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What is Motherland : Fort Salem and should I watch it?
Fort Salem is a new series that shows an alternative version of America where witches offered a deal in Salem. They would serve as soldiers in the USA military and fight it’s enemies in exchange for safety. Witches are essentially slave soldiers. Except for special circumstances they don’t have a choice but to sign up for the military. But they are not treated as slaves. Society practically worships them. Americans fawn over them even more then over regular soldiers
The story is centered around three girls as they enter basic training :
Tally is naive idealistic young girl. She grew up in a matrifocal community(only women). She actually believes the military propaganda and thinks that being a soldier actually means helping make the world a better place. Even though she was one of the few who had a dispensation she willingly chose to sign up Raelle is cynical angry girl that comes from poverty who just recently lost her mother. She hates the military and sees joining them as essentially the end of her life
Abigail is an arrogant and stuck up girl that comes from a legendary military family and wants to go to the top at any cost
Is it gay?
Yes it’s very gay.
Is it well written?
Surprisingly yes. I fully expected it to be the kind of mediocre writing that we are used to see from the CW and Freeform but it’s actually quite compelling. There is interesting world building and so far the characters are well devleoped and there doesn’t seem to be drama for drams sake
What about the CGI?
The CGI effects are surprisingly good and magic is presented in a creative way
Is it military propaganda?:
Not really. It’s actually a good depiction of how problematic the military is
So who is the bad guy?
They are called the Spree. Terrorist of Freedom fighting witches depending your perspective who fight against the military industrial complex not just in the USA but all over the world. Unfortunately they tend to do this by regularly slaughtering thousand of civilians
If you didnt make "potions" as a child, were you even a child to begin with?
🍃 spooky in the summer watchlist 🍂
🍁 to make it feel like fall🍁
Practical Magic (1998, film)
Hocus Pocus (1993, film)
Salem (2014-2017, series)
Penny Dreadful (2014-2016, series)
American Horror Story (2011-, series)
The Craft (1996, film)
Dracula 2000 (2000, film)
Trick ‘r Treat (2007, film)
The VVitch (2015, film)
Hostel Part 2 (2007, film)
Ginger Snaps (2000, film)
Sleepy Hollow* (1999, film) *even though johnny depp is canceled
The Conjuring (2013, film)
American Mary (2012, film)
May (2002, film)
Scream Queens (2015, series)
Ghost Stories (2017, film)
Lore (2017, series)
Castle Rock (2018, series)
reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?
Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?
Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess
the biggest april fool’s day joke is always the fact that it’s april bc i swear to you yesterday was mid-february
this is usually true but not for fucking 2020 because yall march lasted for literally 7 years and the fact that it’s only april 1st is wild
normally i couldnt give less of a shit about easter-themed stuff but the fact that the eggs are named “sky eggs” “earth eggs” “water eggs” etc really makes it about 15x more appealing to me
I wish 😂❤️
#everyone in 2020 be like
#january february and march in 3 gifs
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
Reblogging again because theres some new friends/followers on this account that might need this today.
stardew valley???
in my animal crossing???
its more likely than you think
creator id: MA-1346-8293-4941
Contagion (2011) dir. Steven Soderbergh
Poseidon
God of sea, earthquakes, storms and horses
I admittedly spent way too much time making this but I'm so damn happy with how well I got it to turn out.