Read this. Arm yourself with Knowledge.

My friends call me GERT, but you can call me Skinny Dick

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[depsidase]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[bloodstainedmuzzle]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

[bapouro]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[gem-andromeda]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[void-flesh]

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

who’s my happiest little guy! it’s you!

[cat-faces]

[slicethepi]

you can't just leave this in the replies @all-i-am-is-pharmacy

[dogpuppy]