#skele-puns

[skellywar2018]

Fuck boys may laugh in the face of our army but I do not think war is humorous. There are better things that tickle my funny bone! 💀🎺

Fibula-ous sentiment, young one! Welcome to the Skele-pun Club 💀

[neverlandent]

Neverland’s Haunted House

In the spirit of Halloween, four girls went to a haunted house to get spooked~! Soloist HanBi went alongside Aphrodite’s EunJi (ponytail), CheckM8′s HyeJin (short hair) and CheckM8′s JiWon (glasses)! HyeJin didn’t seemed to be very spooked for most of the haunted house, acting as a sort of guardian for the other girls. HanBi and JiWon were the most frightened of them all, and EunJi certainly didn’t escape a scare or three! The group of girls was separated repeatedly, leaving youngest member JiWon on her own for a period of time. The second time they were separated, JiWon and HanBi were separated from HyeJin and EunJi. 

The girls had a screaming good time, even though HanBi and JiWon might disagree! Aren’t these girls #SquadGhouls? Hope you all creep it real and have some skele-fun on Halloween! You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns ;)

[thechamberedheart]

An ice skating skeleton...

Zambony

[multiple-tale]

The Chase Is On

Adrenaline pumped through her body, the feel of being hunted spurring her on.

Breathing hard, she looks behind her desperately. There's nothing behind her, but that doesn't mean no one's there. She whips her head back forward and turns, veering into the trees.

She bumps into what feels like every tree, slowing her down a bit, but she ignores the pain as she attempts to narrowly dodge them.

Her lungs burn as she breathes in the icy air heavily and she can feel a stitch forming. But she can't stop. She has to keep moving. She can't be found. If she is… she can't even let herself think of that, powering through the pain.

Spotting a particularly thick tree, she runs behind it, crouching down. Some snow falls onto her head and down her shirt, but she ignores it. Slapping a hand over her mouth to muffle her pants, she cautiously peers back. Seeing no sign of pursuit, she breathes a sigh of relief, but a deep voice behind makes her heart stop and her whole body freeze. "h e y a  k i d."

Letting out a muffled squeak, she spins around to look at the towering being.

"You cheated!"

He steps forward, light illuminating his bony face, and chuckles. "me, cheated? i'm shocked you would think such a thing of me."

She looks at him unamused, which just causes him to chuckle again. He extends a hand to her still crouching form. "c'mon kiddo, don't want you getting a cold now do we?"

Giving the hand a cursory inspection, she takes it and he helps her up.

"now, i found you first,  so you know what that means."

"YES!" A voice shouts from up in the trees. They both look up.

"THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS THE BEST AT HIDE AND SEEK!" He scurries down. "AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES!" He announces, pointing at her.

She throws her hands up. "Sans cheated!"

"did not kiddo. just sounds like you're a sore loser."

"YEAH BRAVERY! YOU ARE BEING A SORE LOSER!"

Bravery glares at both of them, before huffing and stomping away.

"wrong way kiddo."

"I don't care!"

Sans turns to Papyrus. "looks like she needs to cool down."

Papyrus glares at him dirtily, and turns and hurries after Bravery.

Sans just shrugs and heads in the opposite direction, taking a short cut, planning to ketchup before they get too far. Bravery’s mom would not like it if Bravery fell ill because of him, and there were dishes still needed to be done. Papyrus had made a big lunch.

[skellywar2018]

General Carpala! I think the fuckbois are trying to arm themselves with our own troops! Worse still they are selling these fallen soldiers cheaply! How horrific

Simply disgusting! Using the bones that were taken from fallen soldiers to fight against us... one of the lowest moves I've ever seen. How can they arm themselves with our arms, literally? Have they no backbones of their own to fight with? Why, our soldiers would give an arm and a leg to fight for our cause, and those fleshy numbskulls have the nerve(s) to do this to us! Our soldiers barely have a leg to stand on. I have a real bone to pick with these fuckboys, and this war will be our biggest success yet! I can feel it in my bones. -General Carpala

[skellywar2018]

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE.

skele-pun submitted by @rock98 !

[skellywar2018]

I shall be the best Skeleton, I am calm because nothing can get under my skin and I’m pretty humerus

Glad to hear we have a skeleton with a backbone on our side! Thanks for the skele-puns, they really tickled my funny bone!

[skellywar2018]

The skeleton war... it has begun.... I can feel it in my bones.

Well done- you figured that out like Sherlock Bones!