Two Sisters, Not Two Clearly Insane People

Just because we stole them doesn't make them our donkeys, does it?

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It IS an incredibly young Giancarlo Esposito!!!

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I wish I had this award.

EVRY. GOT. DAM. DAY

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Pralines and Dick

me: i told my friend alex last week who's 1/2 french to find out what the word in french for clit is

   me: she thought it was "la clitoris"

 Jerry: hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

 me: but i had heard "la praline"

 Jerry: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  PRALINE!

 brings new meaning to the scene from waynes world "if benjamin, was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick"

  yesssssssss

 me: YESSSSSSS

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me: what are you doing to kant?

 Jerry: translate, i forgot the other word

  From Was ist Aufklärung?

 me: dudley just put his butt on the computer

 Jerry: or what is enlightenment

  haahahahaha, i love your car

  cat

  slip?

 me: hahaha

  what does "setze" mean?

 Jerry: it's part of the verb, "übersetze" which means translate

  germans break their verbs up a lot

 me: i like that verb

 Jerry: Trust me, it's a bitch dating in Germany

  you have to wait til the end of the sentence to find out of their married or go out with you or have herpes

  i'm not that patient

  they're

  lord

 me: hahahahaha

  i'm crying i'm laughing so hard

 Jerry: for realz, but if you're ever desperate apparently there are a bunch of poorly educated alcoholic men in east germany that need a good time

 me: mmm, yummy

 Jerry: yeah, i hate translating but i learn fun stuff like that

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me: i want to lick brad pitt

Jerry: blech, b.p., i'd slum for george clooney, i'd sacrifice mom in some weird aztec ritual for michael fassbender

 me: ew george clooney is not welcome in my vag

 i should have a cooch sign that says "no clooneys allowed"

 Jerry: yeah, well, brad's peen is covered in anjelina jolie vag slime

  thinl about it

  think*

 me: well he's no matt berry, but really, who is

  you make a good point, though

  angelina ain't got no LV

 Jerry: ugh, NONE

 me: more like vag sludge

 Jerry: she scratches a little, uses those DSL like twice, and oh, i'm a sex goddess, mwa mwa mwaaaaaa