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the indetermined gendered urge to bomb my entire blog

#struggled between choosing to write masculine urge and feminine urge and gave up #i just want to . explode it #with some form of explosive #... not delete it i wouldn't do that

jame7t

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

cat-hybridcellbit

Tags were too good to ignore.

knicrow

some of the best comments

knicrow

more of the best comments

#skeetle reblogs

sloppystyle

#prev 💀#skeetle reblogs

some1 sent me a message abt 1 of my fics and im going to cry (happily) waugh

#... i should. update it. the thing is. halfwritten #the people waiting for me to update r suffering for a year now #sobs

good-or-bad-luck

hey no you can still click directly to reblogs you just cant hit the blogs name. you have to hit the space around it

this area. if you hover over it it gives a visual cue and you are sent to the reblog. if you hit the user it sends you to their blog directly

perpetual--motion--machine

#first cockring now hitboxes?#imma pack my hobo bindle and go straight to hell might as well #skeetle reblogs #:skull emoji:

spoopyium

shout out to @voidofsp-ace for giving me this idea I had to draw it

skeetlehand

@the-neighborhood-rando

#i just thought you should see this #hehe #skeetle reblogs #splatoon

kebma-deactivated20231017

what kind of beautiful is the person you rbed this from?

beautiful like...

the sun

the moon

the ocean

the forest

the stars

Voting ended onJun 10, 2023

#surprisingly forest vibes. i thinks its all the snakes /hj (aff)#ehehehe #skeetle reblogs

adventures-in-poor-planning

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

adventures-in-poor-planning

Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:

1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)

2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!

3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!

4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them

whencartoonsruletheworld

5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?

#agree with the above #consider: people who r afraid of dogs in public parks #ever since i moved to college er... the various parks around campus r full of unleashed dogs #and those walkable roads r NARROW ...and personally im a little afraid of excitable dogs #ok not a little afraid BIG afraid. i like a good pupper just not one that runs up to me. im very short and easily knockoverable #and there are signs but like. apparently people really like having unleashed dogs or something #skeetle reblogs

hawkeyedflame

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

hawkeyedflame

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

#skeetle reblogs

veronicainnit

Tommy and Friend

#augh augh colors #skeetle reblogs #dsmp tommy

effemimaniac

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

dorisdank

Maybe you're just hot?

effemimaniac

I mean it helps also

the-neighborhood-rando

@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-

prettykittylinn

you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes

skeetlehand

gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

the-neighborhood-rando

Says the Gay (tm) boy

skeetlehand

dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff

the-neighborhood-rando

You couldn't

skeetlehand

im goin g to kiss women and prove yuo worng.

#dear ender #why hast thou adopted my letter format. perhaps thee finds me inspiring #ps. why is this post focusing on me gayness when we should be looking at you the originator of all of this #for your next trick yuour going to give prinny a. hug. horrendous. then ill die from exposure to radiation #with love lex #skeetle reblogs

effemimaniac

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

dorisdank

Maybe you're just hot?

effemimaniac

I mean it helps also

the-neighborhood-rando

@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-

prettykittylinn

you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes

skeetlehand

gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

the-neighborhood-rando

Says the Gay (tm) boy

skeetlehand

dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff

#dear ender #i hope this message puts you out of your lunch #with love; lex #/j #skeetle reblogs

effemimaniac

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

dorisdank

Maybe you're just hot?

effemimaniac

I mean it helps also

the-neighborhood-rando

@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-

prettykittylinn

you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes

skeetlehand

gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

#stares at you two judgingly. yuh uh.#skeetle reblogs #sniff

realpokemon

how young is appropriate to start a pokémon journey

under 4 (postnatal abortion)

4-6

7-9

10-12 (normal)

12-15

15-18

18+ (?????)

Voting ended onMay 29, 2023

if you've gone on one then add in the tags

#i died laughing at the options what the hell is with 4< ahahahaha #i think sending your 10 yo out into the world with their fresh caught electric rat is the standard though yeah.#with their living income derived from beating other peoples animals #facing fearsome foes such as miserable salary men on their way home to the wife. old nanas. various gang members themed and unthemed.#sounds about right #and of course their neighbor kid who hates/and or wants to beat them (pre gen 5) or is friendly competion for Pokemon Governer (post gen 6)#ahhhh remember the days when your rival was a douche who wouldnt even spit on you if you were on fire. <insert new gen boomer joke>#skeetle reblogs

frightstricken-deactivated20260

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

frightstricken-deactivated20260

herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

frightstricken-deactivated20260