Skeleton War of the Year 2018

This blog is run by General Carpala of the battlefield forces division in the North-East Coast of The United States of America.SKELETONS, JOIN NOW TO DEFEAT THE FUCKBOYS! Follow this blog or submit a skele-pun (skeleton pun) for a membership to the Skele-Pun club! 

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Edit: Thank you for applying, soldier Ollie La Muertos! - GC

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Skeleton Army!

I am currently going through a great many submissions, applications, and questions sent to this Tumblr Blog. I would like to thank you all for your fibula-ous support, and assure you that no message shall go unanswered! EN GARDE, FUCKBOYS 💀

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NEED THE CALCIUM

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Apologies for the poor quality, I had to fill this out on my phone while my fuckboy brother was distracted, sir!

Edit: Many thanks for your application, soldier. I hope that your fuckboy brother may one day be inspired by your valor. The skelly air force awaits!

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“Let’s see those filthy fuckbois try and stay up all night sending dick pics when their candy is filled with these sharp slicey sticks”

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It’s October 1st…

EN GARDE, FUCK BOYS!

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Fuck boys may laugh in the face of our army but I do not think war is humorous. There are better things that tickle my funny bone! 💀🎺

Fibula-ous sentiment, young one! Welcome to the Skele-pun Club 💀

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👻It’s🍭the😈most💀wonderful🐾time🍁of🦇the 🎃year🍫

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The skeleton war... it has begun.... I can feel it in my bones.

Well done- you figured that out like Sherlock Bones!

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This is so scary. Alexa, play

🕷🧡🔪🖤🕷🕷🧡🔪🕷🕷

🧡🕷🖤Monster Mash🔪🕷🖤

🕷🔪🕷🧡🕷🕷🔪🖤🧡🔪

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Uh... General Carpala sir? My name is Una Deed, and I was hoping to join the course against the fuckboys. However I’m neither skeleton nor fleshy, I’m a zombie. It is ok if I still join? I know the recruitment agencies say they want everyone but I’ve never seen undead soldiers. I can do many useful things, such as pass for human and I can sustain a good amount of damage like a skeleton can! So can I still join?

Of course you may join! All beings who renounce the fuckboys are welcome in the war. We need your help, my undead friend!

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i’ve been waiting all year for this moment.

Edit: Thank you for the submission, McRibs! Prepare for the skelly battlefield at once 💀

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Noooo… it’s the first day of Spooktober and already one is down!

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The brutality of war is a terrible thing to behold... fortunately, when you’re undead you don’t have much to lose! Join the Skeleton War today!

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SKELETON WAR 2018

Skeletons, countrymen, lend me your ears (or ear bones)!

As many of you may know, my name is General Carpala. I am a skeleton of advanced age. For 462 years, I have fought in the great Skeleton War- an annual battle between skeletons and Fuckboys (anti-skeleton humans). In addition to serving as a general in battle, I am a member of the Strategy and Organization Council. I see it as my duty to keep the skeletons and Fleshies (humans) here on “Tumblr.com” informed about the goings-on of the war! I am also president of the Skele-pun club, which you may join at any time by submitting a skeleton-related pun! Especially good puns may win you the rank of a “deputy” of the club. Here is an example of a submission!

In the rest of this Tumblr Blog Post, I shall explain what the Skeleton War is and how you may enlist or contribute to the War Effort. Click the button labeled “Keep reading” if you wish to continue, reader!

Keep reading

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I’d donate milk but my money supply has gone “bone dry”

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What you lack in monetary assets, you make up for in skele-puns!

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I’m glad you like my puns I can be kind of a numbskull when it comes to those

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Edit: Thank you for enlisting, Tibienna Radii. The Skelly Underground needs your crossbow skills to win this war!

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What if you only have a few pieces of burnt flesh left?

Why, one needs no flesh to participate in the Skeleton War! In fact, you’ll find that you move more quickly without the burden of a skin blanket. You may certainly enlist!

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General Carpala, might I join this War of Skeletons? It sounds like a skeleTON of fun

Yes you may, and yes it is!! Thank you for the skele-pun submission.