KKIR Incorrect Quotes

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Kakashi* pops into Iruka's office: Are you reading fan fiction?

Iruka, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Kakashi: Oh, is it on AO3?

Iruka: This is CNN.

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Iruka: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Kakashi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Kakashi: Iruka, I can't just "mingle".

Iruka: You have too. It's called diplomacy. Just walk up to a circle and join in.

Kakashi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Iruka: Sandaime told me to apologize for my outburst the other day, so here.

Iruka: *Gives a bouquet to Kakashi*

Kakashi: You know I'm allergic.

Iruka *under his breath: That's the point.

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Kakashi: Good morning!

Iruka: Bold statement.

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Ino: So, Sensei, what made you decide to ask Kakashi Sensei out?

Iruka: Well...

Kakashi: I was the sexiest thing in that therapy waiting room.

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Iruka: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Kakashi: No, I said "Iruka, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Iruka: As a responsible adult-

Kakashi: *chuckles*

Iruka: … As a responsible adult—

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*while waiting outside the principal’s office*

Iruka: What are you in for?

Kakashi: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

Iruka: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

Kakashi:

Kakashi:

Kakashi: We live very different lives.

Iruka: Yes we do.

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Kakashi *sitting next to Iruka: From this day on you can think of me as a father too.

Naruto: Nope.

Kakashi : Nothing would make me happier.

Naruto : Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth!

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Kakashi: Truth or dare?

Iruka: Truth.

Kakashi: How many hours have you slept this week?

Iruka:

Iruka: Dare.

Kakashi: Go to sleep.

Iruka: I don't like this game.

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Iruka: I am not an escort, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

Kakashi: We can still stay in an underwater hotel.

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Kakashi: I need a long word.

Iruka: T-rex but the long one.

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Kakashi: Is something burning?

Iruka, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Kakashi: Iruka, why is the toast on fire?

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Iruka : So, I am going to ask Kakashi Sensei to demonstrate.

Iruka : Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Kakashi : No.

Iruka : See how naturally came to him? That, class, is the core tenet of Espionage 101.

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Kakashi : Hold the fuck up.

Iruka: Excuse me?

Kakashi : I said hold the fuck up.

Iruka:

Kakashi : I’m the fuck up, hold me.

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Kakashi : I need some life advice.

Iruka, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.