Mayor of Goober City

King Slizzered and the G6 Wizard

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Justin O'Neal

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

[midnightsnuff]

Roberto Ferri - Vanitas, 2014.

[blextrophy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hammercarexplosion]

🦀 no he isn't he is normal 🦀

[bace-jeleren]

[thrifteddivacup]

Dracula by Bram Stoker

[sonichedgeblog]

In the original Japanese version of ‘Sonic Adventure’, an anamatronic cowgirl appears in Casinopolis holding a drink. If Knuckles got near it, it would make a moaning sound.

[guro-rusame]

@lesserknownwaifus

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hammercarexplosion]

🦀 no he isn't he is normal 🦀

[bgm05]

[cervine-arctophile]

still one of the hardest images ever made

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[3liza]

Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

[3liza]

you do in fact have to fight for your right to party

[curioscurio]

And in the darkness bind them

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Skeletronic Battle Train

[randomitemdrop]

Okay that is clearly an item and not an encounter

[randomencounters]

Don’t sass me item boy

[randomitemdrop]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: that one Pokémon with speakers on its head and it makes a big noise so loud the glass shatters on your shirt staining it

[randomitemdrop]

Oh no a stain on my shirt, what epic magical item will I need to dig out of the forbidden archives, I sure hope the Wizard Council allows me to invoke the ancient rituals to access such power

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year’s Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won’t have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn’t stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

[bananatwinky]

[dat-soldier]

working class

[itsbenedict]