[coolthingsguyslike]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[vegandelights]

Smoky marinated cremini mushrooms and peas are tossed with spaghetti in a silky tofu and cashew sauce to create this decadently delicious vegan carbonara.

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes “oh well that makes sense” and when i was like whatchu mean, he said “i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl”

“???wait what do i talk about?”

“you know. smart things.”

“…are you saying straight people are stupider?”

“honestly? yeah”

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

[comintoyoulive]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

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[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[catcrumb]

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

Amazon is using union-busting Pinkerton spies to track warehouse workers and labor movements at the company, according to a new report

[rosslynpaladin]

what century is this again

[grizzlyadventures]

Seriously? As a graduate historian I never anticipated reading Pinkertons being in anything other than industrialization texts

[officialwhitegirls]

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

[powerpuffles]

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

[officialwhitegirls]

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

[lesbianredpanda]

What she says: I’m fine

What she’s thinking: Wall-e spent days/weeks trying to approach EVE without seeming scary or predatory, more days/weeks worrying about her safety while she was dormant, and a trip across an entire galaxy just for the chance to try and hold her hand? And people still think it’s a straight movie???

[blautitlewave]

I don’t understand

[lesbianredpanda]

That’s fine

[santas-clauze]

[santas-clauze]

[psychicpopsicle]

[caffeinatedcatholic]

Me on tumblr dot com

[caffeinatedcatholic]

This gets better the later in 2020 you reblog it

[sophaea]

[sassafrasjungle]

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

[thursday]

posting selfies on tumblr like

[valtsv]

mentally im a gargoyle on a church roof

[valtsv]

in my head i am here with the boys

[puzzleinathunderstormllc-deacti]

[valtsv]

to be fair i never said what mental state i was in