ok but what if iruka tried to break up with kakashi bcs “nobody wants see us together” and kakashi’s just… there. Calm, unbothered, choosing him anyway.
Iruka stands in front of the couch, arms crossed, face set in the most serious expression he can manage.
Iruka: Kakashi-san.. we need to talk.
Kakashi: Hm? You’re pregnant?
Iruka: WHAT—No!! That’s not what i meant!
Iruka: I think… we should break up.
Iruka: People say we don’t make sense. That we have no chemistry. That it’s weird. That it’s boring. That nobody wants to see us together.
Kakashi: Who is “people”?
*Sound of a book closing*
Iruka: …What are you doing?
Iruka: Kakashi-san, this is serious—
Kakashi deadpan, pulling him closer: “Nobody wanna see us together..”
Iruka: This is no the time for karaoke
Kakashi: “..but it no matter, no”
Iruka: Are you even listening to me?!!
Kakashi, quietly: “Cause I got you, babe.”
Kakashi: If you’re unhappy, i’ll listen. If you want to leave, i wont stop you.
Kakashi: But if this is about “people”.. then no.
Kakashi: I’m not dating “people”. I’m dating you.
Iruka: I just told you we should break up!!
Kakashi: And i just told you we’re not.
Iruka: …It was a test. I wanted to see how you’d react.
Iruka: You’re impossible.
Kakashi: And you’re staying
Iruka: I didn’t say that—
Kakashi, already sitting back down: Next time you test me, at least give me the study guide.
*Pillow hits. Caught without looking*
i just love the idea that no matter how many “you don’t make sense” arguments exist, he would still look at him and say “okay, and?”
anyway blame that viral AI cover of “Don’t Matter” on tiktok.
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