KKIR Incorrect Quotes

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Iruka: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Kakashi: The afterlife, I guess.

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Iruka: You and I both know it doesn’t have a bone.

Kakashi: Then why is it called a boner?

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Naruto, holding out a cookie for Iruka: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Iruka: Awwwww

Naruto, holding out another cookie for Kakashi : This one's like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Kakashi, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

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Iruka: Say no to drugs, kids!

Anko: Naw. Say yes to drugs.

Iruka: Anko!

Kakashi: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

Iruka and Anko:

Kakashi : Just wanted to give my two cents.

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Naruto : Kakashi Sensei, why are you on Iruka Sensei's balcony?

Kakashi : I'm depressed.

Kakashi : Also I was stabbed, can you just get Iruka, please?

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Rookie Jounin: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Umino does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Kakashi: If Iruka Sensei was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Iruka Sensei jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Rookie: You jump off a cliff!

Kakashi : Gladly. Provided Iruka did first.

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Kakashi : "Would you stab your significant other in the leg for 10 million ryo?" What kind of question is that?

Iruka : Exactly! You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.

Kakashi: And if you can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Iruka : Good thinking.

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Kakashi : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Iruka : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Kakashi : I—

Kakashi : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Kakashi : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Iruka : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am on a school night to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Kakashi: So that idea is off of the list.

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Kakashi: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?

Iruka: Did I get any... leap?

Kakashi: What...?

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Iruka: I intend to stay pissed at Kakashi forever.

Iruka: Even if I seem helpful.

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Iruka : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Kakashi :

Kakashi : Iruka , if I step outside, would I see all of our mugs are on the front lawn?

Iruka :

Kakashi : That's what you are choosing for your birthday prank?

Iruka : *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Iruka : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Kakashi : But – that’s just a trash can.

Iruka : It sure is.

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Iruka: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.

Kakashi: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Naruto: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Kakashi (brainstorming ideas for thr Halloween party): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?

Iruka: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.

Kakashi: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?

Iruka: …I was very passionate about pranking, Kakashi. You had me arrested a few times.

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Iruka, talking about Tenzou: Y’know, you never mentioned getting Tenzou involved in building our house.

Kakashi: That’s because he is not officially an employee, he is unpaid.

Iruka: You don’t pay him?!

Kakashi: He gets my appreciation.

Iruka: Are you sure you're not a cheapskate?

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Iruka: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you, Rokudaime-sama.

Kakashi: Cut it out with the "-sama". And this is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!

Iruka: Tripping over a basketball on your way to hide from overzealous children is not that cool.