hi my name is Simon, you can call me that or skibasyndrome
27 y/o
in August '23 young royals revived my blog
gay trans man
I mostly write fics and ficlets; hmu to talk about fics or fic writing <3
feel free to reach out and talk to me about anything and everything, I love talking to people (but can at times get too overwhelmed to reply quickly, sorry about that!)
my young royals fics below the cut (or under skibasyndrome on ao3)
It seems a place for us to dream (T, 1.8 k)
Or: The things going through Wilhelm's head during that S3 snippet.
You crave the Applause / Yet hate the Attention (E, chaptered, 4/4, 22.3 k)
Or: How Wilhelm realizes that maybe, if you squint a little, he might have a praise kink.
But I'm a vampire smile, you'll meet a sticky end (E, 4.1 k)
Or: Simon's vampire-esque makeup is really doing things to Wilhelm that he didn't expect. A Halloween fic.
In This Together (T, 3.5 k)
Or: Wilhelm tries — and fails — to surprise Simon with hot chocolate. Simon doesn't mind. Contribution to Wilmon Secret Santa 2023.
It's in the water, baby (E, 4.9 k)
Or: A sweet and spicy story sponsored by the infamous Lake Still (TM) s3 promo pic.
Never Letting You Go (E, 5.7 k)
Or: The infamous Hallway Smut (TM) Scene as briefly seen in the S3 trailer and (re)imagined by me. There's light angst, sex, and so many feelings.
Lavender Haze (E, 13.3 k)
Or: Wilhelm spots the most gorgeous man in a nightclub. He's wearing a lavender shirt that makes Wilhelm's head spin and imagination run wild. And a smile that does things to his heart he's not quite sure what to make of yet.
All this shit is new to me (E, chaptered, 3/?, 24 k)
Or: After meeting and hooking up with Simon at a club, Wille needs to figure out what exactly that means for them (or whether there even is a "them" to figure out). A sequel to Lavender Haze.
Wille's Month 2024:
Day 1 (Sandwich): Vegan butter, two slices of Gouda, a few slices of cucumber (G, 1.6 k) Day 8 (Wedding/Engagement): Roots of Love (T, 1.2 k) Day 9 (Riding): Close, Closer (E, 1.3 k) Day 25 (Hands): Got my Hands all over You (E, 7.1 k)
Simon's Month 2024:
Day 2 (Food): I could eat that boy for lunch (M, 7.9 k) (co-written with @iwouldnevergetintofanfic & @pagegirlintraining) Day 14 (Senses): Kyss mig med dinä röda läppar (or, affectionately: the cherry fic) (T, 3.4 k)
Flash The Camera, You're A Star! (T, 10.1 k) (co-written with @pagegirlintraining)
Or: the one where Wille is an even bigger simp than usual and Simon can’t quite stay mad at him.
(ca.)-5-sentence-ficlets
Or: people send me a sentence, I write 5 or more sentences to turn it into a ficlet. wild variety of stories ranging from dark to fluffy to (slightly) steamy (always open for these types of prompts, "series" ongoing)
Ragged Ends Of Your Summer Dress (M, 2.1 k) (3/?) (🎀)
Or: snippets from a universe in which Wille is transfem (and, duh, Simon loves her dearly)
YR Kinktober 2024 (Masterpost here)
(ongoing series) Day 1: Sit back and watch (I'm gonna dance for you) (masturbation & spit) Day 2: Sharpen your teeth, sink into me (marks & biting) Day 3: In silence, I'm yours (sound/staying quiet, hands & 69) Day 4: Love the shape of your mouth (and the back of your head) (makeup, praise kink, oral sex, deepthroating and light dacryphilia) (🎀) Day 5: I've never met arms like yours (cockwarming & spooning) Day 6: And the mirrors gon' fog tonight (mirror, hands, a little bit of praise) Day 7: One, two, three (Not only you and me) (threesome, first time [having a threesome], lapdance) Day 8: Body language say you wanna (semi-public sex, cruising, roleplay) Day 9: On the tip of my tongue, on the top of your thighs (1/2) (wax play, thighs, marks) Day 10: And if I searched a thousand miles I'd be dying to find (2/2) (intercrural sex, thighs, marks, oral sex) Day 11: My skin on your skin, again and again (frottage, cum play, fingers) Day 12: In the back of your car there's a big black mark (where I ripped the seat) (car sex, riding, a little breathplay/choking) Day 13: Find a brand new way of seeing (Your eyes forever glued to mine) (1/2)
Like we're dancing (you and me) (T, 3.1 k) (🎀)
Or: Wille is nervous to meet her parents for dinner. Simon is there for her.
Birthday Boys (T, 14.1 k) (co-written with @iwouldnevergetintofanfic)
Or: best friends Simon and Wille share a birthday. On their twentieth birthday - their first birthday apart in years - some realizations happen.
Now we're falling like snow (E, 7.8 k) (see header here)
Or: The first heavy snow of the season - what a great opportunity for a slow morning and keeping each other warm
Like a break in the ice (T, 2.5 k)
Or: Wille takes Simon ice skating. Simon isn't very enthusiastic.
"Short but impactful" prompt ficlets
"I'm just afraid" "Hate me" "I'm just afraid" "Tell me the truth" "Lie to me" "Please, speak to me" (Pt. II to "Lie to me")
Moon go down (do it again) (T, 4.2 k)
Or: Wille and Simon spend an evening sitting in Simon's dorm room.
Real short leash (but I like it tight) (E, 14.8 k)
Or: Wille wears a collar and Simon knows just how to make him feel good.
Your voice like the sound of sirens to a house on fire (You're saving me) (rated E/M-ish, 1.8 k)
Or: Wille has opinions about Simon's voice. And Simon gets to hear all about it.
"Reckless & passionate dialogue" prompt drabbles
“This was a bad idea." "Then why are you still kissing me?"
Your love is tough, is tried and true blue (rated E/M-ish, 4.5 k)
Or: Some days after they have left Hillerska, Simon and Wille find peace, calm, and each other in a cabin by the water.
Smut prompt list ficlets (also on ao3 as Hold you, touch you, feel you, always)
"it's okay, I'm right here" "look at me" “i’ve wanted this for such a long time” “don’t hold it in, it’s okay” “we can go for as long as you want” “I like the smell of your cologne” "play with me" "keep going" "aw, poor baby, do you want me to take care of this for you?" “let me eat you out while you do that, please?” "I want to feel you inside" (also on ao3) “you’re all mine” - “hm…” - “say it” - “i’m all yours” (also on ao3) "louder" "turn around for me" "do you want to take it off me?" "aw, poor baby, do you want me to take care of this for you?" (take 2) "you looked so hot out there" (also on ao3) "I'll go slow/I'll be gentle" "i want you to keep going, forever" "aren't you afraid it'll hurt" "Wrap your legs around my waist, baby." (also on ao3) "your dick/balls are/is so pretty" "What if it doesn’t have to mean anything?" "can you teach me?" (also on ao3) “What if it doesn’t have to mean anything?” (also on ao3)
Wilmon Day 2025
Hey there sleepy smile (I see you've brought your bedroom eyes) (rated T, 2.7 k) prompts: "Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?" & "In which position do they usually sleep?"
Try better next time (go back in the water) (M, 3.2 k)
Or: Simon, Rosh and Ayub don't manage to burn down the Gävle goat. Wille still gets to help. An alternate ending to joy that lights the fire by phnelt.
YR Kinktober 2025
(ongoing series) Day 1: Watching you, part of you, inside your head (cuckolding, humiliation, praise, dirty talk, light bondage, finger sucking, choking, threesome) (E, 14.6 k, 3/5)
You're the smell before rain (you're the blood in my veins) (E, 4.9 k)
Or: Simon is hopelessly obsessed with Wille, and has to let him know.
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