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@skeetlehand
the indetermined gendered urge to bomb my entire blog
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Tags were too good to ignore.
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some1 sent me a message abt 1 of my fics and im going to cry (happily) waugh
hey no you can still click directly to reblogs you just cant hit the blogs name. you have to hit the space around it
this area. if you hover over it it gives a visual cue and you are sent to the reblog. if you hit the user it sends you to their blog directly
shout out to @voidofsp-ace for giving me this idea I had to draw it
@the-neighborhood-rando
what kind of beautiful is the person you rbed this from?
beautiful like...
the sun
the moon
the ocean
the forest
the stars
Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs
Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:
1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)
2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!
3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!
4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them
5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?
it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner
when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.
when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.
what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.
Tommy and Friend
autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.
Maybe you're just hot?
I mean it helps also
@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-
you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes
gay? on my dash? more likely than you think
Says the Gay (tm) boy
dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff
You couldn't
im goin g to kiss women and prove yuo worng.
autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.
Maybe you're just hot?
I mean it helps also
@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-
you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes
gay? on my dash? more likely than you think
Says the Gay (tm) boy
dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff
autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.
Maybe you're just hot?
I mean it helps also
@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-
you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes
gay? on my dash? more likely than you think
how young is appropriate to start a pokémon journey
under 4 (postnatal abortion)
4-6
7-9
10-12 (normal)
12-15
15-18
18+ (?????)
if you've gone on one then add in the tags
jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today
herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today
no......... i shant say.......................
And they were pier-mates!!
Happy MerMay