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[holymusestorm]

“Goodness~ I am so sorry, darling~ I did not mean to frighten you.” Mettaton gasped, bending down to grab his cousin’s headphones. They were his prized possession after all. He carefully placed them back on Napstablook’s head. “You don’t wanna lose these, darling~ They are very important to you.” He then gently wrapped his robotic arms around Napstablook and embraced him. “Ooooohhh….~ Don’t cry darling… everything is okay now~ I’m sorry for being gone for so long.” 

[skeletonheelstone]

Oh no.........here come the water works again.  

Was that a smile now? The fact that Mettaton was so thoughtful as to do that for them really made them teary eyed. “no.........I’m sorry....these tears are good ones....” Their small ghostly arms wrapped around the other to return the hug. “it’s good to have you back.....shyren really missed you too.”

[mercystick]

They blink in surprise when she starts to laugh, which is quickly replaced by confusion. In response they simply tighten their grip on the staff.

“Well, er, you look human…” It’s true, they’d simply assumed she was human based on her appearance. They’d have to account for that in the future, they supposed. They shake heir head.

“If you aren’t human, then…you are a monster I’ve never seen before.”

They weren’t aware of any monsters being overly human looking like her, although it might explain the height and the hair

[skeletonheelstone]

“You mean...you don’t know?” Rose reached down, placing a hand over her tummy, her fingers brushing over the facets of her gem fixed in it. If monsters were all this human knew then something was going terribly wrong. 

“It’s alright, I will not harm you.” Her voice was soft as was her gaze, “Have you never heard of a crystal gem before?” She removed her hand from her gem, motioning towards it. “I am the leader of the crystal gems, I only look human because this form is an illusion. Like you, I also fight to protect.”

[skeletonheelstone]

you seem a little down, buddy, perhaps a joke will lift your spirits? *insert rimshot here*

...?

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!!!

“ha.......hahaha....I get it.” Napstablook nods, they have definitely perked up at that punchline. Seems like they were feeling up to it that time. “uh...thank you. sorry if I was bringing you down.”

[holymusestorm]

“Blooky, darling~” Mettaton stood over Napstablook with his hands resting on his hips. “Don’t worry dear, I have finally arrived~ You must of been so looneeelyyy…. without me~ Can you ever forgive me?” He made various dramatic hand gestures with his robot arms to express how apologetic he was. 

[skeletonheelstone]

With these headphones on, Blook didn’t even notice their robot cousin walk in. When his face was in their view, they nearly jumped- er, jolted straight up as they we not expecting him so suddenly. “M-Mettaton!” Their headphones flew from their head and tears began to form in their eyes. “oh....oh no. I...I’m sorry......you really gave me a fright, you know.....” They floated closer to him but avoided his gaze. “I.......I didn’t know you would be back so soon......I’m glad to see you.” As if the tears weren’t evident enough.

[skeletonheelstone]

Time to lay low and watch the universe expand. This ghost will be here if anyone wishes to talk to them, but no pressure if not. They don’t wanna be a bother.

[mercystick]

The human before them is…odd. To begin with she was taller than they remembered humans to ever grow to, and surely that mane of hair was impossible to move with? As she approaches, they find themselves gripping their staff tight, all that pink on her combined with the way she moved and her dress–it brought up vague memories of their time before the Underground, vague but painful.

Her gentle tone calms them somewhat at least, and it had been a long time since someone called them ‘little one’, but they keep themselves on guard. There was no telling what this human could do after all.

“I fight to protect.” They rest the end of their staff against the ground, the wooden heart at its head standing level with their face. “I serve all monsters, and keep the Underground safe for them.” A long pause, and they add, “Especially from humans.”

They emphasize the word, staring pointedly at her, as if daring her to do something to a monster now.

[skeletonheelstone]

Rose rested a hand on her chest as she listened to the human’s moving words. They reminded her of her own from a time when humans needed her help. Her lips were slightly parted in surprise, she intended to ask what had happened in the time she had been gone.

That was, until they pointed their staff at her, accusing her of being a human. Never mind that this human was fighting other humans, but was helping a race of beings she was unaware existed before. Monsters? Did they mean the corrupted gems? Of course she refused to harm them as well, only bubble them so they would not harm others. That opened up another world of matters she would have to get to the bottom of.

But first, she couldn’t help but start laughing at the accusation. “What!? What made you think I was a human?" Were all she could get out between fits of giggles.

[mountsilver]

Peridot smiled that sounded like fun gems didn’t need to eat but Amethyst seemed like she had a good time with it. “Ooh could I?” She squeaked walking closer to Amethyst to feel the soft cape.

[skeletonheelstone]

“Heck yeah you can!” Amethyst laughed and nearly shoved the crown onto Peridot’s head. In hindsight, it was probably easier to do that what with her triangle shaped hair and all. She grinned mischievously as she removed the cape from herself and draped it around the other gem’s shoulders.

“Oh your majesty, you look charming.” Amethyst spoke in a very hammy tone and knelt on one knee, taking Peridot’s hand in hers to kiss the back of her palm.

[skeletonheelstone]

dear mun

“oh.........you wanted to pick me? you really don’t have to do that.....there are other more interesting characters out there than me. but uh, I’ll be here if you like.”

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[skeletonheelstone]

mercystick

What an interesting young human, the likes of one Rose has not seen in some time especially for their garb. In fact...was that armor? It was familiar with its emblem, it reminded her of her own. The fact that they were armored was another matter however...troubling even. Her brow furrowed, did something happen while she was gone? Had another war broken out between the gems and humans? Her expression steadily grew more concerned the more she studied the human.

She took a step forward, her mane of pink curls shifting around her shoulders. Her lips were pursed as she considered her words before speaking aloud in a gentle tone. “Little one...what is it you are fighting for?”

[mountsilver]

Acdc was nervous now he could tell he was treading on thin ice. “I…err he was so scared he had to be carried out on his mama’s back when everything was done.” Acdc swished his tail nervously hoping Kars didn’t catch that slip. “Yeah it was pretty troublesome he’s not allowed back to the shoe place.” He mumbled feeling slightly ashamed letting his tail droop.

[skeletonheelstone]

...

Kars was silent, knowing for certain that Acdc was referring to himself especially when he switched his body language. “I see.” He tilted his head at Acdc, “And you did not cry once, you say? It must have been hard to stay calm with that other one there. At least next time when you need to change them, you will not have to worry about that, hm?”

[mountsilver]

“Oh… well it looks quite nice on you.” Peridot smiled then cocked her head as Amethyst continued. “Cake? What is that? Is it like a prize?” Recently Peridot had started trying to learn as many things about this planet and it’s weird customs.

[skeletonheelstone]

“A very delicious surprise!” Amethyst grinned, clasping her hands together. “It’s sweet and can come in many flavors, I’ll have to show you sometime.”  She laughed sheepishly, thinking back to the other gem’s compliment. “But uh...hey, thanks. Wanna try em on?”

[mountsilver]

“What are you wearing?” Peridot had just been wandering when she found her new friend. She thought the cape and crown looked quite nice on her.

[skeletonheelstone]

“Oh you know, just some junk we wore on Steven’s birthday.” She shrugged, chuckling at Peridot’s sudden appearance. “It’s a weird human tradition but hey, at least you get cake out of it.”

[skeletonheelstone]

“How quaint it is that there are still people in this day and age who think I have a birthday during this time and so refuse to celebrate.”

[mountsilver]

Acdc paused to watch Kars and frowned. “Well umm th-there was another boy there he was really scared.” Acdc lied walking off trying to lead Kars to the place he picked out for their picnic. “He…he was so scared he kicked the farrier and broke his nose.” He paused to gauge Kars’ reaction.

[skeletonheelstone]

Kars followed loosely beside the other, listening and growing more suspicious about this other boy Acdc was talking about. He would not point it out, but it was becoming obvious that Acdc was referring to himself. His reaction was subtle and his voice calm, “There should be no reason to be afraid, I would think it would only be more troublesome. How did he manage afterwards?”

[skeletonheelstone]

“Huh, didn’t think these were here.” Well, no one is looking. Time for Amethyst to kick back and recline in this regal looking chair. Yep. She’s King in this town.

[skeletonheelstone]

“I got shoes! I got shoes!” Acdc cried out in excitement. As Kars came outside Acdc pranced in a circle around his friend much like a show pony in order to bring out the best sounds from his new shoes.

“It was fun I didn’t even cry once when I got them!” He beamed however that was a lie he had fussed and whined and kicked the whole time his mother even had to hold his hand but he wouldn’t let Kars know that he wanted his friend to think he was brave.

“Why would you cry?” Everyone knows that getting shoes doesn’t hurt that badly. Kars was skeptical as he crossed his arms and watched as Acdc pranced around him, nodding at the clicking of his feet. “Well in any case, congratulations.” He unwrapped his arms, letting his hands rest at his sides.