I need your love like a boy needs his mothers side

This blog is now rated t for trash.

[skeleton-boners]

Ever

Think your life isn't going great because you were supposed to be a teen-age suicide?

[bob-belcher]

[champagnepuppies]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

[blacklodge2]

fuck with a psych major then

[champagnepuppies]

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

[gaterade]

fuck with an art major then

[champagnepuppies]

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Fuck with a film major

[champagnepuppies]

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

[heart2big]

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

[kushandwizdom]

I love my solitude but I was meant to be a lover.

Rachel Wolchin

(via

kushandwizdom

)

[supreme]

[thefairywzard]

bury your gays

[onesliceofthot]

four bros, chillin in a sandpit, one foot apart cause they’re all gay

[ivsaur]

[famousinmyhead]

Ill never not reblog this!

[hand]

when you’re feeling all sad and emotional but then you remember who you are

[aquarianwisp-deactivated2025092]

Witchcraft in a nutshell

[silver-featherclock]

I will never not reblog this.

[lamplightwitch]

Accurate

[breelandwalker]

Always reblog Tia Dalma as the embodiment of witchcraft in a nutshell.

[oliverscott-blog1]

Yes daddy

[skeleton-boners]

i dont think ill see the day where i truly dont want to kill myself

[just-shower-thoughts]

If road crews were paid by distance rather than by hour, construction would get done a lot quicker

[rascova]

[zoomerbro]

I made these last year and people loved them, I’m going to make another batch. This is the sweater yo. 

Available here

[twofish]

I got this sweatshirt for my brother for Christmas last year. A+ sweatshirt. Would recommend.

[zoomerbro]

yeee

[yan-wo]

[versrights-deactivated20180511]

it’s not tumblr if you haven’t followed at least 1 kpop blog disguised as an aesthetic blog. ur like “wow pretty” and when u least expect it there’s a thousand pictures of “that” guy from “that” group and u just don’t kno why

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

this year changed me. like who am i