[bugbugly]

evan buckley being killed by a fly swatter

thanks

[fealtypledger]

while you were balancing your humors i was studying the blade, accidentally cutting myself, and bleeding out. now can you please help me balance my humors please please please my blood is all gone

[bugbugly]

re: plausible deniability phone sex might i recommend cherry top’s by brewrosemilk on a03

this has become a foundational text for me. buddie accidental sex level one thousand. the fact that nothing is explicitly communicated until the very end!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH

read it here and never look at a milkshake the same way ever again

[bark-barkley]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

[endof-vanity]

my prediction for the odyssey film is that ben affleck plays all of the sirens

[pnglove]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[bucksbeagle]

just randomly remembered this

[bugbugly]

stoppable force vs moveable object they just both have social anxiety so they refuse to collide

[bugbugly]

bloody hell but there’s also sweaty hell pissy hell and spitty hell & well the other hell… i shan’t say

[bugbugly]

i must not kiss zosia. kissing zosia is the mind killer. kissing zosia is the little death that brings total obliteration <- carol probably

[valkayrieactual]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Clean, fresh welds on lightly rusted steel is such a sexually arousing combination. It's like putting lingerie on weathered Corten.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I may never be able to draw my own porn but I sure as hell can weld it

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

robotgirl in lingerie (fresh welds on slightly rusty metal)

[sawthatmountainburn]

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[bugbugly]

@bucklesdiaz

TUMBLR ATE YOUR ASK WHEN I TRIED TO POST IT!!!! AHHH

enjoy my chicken scratch. hopefully it’s legible somewhat 🙏