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don’t even fucking think about addressing this

YOU KNOW 🤔 they say that all men 👬 are created 🟰EQUAL ⚖️ but you look at ☝️ME☝️and you look at 🇼🇸SAMOA JOE🇼🇸 and you can see that statement💬 is ❌NOT🚫 true. See 👀 normally if you go 1️⃣ ON 1️⃣ with another 🤼WRESTLER 🤼‍♂️ you got a 50/50 chance of winning 🏆 But I'm a 🧬GENETIC FREAK🧬 and I'm 🚫NOT 🙅‍♂️ NORMAL! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat 👉ME👈 Then you add 🇺🇸Kurt Angle🏅 to the mix⁉️ your chances of WINNING🏆… DRASTIC‼️ go 📉DOWN👎. See the 3️⃣ way at Sacrifice 🔥 you got a 33 1/3 chance of WINNING🏆 … ‼️BUT I‼️, got a 66 and 2/3 chance of 🏅 WINNING 🏆 , because 🇺🇸Kurt Angle 💭KNOWS🧠 he can't beat me and he's not even gonna TRY 😏 So 🇼🇸 SAMOA JOE 🇼🇸 you take your 33 1/3 chance ⚖️ minus➖ my 25% chance 🧮 and you got an 8 1/3 chance of 🏆 WINNING 🏅 at Sacrifice 🔥 BUT THEN ‼️ you take my 75% chance of 🏆 WINNING🏅 if we was to go 🧍‍♂️ ON 🧍‍♂️, and then add 66 2/3 per cents 🧮 I got 141 2/3 chance of 🏆 WINNING🏅 at Sacrifice 🔥 SEE JOE 👀🇼🇸 the NUMBERS 🔢 don't lie, and they spell 💥DISASTER🌪 for you at Sacrifice‼️