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@sixtysomethingtenyearold
Introduction.
Greetings! Stanford Pines, here, and I seem to be in a.. situation. It is complicated.
My body has been reverted to exactly the way it was at the age of ten, and, well, to say the least I'm against it.
Questions and comments are welcome, as well as suggestions to remedy this. I am currently grounded from "lab time" and cannot research my own solution. I miss lab time.
(Please read the provided "O.O.C." message underneath the cut before interacting.)
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
Get a blood test
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
What- no. You might have anemia
Ah. Well, I'm sure I don't need any help diagnosing that, certainly not a blood test. The last time I had a blood test was five years ago, very unpleasant. I do not.. "fuh wih" it, as the children say.
..Fifty-nine years ago. I said five, didn't I; that happened when I was five years old. Not five years ago. Regardless, I'll dedicate some time into testing myself for anemia, the suggestion is much appreciated.
????
I'm not sure what there is to be confused about in this conversation. We're discussing anemia and the possibility that I may be afflicted. And that a blood test is not necessary because I do not want that and as such I will bend science to my will to avoid it.
..Or perhaps I'm perceiving something wrong and that is not what we're talking about. I am going to bring up autism in hopes that it explains any shortcomings in my ability to pick up any social cues.
No you got the cue right. How are you going to test for anemia without a blood test?
Considering it's a problem specifically with the blood's ability to carry oxygen, that's a very good question! I'll get back to you after I've had nine cups of coffee. I'm on my second, shouldn't be long.
Don't tell anyone I'm on my second cup of coffee. I am technically not supposed to have any coffee.
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
Get a blood test
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
What- no. You might have anemia
Ah. Well, I'm sure I don't need any help diagnosing that, certainly not a blood test. The last time I had a blood test was five years ago, very unpleasant. I do not.. "fuh wih" it, as the children say.
..Fifty-nine years ago. I said five, didn't I; that happened when I was five years old. Not five years ago. Regardless, I'll dedicate some time into testing myself for anemia, the suggestion is much appreciated.
????
I'm not sure what there is to be confused about in this conversation. We're discussing anemia and the possibility that I may be afflicted. And that a blood test is not necessary because I do not want that and as such I will bend science to my will to avoid it.
..Or perhaps I'm perceiving something wrong and that is not what we're talking about. I am going to bring up autism in hopes that it explains any shortcomings in my ability to pick up any social cues.
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
Get a blood test
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
What- no. You might have anemia
Ah. Well, I'm sure I don't need any help diagnosing that, certainly not a blood test. The last time I had a blood test was five years ago, very unpleasant. I do not.. "fuh wih" it, as the children say.
..Fifty-nine years ago. I said five, didn't I; that happened when I was five years old. Not five years ago. Regardless, I'll dedicate some time into testing myself for anemia, the suggestion is much appreciated.
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
Get a blood test
It seems my blog is primarily viewed by the mentally insane. Someone mentioned me going to Disney, and now allowing someone in a cold and bright and overstimulating room to poke me with a shard of metal and drain my blood! I am.. shocked, really, that none of you have grasped the concept of torture.
ever think about trees and mycelium networks?
like damn
Look how pretty they are.
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
What? No, don't be silly. I eat the wrappers first.
Um, hm. Well. I.. suppose money could have possibly been ever so slightly tight, but that has nothing to do with me enjoying paper. And other non-nutritional things. Lately I've been eating pine needles, and Stan's been forcing me to eat three meals every single day so I doubt it's related to hunger.
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
What? No, don't be silly. I eat the wrappers first.
hello, i just wanted to say i think you're really cool and awesome! 😼😼
I agree that I am in fact very cool and awesome. You should have seen me coming out of the portal last year. The absolute pinnacle of drama and showmanship. Magnifique.
Anyway, I'd return the compliment for the sake of being polite but I actually do not know who you are, so for all I know you could be the polar opposite of cool and awesome. But thank you.
*gifts you a bag of those caramel coffee candies* :)))
I've always liked these, the wrappers are especially good.
Have you ever been to the disney parks?
God, no! You're insane if you think I'd willingly go near the mouse! I want nothing to do with it and its.. consumerism.. and greed.. No. Absolutely not. Cancel your Disney+ subscriptions, piracy is free and lets you take screenshots.
putting a baby turtle on ford’s head
Oh, thank you.
I promised my mother I wouldn't be a teen parent, but I am a child, so that doesn't count. This turtle is my son now. His name.. will be Turner.
Well, Connor (the.. handler of this account, so to speak) has finally gotten sick of all the asks piled up in the collective inbox of his whopping three blogs.
Meaning! I am going to be answering every single ask in my own inbox, or deleting the ones I do not feel like answering. I will say; it'd be very funny if people sent more asks and made it even more of a chore for Connor. Ahem.
..Anyway, off to answer those asks. Questions. I do not appreciate that they're called asks.
Hey do you want to know some platypus facts? Trust me on this, they found out a LOT in the last few decades
Please tell me you still have those platypus facts. I need to know. Kindly don't take four months to respond like I did, this is very urgent.
Starscream: “What… is that? We’re seriously talking to some… disgusting organic… fetus?”
Bumblebee: “Alright. FIRST OF ALL. That’s a child, Starscream. A fetus is like… a baby…”
Starscream: “How weak…”
Bumblebee: “No, it’s just how the humans grow.”
Starscream: “Pffft! That’s rather unfortunate.”
Bee: “Will you quit interrupting me???”
Starscream: “Yes, yes.”
Bee: “Hey there! I’m… Bumblebee. Autobot scout! That’s Starscream… and Hot Ro—… ahem… Rodimus Prime in the back. Optimus is out doing a mission today.”
Rodimus: “Bumblebee, you’re a great scout and I love you as a bro but… What’s a Decepticon doing here?”
Bumblebee: “… I… don’t actually know. Optimus just told us he’ll be joining us…?”
Starscream: “Why can’t I join you? I may have been a Decepticon but I can assure you: I am very useful for all your upcoming missio-”
Bumblebee: “WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT WE’RE VERY EXCITED TO MEET MORE HUMANS THAT AREN’T TRYING TO DISSECT US AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT AND MAKE CHEAP COPIES OFF OF US. And uh. We wanted to know what a “Gravity Falls” is? And what a “Bill Cipher” also is and why does everyone refer as both “Bill Cipher” and “Bayverse Starscream” as doritos?… Mainly the “Bill Cipher” part. Thanks!… Oh and we’re willing to answer any questions about where we come from, who we are… the war…. Yea!”
(Ooc: apologies for the format, i dont really like doing this kinda format but ehhhhh i cant color code it properly due to my phone being kinda strange…)
Greetings! Ignore that I haven't answered asks in a while, I was taking.. a nap.
I'd like to clarify first that I am not a fetus, nor a baby, nor a child. I am sixty-four years old.
Second, I'm against dissection myself- no need to kill the subject before studying it, vivisection is much better. Though I've learned you should normally ask permission before performing such an operation, regardless of complications. Outrageous, I know.
Off-topic. Anyway, it's very nice to meet more sentient mechanical beings! Not that I'm one myself-- but I've been acquainted with several in my day.
To answer your questions; Gravity Falls is the town in which I live, Bill Cipher is an entity currently residing in the Theraprism (a mental hospital for interdimensional criminals) where he should stay and rot, and Doritos are a snack humans eat that comes in the shape of a triangle. We tend to compare Cipher to one due to his triangular shape, I assume it's the same way for Starscream.
As for questions from me, hm. I am not well-versed in your dimension whatsoever, I've only briefly visited, so I'd love to know anything you're willing to describe. Though I do find myself particularly intrigued by your mention of a war, if of course you're comfortable with talking about it.
whats your favorite flavour of science
Neapolitan. By that I mean I'll say all of them and actually mean a limited selection. In general, I enjoy physics, mathematics, and biology the most. I am counting mathematics as a science. I like math.
What did you even go that far into the future for? To see the upgrades? How the kids turn out?
Oh, no, no, that was years ago, I had no idea Dipper and Mabel even existed. I worked with the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron for a while until they found out my time documents were time-forged and sent me to the Infinetentiary.
Seeing as I am not there right now, I.. sorted things out, so to speak, but my time tape broke ages ago anyway.
Back on topic, though! The TPAES requires a lot of time traveling! I also worked an odd job in an entirely different eon for a while so it proved to be awfully useful.
How I got to the 206~00s in the first place, er, good question. It was a while ago. Or in a while, depending on how you look at it.
