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[threedollarsdotcom]

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

[anglaised]

🎄🦧

notice how hes bigger and more important

[kushblazer666]

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[akashicrecord]

Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

[dear-girl-skeleton]

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

[teathattast]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[koheletgirl]

do you move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die? have you moved to a brand new city and taught yourself how to die? will you move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die? when will you move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die?

[zvaigzdelasas]

Alright I'll bite. What's a new York

[sandmandaddy69]

[bintro]

[snoopywithmusic]

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

[officialwiremother]

my wires do retain heat very well and i can actually keep baby monkey warm and not to mention the milk i can provide and in my opinginon its not even a competition it obvious to me who is the correct mother

[kosmogrl]

[teathattast]