OdyssEYYY

I'm fucking Odyssey, the god of a lot of stuff. Mostly narcissism, nipples and smoke clouds. Acid rapper, most commonly known as poetic rap. I love life and I think of everything as a learning experience, take every challenge with a smile on your face. I love you ^-^

[sequals]

eat ya girl out, hold her hand, buy her nice shit, grab her ass when another nigga looking at it, it’s not that hard to keep a girl happy

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[apatia-mortale]

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[princesssmack]

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legendary

[momma-rose]

jealousy is so fucking gross and scary?

“yeah i told him not to talk to other girls”

“she’s not allowed to have guy friends”

?????

your relationship is so unhealthy please break up and get therapy???

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[babybenji]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[blueskypedal]

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[skeeech]

Knife sharpening? NOPE.

[lameasstrology]

the signs when you're their crush

aries: you’re actually already dating them sorry

taurus: internally screams when you are around

gemini: waits impatiently for you to love them back

cancer: lowkey about it but also simultaneously drops massive hints in your direction like if you miss it i don’t know what to tell you

leo: pretends they didn’t dress/do their hair to suit your preferences

virgo: makes you a mixtape but never gives it to you

libra: they try to be the best versions of themselves that they could be

scorpio: knows you 439043982340 times better than you know yourself, has completely and utterly fallen in love with all of the little things you do, probably dreams about you on a regular basis

sagittarius: like leo, except they don’t really need to change anything. they’ve already won. it’s too late.

capricorn: spends sleepless nights trying to figure out if you two will work out, reads a wikihow article on asking out their crush

aquarius: makes you a mixtape and actually gives it to you. but then they make mixtapes for all their friends hoping you won’t notice you’re their crush. but you are. but you also aren’t.

pisces: ignores you but marries you and has five kids with you in their head

[tastefullyoffensive]

[wadewilson-parker]

Sweet move

Deadpool’s secret secret wars #1

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[tattoome]

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