I had a blood test was five years ago, very unpleasant. I do not.. "fuh wih" it, as the children say.
..Fifty-nine years ago. I said five, didn't I; that happened when I was five years old. Not five years ago. Regardless, I'll dedicate some time into testing myself for anemia, the suggestion is much appreciated.
I'm not sure what there is to be confused about in this conversation. We're discussing anemia and the possibility that I may be afflicted. And that a blood test is not necessary because I do not want that and as such I will bend science to my will to avoid it.
..Or perhaps I'm perceiving something wrong and that is not what we're talking about. I am going to bring up autism in hopes that it explains any shortcomings in my ability to pick up any social cues.
Considering it's a problem specifically with the blood's ability to carry oxygen, that's a very good question! I'll get back to you after I've had nine cups of coffee. I'm on my second, shouldn't be long.
Don't tell anyone I'm on my second cup of coffee. I am technically not supposed to have any coffee.
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
Ah. Well, I'm sure I don't need any help diagnosing that, certainly not a blood test. The last time I had a blood test was five years ago, very unpleasant. I do not.. "fuh wih" it, as the children say.
..Fifty-nine years ago. I said five, didn't I; that happened when I was five years old. Not five years ago. Regardless, I'll dedicate some time into testing myself for anemia, the suggestion is much appreciated.
I'm not sure what there is to be confused about in this conversation. We're discussing anemia and the possibility that I may be afflicted. And that a blood test is not necessary because I do not want that and as such I will bend science to my will to avoid it.
..Or perhaps I'm perceiving something wrong and that is not what we're talking about. I am going to bring up autism in hopes that it explains any shortcomings in my ability to pick up any social cues.
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
Ah. Well, I'm sure I don't need any help diagnosing that, certainly not a blood test. The last time I had a blood test was five years ago, very unpleasant. I do not.. "fuh wih" it, as the children say.
..Fifty-nine years ago. I said five, didn't I; that happened when I was five years old. Not five years ago. Regardless, I'll dedicate some time into testing myself for anemia, the suggestion is much appreciated.
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
Um, hm. Well. I.. suppose money could have possibly been ever so slightly tight, but that has nothing to do with me enjoying paper. And other non-nutritional things. Lately I've been eating pine needles, and Stan's been forcing me to eat three meals every single day so I doubt it's related to hunger.
hello, i just wanted to say i think you're really cool and awesome! 😼😼
I agree that I am in fact very cool and awesome. You should have seen me coming out of the portal last year. The absolute pinnacle of drama and showmanship. Magnifique.
Anyway, I'd return the compliment for the sake of being polite but I actually do not know who you are, so for all I know you could be the polar opposite of cool and awesome. But thank you.
God, no! You're insane if you think I'd willingly go near the mouse! I want nothing to do with it and its.. consumerism.. and greed.. No. Absolutely not. Cancel your Disney+ subscriptions, piracy is free and lets you take screenshots.
Well, Connor (the.. handler of this account, so to speak) has finally gotten sick of all the asks piled up in the collective inbox of his whopping three blogs.
Meaning! I am going to be answering every single ask in my own inbox, or deleting the ones I do not feel like answering. I will say; it'd be very funny if people sent more asks and made it even more of a chore for Connor. Ahem.
..Anyway, off to answer those asks. Questions. I do not appreciate that they're called asks.
Starscream: “What… is that? We’re seriously talking to some… disgusting organic… fetus?”
Bumblebee: “Alright. FIRST OF ALL. That’s a child, Starscream. A fetus is like… a baby…”
Starscream: “How weak…”
Bumblebee: “No, it’s just how the humans grow.”
Starscream: “Pffft! That’s rather unfortunate.”
Bee: “Will you quit interrupting me???”
Starscream: “Yes, yes.”
Bee: “Hey there! I’m… Bumblebee. Autobot scout! That’s Starscream… and Hot Ro—… ahem… Rodimus Prime in the back. Optimus is out doing a mission today.”
Rodimus: “Bumblebee, you’re a great scout and I love you as a bro but… What’s a Decepticon doing here?”
Bumblebee: “… I… don’t actually know. Optimus just told us he’ll be joining us…?”
Starscream: “Why can’t I join you? I may have been a Decepticon but I can assure you: I am very useful for all your upcoming missio-”
Bumblebee: “WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT WE’RE VERY EXCITED TO MEET MORE HUMANS THAT AREN’T TRYING TO DISSECT US AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT AND MAKE CHEAP COPIES OFF OF US. And uh. We wanted to know what a “Gravity Falls” is? And what a “Bill Cipher” also is and why does everyone refer as both “Bill Cipher” and “Bayverse Starscream” as doritos?… Mainly the “Bill Cipher” part. Thanks!… Oh and we’re willing to answer any questions about where we come from, who we are… the war…. Yea!”
(Ooc: apologies for the format, i dont really like doing this kinda format but ehhhhh i cant color code it properly due to my phone being kinda strange…)
Greetings! Ignore that I haven't answered asks in a while, I was taking.. a nap.
I'd like to clarify first that I am not a fetus, nor a baby, nor a child. I am sixty-four years old.
Second, I'm against dissection myself- no need to kill the subject before studying it, vivisection is much better. Though I've learned you should normally ask permission before performing such an operation, regardless of complications. Outrageous, I know.
Off-topic. Anyway, it's very nice to meet more sentient mechanical beings! Not that I'm one myself-- but I've been acquainted with several in my day.
To answer your questions; Gravity Falls is the town in which I live, Bill Cipher is an entity currently residing in the Theraprism (a mental hospital for interdimensional criminals) where he should stay and rot, and Doritos are a snack humans eat that comes in the shape of a triangle. We tend to compare Cipher to one due to his triangular shape, I assume it's the same way for Starscream.
As for questions from me, hm. I am not well-versed in your dimension whatsoever, I've only briefly visited, so I'd love to know anything you're willing to describe. Though I do find myself particularly intrigued by your mention of a war, if of course you're comfortable with talking about it.
Neapolitan. By that I mean I'll say all of them and actually mean a limited selection. In general, I enjoy physics, mathematics, and biology the most. I am counting mathematics as a science. I like math.
What did you even go that far into the future for? To see the upgrades? How the kids turn out?
Oh, no, no, that was years ago, I had no idea Dipper and Mabel even existed. I worked with the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron for a while until they found out my time documents were time-forged and sent me to the Infinetentiary.
Seeing as I am not there right now, I.. sorted things out, so to speak, but my time tape broke ages ago anyway.
Back on topic, though! The TPAES requires a lot of time traveling! I also worked an odd job in an entirely different eon for a while so it proved to be awfully useful.
How I got to the 206~00s in the first place, er, good question. It was a while ago. Or in a while, depending on how you look at it.