skeleton in a fridge the bloggening

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some skeletons be walking around with no armor

not this guy

*points at self*

what if someone tries stealing your femur

or your clavicle

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i am not built for long distance relationships

v-v

i love them but

i need someone i can actually hug and stuff

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found dried flowers on a plant outside my yard

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I saw some birds yesterday

the duck zoomed in looks like a microscope image almost lol

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as i shove popcorn

down my gullet

my cat watches

disgusted by my gluttony

i weep

as i shove the

buttered

salty

sinful

delight down my throat

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had to take my phone out of the case

the phone was so smooth underneath

i wanna keep it out of the case

alas

the case keeps the phone smooth

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more poetic words by me

sweating my ass off

its way too fucking hot here

turn on the ac

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my cat scratched me

ouch

evil car loaf

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today

i didnt do much

other than ur mom

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how do i become famous

im gonna be number 1 tumblr celebrity

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if you want to know

yes, im a skeleton

yes, im in a fridge

no, you cant take the pickle jar

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Penis

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poetic words by me

basement ass

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tumblr

i hardly know r

bahahahahaaha

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*tumbles into the room dramatically*

h hey *awkwardly*

so youre probably wondering how i got into this situation huh

well it all started when

*flashback start*

*im walking down the stairs and slip and fall*

and thats how i got here

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oh tehre we go

i found out how to post on the blog

yay