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i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

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We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

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I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

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Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

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mpregeminem

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

sunbeetle

[overestimating the average persons exposure to symbolic sexual dynamics] spiders and mantises eating their partners is overplayed everyone needs to sexualise parasitoid wasps next

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o-blivia

kira-serialfaggot

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

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cherrystrawberrie

I`m not gonna explain myself

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red-mercer

Something something equivalent exchange

mollyjames

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

taykoutmccleod

one could argue that the elrics in fact got the worst of both worlds

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[Image ID: a black and white typography edit of a weevil with a speech bubble that says "don't worry... transsexuals are everywhere!" the entire image is edited to look photocopied and printed. /End ID]

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This is Taim and Tia. I have made several posts over the last few months about their family's fundraiser. Their mother, Eman has an account on tumblr, but it is difficult for her to update it and her instagram due to spotty internet. She and I have exchanged several messages over tumblr dm so I know her family is currently safe.

Donations have been slow lately. Please donate- even a little can go a long way. This fundraiser supports Taim, Tia, their older sister, as well as Eman and Eman's two sisters and parents.

In her messages to me, Eman has told me that she and her family are deeply grateful to everyone who has donated and shared their fundraiser.

As a reminder, this fundraiser was verified by @/el-shab-hussein.

I am reaching out to you with a heavy heart and an urgent plea for a… Ramadan Alhaw needs your support for Help Us Safely Evacuate

o-oluuu

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

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californiagoddess

Chat is this real

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

no. your problems are everyone elses fault and the answer is to kill people

californiagoddess

So true and real thank you for your wisdom ❤️

gaynfl-moved

memes my therapist showed me

#not to be a shithead but this is also true for people that love and look up to you #all are true and untrue at once

rubensmuse

love it so much when ppl draw DA2 comics/fanart and they put the little blood splotch on their custom Hawke's nose (regardless of whether they usually have it in canon) to distinguish them as their Hawke, but Hawke nontheless. Perry The Platypus sort of scenario. "Oh, a Dragon Age OC?" *adds blood splotch* "HAWKE the Dragon Age OC?!"

miss-oranje

on a second DA:I playthrough i’m noticing so much more foreshadowing in companion/advisor dialogue of how cadash/adaar/lavellan/tracelyan as a person HAS to be obliterated by the inquisition as a political, religious, and narrative force and the title of inquisitor.

mother giselle tells you from the beginning it doesn’t matter what you believe about being/not being the herald; you are an icon to the common people and the chantry.

josephine tells you after the truth about “andraste”/justinia is revealed in the fade—it doesn’t matter what you saw or felt, only what is remembered collectively.

dorian tells you if you ask to go with him to tevinter—you can never undo being the inquisitor, and would take away his agency just by being there.

varric tells you in haven that you’re a tragic hero, and asks at the wicked grace game if there is still a “you” separate from the inquisitor.

solas tells you in skyhold, if you tell him you intend to disband the inquisition, that the power you’ve amassed can’t be destroyed, and will only pass to less worthy hands if you relinquish it.

and all of that is just off the top of my head and comes up before ameridan’s name is ever mentioned.

and it’s all been said before but like! fuck! truth is the game was rigged from the start! you’ve been COOKED, inquisitor! YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME! it’s so fucking good