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#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #brisket five

OG! Five: I am in love with Lila!

Every other Five in the delicatessen:

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #the season of which we do not speak #unless we are making fun of its awfulness

ITS BEEN A FUCKING YEAR AND IM STILL ENRAGED AT HOW THEY ABSOLUTELY MASSACRED FIVE'S ENTIRE CHARACTER AND PERSONALITY

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #literally had to skip yesterday in the brellie fandomverse necause of how absolutely batshit angry it makes me #aiden gallagher im so sorry you had to endure that awful ending to your character

What I wanna know is who the fuck is Max and why did he put a delicatessen in the time travel subway of all places?

#the umbrella academy

THOUGHT I WAS OVER THE BUTCHERING OF FIVES CHARACTER BUT NOPE. IM STILL FUCKING ENRAGEDDDDDDD

#like what a godawful way to destroy one of if not the best character of the show #THIS ALSO APPLIES TO LILA BTW

justsomeskullkid

why was my idiot self half expecting geeked week to reveal we were actually getting more s4 and that that god awful ending was just a red herring?

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4

I think the worst thing about the downfall of Five is so many people falsely thinking that he wanted to stop the apocalypse just to save the world, because not only is that a boring and overdone plot, its also entirely untrue.

Five only wanted to stop the apocalypse to save his siblings, he couldn't give less of a fuck about saving the world.

If he was able to find someway for him and his siblings to live in peace without something happening to fuck it all up or dumb timeline rules he'd have to follow, he would sacrifice a million worlds to get that chance.

He only wanted to protect the only people who ever cared about him, no matter how silly or ridiculous they may be or how much they drive him crazy.

Five just wanted them to be safe.

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #tua s4

If you were an Alternate Timeline Five in Max's Diner, what would your moniker be? (i.e. Brisket Five, Crossword Five, all that jazz)

#op here would probably be pumpkin pie five #the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves

maxx-avi

In an alternate world he is the villain of the story...

Promo Five Alternative

TUA 4 ☂️🚬

(ORIGINAL CHARACTER OF MY PROPERTY)

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#THIS FUCKIN SLAPS #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy

plentyelegant

#you get it #the umbrella academy

Yo, if you have written or know of a good s4 fix it fic, please send it to me, i really need to get the bitter taste of the finale out of my mouth and heart

#the umbrella academy #tua

All of us after the finale:

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4

AND THERE WAS NO ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE

#the umbrella academy #tua s4

ME AFTER WATCHING THE FINALE:

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4 #five hargreeves

luwuley

Me in the season 4 writer’s room:

#ME #IM SO GLAD IM NOT ALONE IN HATING S4

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