BLESSED UP HUSTLER PARADIGM BUSTER🥇🌎🔑

Unleashing my beams and blasts || Working on a gayass fangame || Ask me about my OCs/worldbuilding O__o || Commission me!

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Faust Guilty Gear Bald Bitch Fancam Dot Em Pee Four.

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[dragoncarrion]

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[missinglaterals]

3D attack of @naninadz's Brayden!

(character is a he/him lesbian btw!)

[MY ARTFIGHT]

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

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eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[kingbeeleth]

im so sad that this world is mine cover is so obscure because its so fucking ass and it haunts me every day

[eyedivinecybermancy]

Jordan peterson

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[vengeancect]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[tainaronian]

i have somehow never seen The Architect And The Builder reposted to tumblr so i have to do that shit myself

[anxietyproblem]

[leolaroot]

they had an understanding of asmr back in hunter gatherer days and there was always somebody who's job it was to whisper at bedtime and tap their acrylic nails on a mammoth bone or something

[leolaroot]

this was lost from our human knowledge due to pompeii

[maidslime]

Saw a post making fun of vegans and yeah a lot of vegans suck but I remember when I was vegetarian for like ten years the ways meat eaters treated me were just as annoying, if not worse, than the average vegan. Like it'd be daily bullshit. Sometimes it'd be a coworker doing the "I'll eat an extra burger for you!" sometimes it'd be the work place telling you they accommodated you at the work party cuz they got Mac n cheese, acting like the bacon in its not a big deal and you only get to have lunch cuz the religious ladies knew what was going to happen and they shared with you. Sometimes people straight up try to force you to eat meat. Like I'm not joking when I say being vegetarian was bringing me near daily harassment, especially in the work place, but people just do not respect you no matter the excuse. The ladies who did it for religious purposes had people treat them like shit (racism etc) and then me being like "meat makes me sick" would be mocked. Like. Idk. I dislike self righteous vegans but the average American meat eater™ tangibly was so much worse.

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Mildly shocked by how few people are wearing masks outside rn... Girl the AQI is over 400

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Like it's not even microbial like diseases are you can see the fucking smog with your eyeballs.

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Mildly shocked by how few people are wearing masks outside rn... Girl the AQI is over 400