GODDAMNIT

this is my bird blog, where i post about owls (the best birds) and also other birds. non-bird posts are accidents

[eternallymillenial]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[tflatte]

“you’ve already seen a movie this week” oh i’m sorry stardew valley am i not the backbone of this fucking town? did i not single-handedly fix the community center, the bus, the boat, and whip up a movie theater on top of that? am i not shipping out thousands of dollars worth of material on the daily and killing monsters for you people? collecting whatever bullshit you ask for? bringing you gifts tailored to your preferences? and when i wish only to play the crane game and get a dinosaur egg you won’t even let me in the door to PAY YOU MONEY? unbelievable.

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[coltonclay]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

[willowcrowned]

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

[sthuntress]

Sorry not sorry

[automatonknight]

i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such

[bardy-boy]

Game Changer: Battle Royale premiere today. Just so you know. In case you weren’t aware. Thought I’d share with you, ya know, that Game Changer: Battle Royale comes out. Today, by the way, if I didn’t make that clear. The four part game changer episode is coming out today day. Yeah. It’s called Game Changer: Battle Royale.

[brionbroadway]

after introducing everyone to my favourite zach reino character (peter, the fireduck), it’s only right that i introduce everyone to my favourite jess mckenna character: syntrax, a fishwitch who is made of mops and in love with tom bombabil bombadil.

[home-and-having-tea]

My love for Benoit Blanc knows no bounds. He's just some guy, he's a genius, he's the new Poirot, he encourages women to speak their mind at people who screw them over, he hates rich people, he's married to malewife Hugh Grant, he dresses like a 70s queer man with access to online shopping, he has no consistent accent other than Vaguely American Southern, he can solve any mystery, he cannot win Among Us, and I would marry the hell out of him him if I wasn't a lesbian and he wasn't a gay dude.

[obeliskandmetronome]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

[enitsirk]

Truly and completely losing my mind about how funny this season is

[sootchild]

[The Great Hart Hunt]

I am beside myself with laughter after enjoying The Great Hart Hunt. I need more!

[sootchild]

This scene has been living rent free in my mind and I had to make it Disney style. I have been possessed all week long with the need to draw this. I am free.

[marshmallsy]

hob and rue’s moment in the woods but there’s a pride & prejudice (2005) hand scene in there too

[onlinebeast]

This is a ‘glench’ and

This is a ‘glench’ and it is so small that you can’t see it

[krisiverse]

[ID: A bat, perfectly visible, sitting in the palm of someone’s hand. End ID]

[onlinebeast]

Don’t lie.