Gore May Panenis

the vibes were significant

[lawfulswampy]

[owlmylove]

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Me who hasnt been on tumblr in almost 6 months opening it today

[harclon]

how many followers do i need before i’m considered a religion

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In Australia it's 500 and a small fee.

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Men can have thicc gorilla gripp sCrUmPtiOus 🅱️ussies

and that's on facts

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corn

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Me on my way to gluck gluck a man I just met for the second time this week:

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It’s a long long way to Ba Sing Se but the girls in the city got massive fuckin tiddies

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I may be trans but that doesn’t stop me having a

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You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you pass the vibe check? IMBECILE. YOUR PFP IS FUCKING BEEMAN. JERRY FUCKING SEINFELD. ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES YOU WORTHLESS WRETCH OF A MAN

This was the energy I expected and I am Not Upset™

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Big shout out to my best mate.

Straightest, white-est, cis-est, manly man you’ll ever meet.

Also the best ally. Doesn’t trivialise things. Doesn’t assume I’ll get offended. Googles shit before asking questions. Never misgenders anyone. 

Love my boys

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If one more cis woman who kissed a girl once while drunk at a party calls me a “bwave boi” or tells me how they didn’t misgender me once like it’s a special achievement I’m gonna commit violence.

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Why do transphobes care so much? Like I couldn’t care less if you identified as a pineapple if you aren’t hurting yourself or others, and are aware that not everyone will “get it”, what’s the big dealio?

It’s not like pronouns are that hard anyway.

[askfordoodles]

“Hey, are you a man or a woman?”

“What gender are you?”

“ Yeah, but what is in your pants? “

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“Nah fr though what are you?”

[sapphymayeyeplease]

If you saw me scrolling through your blog? no

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you thinky ou can stop me? Huh? you think you have the power to tell me, an individual with a lifetime of experiences you will never understand, what tO DO?? 

Sounds like a lil salmon boy opinion to me

[bl1ster-deactivated20220917]

why isn’t antarctica called the land down under ? it’s more south than australia

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It’s not down under it’s a 

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I see you planning a dystopia. Don't you fucking do it. This is the fifth one this week.

My english teacher who is Severely Fed Up with my politically motivated dystopias based on tumblr shitposts