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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@santas-clauze
Dungeon Master: Alright, so past the alcove, there's this tavern *readjusts pants from under the table* *clears throat* and there's two dwarf bouncers.
*the player sitting across from him in an "expressions of darth vader" shirt sneezes*
bless you. So, there's these two bouncers that are dwarves.
Jason: Are they armed?
*kid wearing sketchers and clear framed glasses chokes a little bit on chili cheese fritos. he clears his throat*
Dungeon Master: Yeah.
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful
and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of
Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?
all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades
Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters
Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:
Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god
Snoop is legit; don’t come for him.
He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.
Love him, great man
plizzanet earth
HOP ON! I’ll get you out of here!!! This thing will get us to Singapore in a SECOND FLAT!
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*GRRROOOOOOOUUUGGHHHHHH!!! -KRK”
Breaking Bad would’ve been much better if Jesse had the Max Payne 1 face and Walter just floated around the whole time in t-pose
Bitch please. This happened 10 years ago. And honestly I am more worried about what Hillary has done than what Trump has said.
???????????!
The Breaking Bad S5E16 “Felina”
“ It’s okay Jess6e, as long as we have eac6hother the world can’t t2ake us on. ”
my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory
Breaking bad tiers
my concept for an indiana jones 5 trailer!
please zoom in ITS A GOOD POST PLEASE
@santas-clauze you seem chill
past curfew.
lol what song dis?
https://youtu.be/hcipVri3mb0
Tell me somethin’ all those gifts and you aint give me nothin I’d rather die than to gift it to you My tree it is not for imitation your sleigh is an abomination This how it is on a christmas blanket eatin cookies, santas on the go And stackin’ up the presents, angels in the snow best frosting is vanilla kisses from a granny and walkin’ in the buildin’ angels on the ceilin’, garland on the floors rudolph out the window, flyin where the wind go mini plastic pool, gingerbread goals Only Lord knows, I’ve been goin’ santa snortin pepparika, scrubbin’ dashers antlers gifts for Four Daughters, new summer sandals christmas on a Monday, wrappin to Nirvana clearing all the dates, cookies gotta bake Phone never on, families conversate make your mama smile, christmas dinner plate sets, money, order-amazon great These are the times, ariving by 9 Look up in the sky, santa on the way wake up christmas day, grins on childs face hug your mother, I got dinner on the way got my dad a brand new jc penny belt You ain’t eat without a chicken on your plate You ain’t full enough to eat it all yourself You ain’t rich enough to buy it all today Tell me when gift giving gonna be my fate thatll be the day, jesus is our faith Peace to the world, christmas ok bring it all together on christmas day
what the heck is this?
L E A N Y M A G I C I A N
ive eaten 40 cookies in the last 30 days
your reckoning is coming
ive eaten 40 cookies in the last 30 days
if my men do not bring me trench foot, christmas is cancelled.
I desire trench foot
