rp bruh

Katie's musebox *loud trombone noise* i don't actually know how to drive this thing I only rp with people I know.

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♧ Thanos, he shouldn't be touching Tae's lab equipment :V

Thanos gave a small yelp in surprise before retracting his hand away from the small rubber bulb of the blood pressure cuff. He gave his lady an apologetic look.“I’m sorry my la- err doctor I was simply curious I have never seen such a device before.” He explained.

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“You could have asked first, you know.” He had never seen a blood pressure cuff before? Just what was he exactly? “It’s for testing blood pressure. Here.” She gestured at him to take a seat. Hopefully the band would fit around him, now that she thought of it as she eyed his massive arms.

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Thanos blinked and quickly sat down. “Ahh blood pressure?” Thanos didn’t know a lot about human biology and was growing curious. “Doctor may I ask you a question? Why did you become a doctor?” Ever since he had found her again Thanos couldn’t understand why his lady was doing the complete opposite of her usualy job.

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♧ Thanos, he shouldn't be touching Tae's lab equipment :V

Thanos gave a small yelp in surprise before retracting his hand away from the small rubber bulb of the blood pressure cuff. He gave his lady an apologetic look.“I’m sorry my la- err doctor I was simply curious I have never seen such a device before.” He explained.

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Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

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cosumuse:

Wait, he wasn’t a patient? Not that it really mattered since as she pointed out, purple skin and wrinkly chins weren’t exactly conditions she was prepared for treating in med school. 

“Hold on. You’re telling me you’re the reason it was hell on earth here not long ago?” And what was this gauntlet business about? “It sounds like you have the wrong person, I don’t specialize in gauntlets.” Though she knew someone who could probably help him with that, she wasn’t about to send this guy Iwai’s way, he had enough on his plate as it was.

Still, a man on his knees begging her forgiveness was a welcome sight. Even if he had the wrong person, she really could use a cup of coffee right now.

“You know what? Fine.” She sat down at her desk, making sure her chair was swiveled so that she was facing him, legs crossed and clipboard in hand. “Get me some coffee and I will sort this out.” A nicely polished black mug was handed to him, gifted to her by her favorite patient whom she intended to contact once she had a chance to ask him if he knew this guy.

“I’ll take mine black today, thanks. And don’t call me your lady, Doctor is just fine.”

Thanos nodded and slowly looked back up at Tae and began to stand again. “Yes of course you have no need of gauntlets with powers like yours.” He looked around his lady’s office but snapped his head to attention and listened closely to her request. “C-coffee? Black of course my la-” He cocked his head wondering where the title of Doctor came from but he was never one to deny a request from his lady so Doctor it was. “Of course err Doctor.” He smiled taking the mug and stepping carefully out of the office and glancing down the street before walking off.

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cosumuse:

My lady? Was this guy serious? As serious as a giant purple man could be anyway.

Sigh.

“Unless you’re here as a patient, I’m not interested. Though, I don’t think I’m the right person to ask as far as cosmetic surgery goes. Do you need a referral?”

“C-cosmetic?” Thanos stepped back a little surprised at his lady’s bluntness. “N-no my lady you misunderstand me I mean to return to my original position working under you.” He paused and wrung his hands together.

“I know you may still be upset over that whole gauntlet thing and nearly destroying the universe in the process but my lady I mean to make things right by you again.” He explained before getting down on one knee. “Please I’ll do anything for you my lady.”

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“My lady...what will it take to win your affection?”

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cosumuse:

Waver could tell Berserker was struggling to get the words out so when he spoke, he gave the other an understanding nod. He almost felt bad for prying.

“Alright, I get you. So you’re looking for something to give to her.” He hummed thoughtfully as he glanced over the collections of chocolate that the servant had been mulling over. There were many different types ranging from dark to white and various fillings in some. Eventually he picked up one of the more simpler ones.

“I don’t know her tastes but some of these might be a little grown up for her, maybe this one will do?”

Lancelot was grateful the young master was so patient with him and gave him a small toothy smile before glancing back at the chocolate. “N͡e̴̢̨e͟͝d̀͘͟ ͠s̀̀͢o̸m͟͞e̛͜t͘h́͞in̢͠ǵ͢ c̸̴͝u̵͢͡ų̧u҉͢ţ̸̵è́.͢” He grabbed a heart shaped box colored pink with a cute animal mascot. “P̸͞e̴͝r̀͡f͞e̵ç͘t͠ ̸f̨o̧͞r̕͟ ͜͡Sá̵̶k̴̨̧ųrà͢.̛” He grinned he was sure his master would be happy with him now.

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cosumuse:

These servants were good at keeping Waver on his toes, and here he thought it was just Rider. If this were still the fourth holy grail war, he would have been fearing for his life right about now but instead here he was shopping for chocolates with Berserker. He had been looking around the shop to make sure no one else noticed the strange man and his unsettling voice.

“Thinking about your master, huh? Even though he left you all alone like this?”

It was true he hadn’t seen his master in a while but that wasn’t unusual and he really only ever saw him sparingly. So he didn’t really know the best way to explain why his master was constantly absent. Lancelot frowned his thoughts getting muddled making it harder for him to get his words out. He grunted and mouthed a few things. “There͏'s ̕a͞ lit̡t͜le͝ gii͠irrll͜.” Lancelot still wasn’t sure exactly what his master’s relationship with the little girl just that she was important to him.

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cosumuse:

The sudden chilling, unexpected voice right behind Waver caused him to jump. Surprisingly, nothing was knocked over save for a few boxes of chocolates but he did find himself backed up against the shelf he was looking at.

“B-Berserker!?” He whispered in complete shock, trying to stop himself from shaking too much now. “What are you doing here, I thought I told you to stay put!” Not only that but his armor was gone?! The only reason he knew it was Berserker was because of that recognizable distorted voice. 

Lancelot loomed over Waver for a moment before kneeling over to pick up the fallen chocolates. “S̢͜o͜r̛͝r͝y̨y͜y̢y͝ w̛aa͘͘͢s͏̧s̨s̀͠ ̛͝cu҉̡r̡í̵ǫ̷͢u̷̕͞s͟s̡s̨͏͏s̕͟.̕.͘.” He thought again for a moment considering the chocolate. “Tho̡úg͏ht͜tt̴ ̡mas͜sster͝ŕr wo̧uld ͏w̕an̶n̕t ch͡o͡co҉la̴tee͠ee̢..” If not for himself for the little girl his master was worried about.

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cosumuse:

The shop Waver had in mind wasn’t too far from where he ran into Berserker thankfully. If the other were to catch up, he would find him staring intently at the different brands of chocolates. He had already picked out a set of dark chocolates for Berserker and was now trying to find the perfect set for Rider occasionally murmuring a few things to himself about each one.

Lancelot wandered aimlessly through town before spotting Waver in a small sweets shop. He slowly walked towards him until he was close behind him and observed the chocolates himself before speaking up. “M̀an̡y o͜ptioņss͠s̡s͟.”

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cosumuse:

“Whoa okay, I heard you loud and clear. Dark it is then.” That pause had Waver wondering what it was he was thinking under there and if so, how clearly could he think as a berserker. Could he even take that helmet off to have some chocolate? Oh well, he had already made his promise and didn’t want to disappoint the guy now.

“Well I’m off then, don’t stray too far. I won’t be gone long.”

And like that, Waver took off to find some chocolates for Rider and Berserker.

With a light thud and a clatter Lancelot plopped himself on the ground and began to hum. But after too long he began to grow curious he hadn’t had much of a chance to explore modern society with Kariya and decided he’d tail Waver. But first he knew he needed to blend in.

It felt strange to set aside his armor for more casual attire and he frowned as he tried to find Rider’s master again.

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cosumuse: 

“I mean, it wouldn’t be right if you were left all by yourself without some.” Especially after seeing Berserker like this, most of the time Waver had seen him he was going rogue. It was interesting knowing there was still someone beneath that armor somewhere.

“What kind do you like?”

Lancelot paused for a moment and didn’t know what to think it had been a while since someone had shown any real care for how he felt. He was warming up to Waver and for a brief moment wondered what he’d be like as a master.

Lancelot beamed and shook with excitement his armor rattling and clanking. “D̶͠a̡̧ŕķ.͏..̴͡I͠l̢i̶͝k͜ę̕ ̨͠d̨̕͠a͘aa͡ą̀r̴̵r̷̀r̢k͜k͜͡͝k͝.” Followed by more unintelligible berserker noises.

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cosumuse:

“All alone, huh?” He wasn’t going to dig any further but he couldn’t deny the fact he felt a little bad for the berserker.

His next question though, that caught him off guard.

“N-No…not yet. I was just about to go buy him some.” It was true enough that he was after pacing his room debating with whether he wanted to try making some from scratch. Ultimately he figured it would be less messy and a lot quicker to just buy some, especially with living in such a small home.

“Do you want me to bring you back some?”

Lancelot cocked his head at the boy and thought for a moment. He wasn’t sure the exact relationship of Rider and his master but he was sure he felt something similar a long time ago. Smiling under his helm he nodded when Waver told him he was buying some chocolate but cocked his head again when he asked if he wanted some. “Ć͞͝h̀͡oc̴o̷oo̶o̷̧l̸a͏̷́te.̷̛.̕͢.̧f͞o̵͟r̸͝͡ ̴̧m̡e͟͝e̡̧͟ę͜e?͏̵̢” He asked surprised the boy would do something like that for him.

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� Asterios trots up with a box of chocolates for whoever gets them first.

Yes hello, him big and Medb is here for this and his chocolates.

“Oh my, aren’t you a sweetheart!” She clapped her hands together in glee. “Are these for me?”

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cosumuse:

“And cute to boot, any lady would be lucky to have you.” She teased as she placed her gloves back on, giggling happily. “Aw, you’re very welcome! And please, you can call me Medb. It’s no trouble at all.”

Asterios smiled feeling a bit better. “Medb...is...nice.”

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� Asterios trots up with a box of chocolates for whoever gets them first.

Yes hello, him big and Medb is here for this and his chocolates.

“Oh my, aren’t you a sweetheart!” She clapped her hands together in glee. “Are these for me?”

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cosumuse:

She giggled as she was scooped into the large man’s arms, having never been held quite like this before. Removing her gloves, she reached up and patted some of Asterios’ bangs aside so she could get a better glimpse of his face. “I can tell.” She whispered as she leaned in, planting a kiss on his cheek. “You’re such a sweet boy, Asterios.”

Asterios had turned a very deep shade of red after that kiss. But he was so happy to be treated in such a way and by a queen no less. He set her down gently and began to fiddle with his fingers. “Thank you...ma’am.” He said quietly almost a whisper.

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cosumuse:

“You want…chocolate?”

That wasn’t something Waver ever expected to hear from berserker in his lifetime.

“Is your master not around to supply you with some?”

The knight tilted his head at the smaller boy. “N͆ö̧̃̌̾t̀̍̎͋̅̀ ̴̉̏͂̚a̷̓̀r̨̋ͧoͨ̓ͦ͒̚ű̵͋ͩ͏͏n̴͊̈́̈҉d̴ͧͥ̉̉ͨ͂̈ͭ̓ ̚͞m͊͊͆͌ͮ͞ǘͫ̅ͯ̇̚͏͡û̢͒̄u̡ͤ͊̆ͯ̎͒̓͋͟c͌̎͌͐ͣ̇ͨͬ͟h̶͌̀ͥ͊̎̿̋͛̀̀.̋̇̓̀.̶̢͛̿̔ͦͪͦ̉̽.ͧ̈ͯ̆͊ͦ̍” Ne he hadn’t seen Kariya in a few days but he knew his master had other things to think about like the little Sakura girl. The berserker strained and shook to get his words out but then asked. “Ḩ̀͢ą̴ş ͟͏Ri̡͡ḑ̴͘e̸r͡ ͝g̷̕o͘tt̷̡͟e̶n ͠͏c̡h̴oo̵ocó̡l̸̀aa̛t͟͡e͢e̢͏?̢̢͟”

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� Asterios trots up with a box of chocolates for whoever gets them first.

Yes hello, him big and Medb is here for this and his chocolates.

“Oh my, aren’t you a sweetheart!” She clapped her hands together in glee. “Are these for me?”

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cosumuse:

“Aw you know just the right things to say to a lady!” Medb grinned, hopping up and down with joy. “Yours is lovely too! It looks so soft. Would it be okay if I touched it?”

Asterios blushed a little and nodded he scooped Medb up in has arms like he would when the child servants wanted to pet his mane. “I always...take good care...of it.” He smiled being very gentle with the queen in his arms.